Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

reply to post by SkepticOverlord


AH HA HA , HAPPY APRIL FOOLs. Love it!!

Well April fools joke or not, those are very well done professional photographs of you two, clean and smart. I especially like the lower camera angle putting you slightly above regular shots.

Originally posted by Illustronic
Well April fools joke or not, those are very well done professional photographs of you two, clean and smart. I especially like the lower camera angle putting you slightly above regular shots.

I agree, however the facial hair could indicate 'hidden' thoughts and values...
Discuss?

Presidents of Truth,

reply to post by A boy in a dress


The more things change, the more they stay the same. The contours of Og's club have changed over the aeons, and now it's stamped "Louisville Slugger", but it's the same basic concept. She just momentarily forgot WHO wears the club in THIS house. in a cute little fit of rage is all...

They ARE just so cut when they're trying to kill ya, ain't they? My dear old dad always did say "Ah Lahk 'em FIERY!"

I love it!

Kudos to you gentlemen, that was great!

The End of All Things party?
Is there something you know that we do not?........Why now?
There is only one party I believe in and that is the people of the United States of America.
We are to have the power. However, we are in a hole of a cushion and enjoy our lives...Thus why we as a union will never revolt until reality slaps us in the face. And that reality is coming.

Originally posted by A boy in a dress
reply to post by nenothtu

 

A 21st Century man huh?!

Or maybe ...
... 21st Century Schizoid man?

reply to post by nenothtu


You come off as a man who looks for 'balls' in a candidate, someone who
fights the fights for the sake of fighting... what about your more 'feminine'
side?

A Prez has to have the ability to see the 'girly' view and the gift of knitting
wouldn't go amiss.

Originally posted by hmdphantom
reply to post by Blaine91555

 

this is the job that TPTB has already accomplished.

are you all American aware of what is really going to happen next ???

you don't really know these guys and their intentions. you don't know what they really want. they are just the owners. they don't own you , do they ?

I had to check my label for that one. It said "Made in USA" and "Hand wash ONLY", but didn't mention ownership. I'll look and see if I can find any labels written in indelible ink, though....

reply to post by EnhancedInterrogator


You've been talking to the doctors, I see... or are you....

Is that YOU, Dr. Schnitzel?

Originally posted by nenothtu
reply to post by EnhancedInterrogator

 

You've been talking to the doctors, I see... or are you....
Is that YOU, Dr. Schnitzel?

Going to the shrink is kind of a fun time.
I had so many chips on my shoulder, I had to rent storage unit for them.

See what kind of dark and crazy stuff you can make-up to talk about.
Of course, you only get to to that once or twice with any particular shrink.
After that, they tend not to want to see you any more, or report you to the police, or (ideally) they just disappear and are never heard from again.

Originally posted by A boy in a dress
reply to post by nenothtu

 

You come off as a man who looks for 'balls' in a candidate, someone who
fights the fights for the sake of fighting... what about your more 'feminine'
side?

A Prez has to have the ability to see the 'girly' view and the gift of knitting
wouldn't go amiss.

Never mind what it is I look for - I'd been drinking that day, it doesn't count.

Are you implying that there's MORE to life than fighting? I'll have to check into that...

I DID try to get in touch with my feminine side, and it slapped me for the effort. I reckon THAT side has that fighting problem going on, too...

I'm not running for Prez, I leave the hard parts like that to SkepticOverlord and Springer. I only want a Czar's position in the cabinet, something like the "Czar of all the Czars", or something along those lines... but, yeah, I'm up for some "girly viewing"! I can't knit, but my darker side DOES know how to crochet....

reply to post by Neilc1972


What do you mean? That's my "Happy Face".

Actually, that "look" represents exactly how I look when I think about U.S. politics...


S...

You think their pictures were photoshopped?

They photoshopped to look younger for younger demographics and votes?

Or photoshopped for older voters?

Kinda creepy looking guys either way.

Do their pics project trust? Or fraud?

hmmmm... Who hired the photographer?

Background check?

Are these guys unwitting victoms? Did THEY get duped into running? By who?

reply to post by EnhancedInterrogator


The last shrink I saw was a brave, adventurous soul. I couldn't seem to make up anything that even phased him, and THAT worried ME a bit.

The kicker came when one day we were sitting around the office yakking. I was pretending to gather invisible bubbles into a pile in my hand, and then release them again to float away with a look of awe, before gathering them up again, and repeating the process. Out of the blue, Dr. Shnitzel just sort of leans forward with an odd gleam in his eyes, and says "Let's play psychopath! I'LL go first!"

It took almost an entire fire company to pull me out from under my bed, back home.

Originally posted by TruthTakesTime
I am disappointed with what I see here, Ill be honest with you.

We come to ATS to explore conspiracies and theories thought unknown by the general public. The only reason we have to come to a sight like ATS to discuss these things is because OUR GOVERNMENT has forced us too. They dismiss and hide anything paranormal, out of this world, or just plain weird and that in turn promotes the general public to dismiss these things too!

The government we now know to be ours has absolutely no chance of ever changing the way they feel about this. If we believe what we say, with secret groups like free masons and Illuminati, how could anyone overthrow these champions of networking by simply becoming president? It's not going to happen. The only way around this is a complete citizen overthrow of the government we have now to come to know.

So why are "Skeptic Overlord & Springer" wasting their time with this nonsense campaign? The answer eludes me but what I do know is that this feels slightly tacky and driven by profit. Instead of flooding your website with promotions for us to support you, why don't you start using your energy to investigate the matters that we wish to be investigated! I am so disappointed with this ridiculous presidential campaign that I will most assuredly be spending my conspiracy/paranormal/alien time elsewhere on another website.

And 1000+ Stars more!

Kinda disappointed myself..

reply to post by nenothtu


Trying to psych the Psych. can be a dangerous game.
A good one, already knows those tricks ...
and a sick-minded one, will enjoy using them on you.



It's called, having a breakthrough moment.
and then there's the other group...
We'll call them something else.

Originally posted by A boy in a dress

Originally posted by Illustronic
Well April fools joke or not, those are very well done professional photographs of you two, clean and smart. I especially like the lower camera angle putting you slightly above regular shots.

I agree, however the facial hair could indicate 'hidden' thoughts and values...
Discuss?

I agree. Springer looks like a mall cop or a man who likes gladiator films. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Originally posted by hp1229

Originally posted by Springer
For the record (I need to get used to saying that I guess), if we're elected, I want to make it perfectly clear that ALL hours of the day will OFFICIALLY be HAPPY HOUR. Not that it matters of course.

Oh, and golf lessons will be the training focus of all military boot camps.

Thank you.

Springer...

Will prostitution be legalized throughout the country along with Drugs ?

I'm guessing they will, but you won't be allowed to talk about them...