Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

THIS JUST IN

I've been nominated for the post of "Disinfo Agent Czar" by no less than the likes of Mr. Wayne Herschel:

Originally posted by eletheia

WAYNE HERSCHEL

'Yes this elite member smears important forbidden knowledge like this for a living employed

by ATS level infiltrators he's quite elequent as well so very well educated. i will keep making

his job as hard as possible.

I think he is refering to you Neno ! Backhanded compliment to you 'elequent' 'so very well

educated' (MUST HAVE READ THE BOOK)

Link

I'm not sure what a nomination by the opposition does for my chances, though, so I reckon I'll stick with agitating for Czar of all Czars.

I have a fully furnished commercial premises on a major high street in Liverpool, and it is sitting idle. Not even open. Secondary Support Campaign Office for our Overlord? We were going to make pizzas but whilst toying with the idea six pizza places opened up within 100 yards.

Would be cool to see an ATS presidential campaign office here in gangland Liverpool. Got wireless network, backyard chilling area with no cops access...(ahem.) And I see no reason whatsoever to ask anyone for any money to come in and just support the cause...

Originally posted by nenothtu

OMG! There's RULEZ?

No!

There are NO rules.

Not that I'm allowed to disclose.

For those who are duly elected Pres. those rules are pertinent to the agenda.

... and they are not meant to be remembered ...

Now, Czar?

That's a whole 'nother gig! We'll talk later.

reply to post by SkepticOverlord


Oh ... Well then, if you're just going to choose a day to end the world, how about a Sunday? That way we can party all weekend knowing we'll never have to deal with another Monday of having to go back to work and being responsible and all that crap.

reply to post by LadySkadi


Can you teach me to speak Russian? I have to know how to speak Russian for a Czar post, don't I?

Originally posted by Ben81

2012 is the transition to a better world on earth
with better values ... the age of enlightment .. literaly

once we are there .. you are right .. governments will be a useless thing from the past

Obama IS the last Potus indeed

No, it's been scheduled for demolition. The Vogons are already en route, piloting Nibiru. The deposit for the job has already been paid, and it's non-refundable, so it's set in stone.

Well, maybe "set in stone" was a poor choice of words...

Originally posted by DelMar
I love it and I have to say, SO looks very presidential and Springer looks like he is "encouraging" people to vote for them : ).

He does have that "I'm making you an offer you can't refuse" look about him, doesn't he?

reply to post by nenothtu


lol, you can go to rt.com it's a news site, but there is a link on top and they will teach you Russian. Good luck.

Originally posted by Trueman
reply to post by nenothtu

 

I don't see what's wrong with that, someone have to do it anyway

I was joking brother....lol, you thought was for real ?

Well, you ought to at least charge a nominal fee to test out the girlie clones, just so we know your a TRUE American!

OF COURSE I thought you were for real! Politics is serious bizniz!

If I wrangle the Czar of all Czars posting, I'll have to issue a departmental decree (since all those regs issued by department heads for some odd reason carry the force of Law) that all Girlie Clone Testers are to be accorded a minimum fee for their services, just to keep you on the straight and narrow!

Ahm a keepin' muh EYE on you!

reply to post by nenothtu

Russian?

No, but how about: нохчийн мотт

I hear it's a good alternative...

Originally posted by searching4truth
reply to post by nenothtu

 

lol, you can go to rt.com it's a news site, but there is a link on top and they will teach you Russian.

Good luck.

I can already read Cyrillic characters (long story), but the words still come out in Russian, which I can't understand. Well, some of the words come out in Pashto, which I can sort of puzzle out. I guess that means I may have a leg up on the Russian lessons, and so maybe a leg up on the Czar of all Czars Cabinet post.

It's my understanding that those slinky blonde KGB agents from the old 60's movies (you know, the ones with the funny accents that say "DAHling" a lot) are really good at educating one in Russian. I wonder if rt.com supplies those?

Originally posted by LadySkadi
reply to post by nenothtu

 

Russian?

No, but how about: нохчийн мотт

I hear it's a good alternative...

"nohchiyn Mott"? See? I TOLD you I couldn't puzzle out Slavic languages! I make that to be "eat at Joe's".

I figured out HAARP

www.abovetopsecret.com...

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lol, well being as it's a free site, I think your on your own as for attaining a blond Russian helper (I'm pretty sure they charge.......by the hour )

Petition S.O. and Springer that it is a business expense, it wouldn't be the first time my government paid for "helpers".

The only rules I will try to implement are no firearms, no uniforms (and this applies to the black hoodies and the boys in blue...we are one people in my splace) and go upstairs for a kip if you are showing signs of wanting a respite...or downstairs to the cellar to do your dark secret stuff. Liverpool Bootle Splaceways

The main shop front could be dedicated to the ATS presidential campaign. I feel this subject/idea may be waining...at least on this thread.

But we have the power to put forward our own nomination, of our choosing.

We are the people, are we not?

We can decide who makes our decisions,

I vote that ATS, thats us, choose to be able to choose. On this website we are free to express and complain; if only we could make a difference and influence political policy

I'm sure that at least one ATS member has the credentials to run for President...let her/him come forward now!

reply to post by nenothtu


google tells me it means "Chechen language"

Also, if elected will the ad free days continue? The site has been running so much better for me without all the crap in the corners. If the ads go away, especially while someone is rockin a Brioni suit, I'd appreciate that.

Originally posted by Springer

Originally posted by Anunakki
Dont make me laugh...

Wouldn't dream of it, that requires a sense of humor.

S...

Would you tell me what so funny...?

Originally posted by searching4truth
reply to post by nenothtu

 

lol, well being as it's a free site, I think your on your own as for attaining a blond Russian helper (I'm pretty sure they charge.......by the hour

)

Petition S.O. and Springer that it is a business expense, it wouldn't be the first time my government paid for "helpers".

Yeah, THAT'S the ticket! "Business expense"! Maybe I can wrangle a grant through the Department of Education, too, since it's "educational"!

State Security err... I mean "National Security" DEPENDS on it!

reply to post by Anunakki


Chill