Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

okay guys.....
someone on here has to know their real names, right....
we just go our write in candidates for the 2012 elections!!
regardless if they meant this as a april fools joke or not!!
bypass the two main parties and write in your vote!!!

reply to post by nenothtu


Excuse me? That's a black Brioni.

Springer...

The absolute best April Fools joke would be if you guys came back on April 2nd and announced that it was no joke, you're really running for office! ... I can see it now, "Here's the joke, we were serious!"

reply to post by EnhancedInterrogator

Harbinger's of Doom!

Is there a chance that saying "it doesn't matter" is just what 'they' want you to think.

What if the truly silent majority actually voted instead of being bored, apathetic, or 'enlightened'?

reply to post by SkepticOverlord


Look at those NWO flunkies up there! I wouldn't vote for those guys.

is it just me or does springer look like hes about to go postal in that photo ??

ATS is the New World Order. Our New World

Originally posted by BrokenCircles

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
Thank you everyone for your support. Our movement, this morning, is going viral in a big way. We're seeing overwhelming support with nearly 1 million views of our TV commercial on YouTube, in only 10 hours since announcing our campaign.

I am quite certain that the magnetosphere must be causing havoc within the Youtube view-counter on my computer.

For some strange reason, my counter is showing about 999,956 views short of reaching 1 mill.

YouTube servers are OBVIOUSLY being targeted by all the HAARP arrays - those we know about, AND the secret, hidden, and underground ones, in an effort to scupper the campaign.

TPTB WILL NOT win this one!

Originally posted by Springer
reply to post by nenothtu

 

Excuse me? That's a black Brioni.

Springer...

Shows how much I know about suits! I thought a "black Brioni" was an expensive Italian wine...

reply to post by Neilc1972


He does look a little scary.

I must say though they do dress up well. I want to see campaign trail pictures where they have to suck up and kiss little half alien babies and stuff. Politics conspiracy theorist style.

Originally posted by Agarta

Originally posted by TechVampyre
We need campaign shirts! Also, We should begin to twitter the you tube channel..

Edit to add: Come on people, Lets flood the mainstream net with this!

edit on 1-4-2011 by TechVampyre because: (no reason given)

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/30c13345a935.png[/atsimg]
www.spreadshirt.com...

edit on 1-4-2011 by Agarta because: (no reason given)

I like the concept, but the logo should be a little more "Hooters-ish" (in keeping with the Party acronym) - but using some critter or object other than an owl, to avoid copyright unpleasantries... so it can be posted here at ATS as well as all over the rest of the internet.

I have a model for it in mind, but she's currently trying to whack me with a baseball bat for some unfathomable reason.

Ooops! Gotta go!

Youtube is a big suspect anyway. I watched a ufo video on there a year ago as it had 23,000 views on the video label. Looking for the very same video it showed up way down the list as having had only 2,300 'hits'. Hopefully our ATS overlords will deal with such issues when once enthroned.

I wonder if anyone would...

write them in as candidates in 2012?

I wonder if anyone would...

write them in as candidates in 2012?



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I'll vote for you

if you demand that all you members wear red dresses,
then you're my man Springer!

EDIT:
If Mr. OverLord pushes for lipstick too, then I'll jump
horses.

Originally posted by Mayura
reply to post by Cosmic4life

 

This may be a clever April Fools gag, but mark my words... there really will be no 2013.

Just watch......

Major change is coming and it's beyond what you low-level conspirators may ever understand.

edit on 1-4-2011 by Mayura because: This isn't directed to you cosmic.

What do you mean by "ever understand"? 2013 is fast approaching, and since there won't be one, "ever" in that sense takes on a pretty... limited... meaning, eh?

I'm not going to waste time trying to comprehend it. There's rum to be imbibed, and a campaign button-press to be debrided of rust and oiled up - all in that exact order...

My wife wants to know if anyone has any suggestions for getting a ball bat out of the top of a tree without actually having to climb it. (I told her y'all don't have a clue about that, and to git back in the house and mix the rum RIGHT this time. I hope that was OK...)

reply to post by nenothtu


A 21st Century man huh?!