Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

if i vote for you guys bill, do i get to call you "the boss" ? who am i kidding?! i'll call you "the boss" anyway, just wait till you find you've gotten a write in, in wisconsin. your faces will be so red!!

Originally posted by Springer
reply to post by Aquarius1

 

What makes you think that?

The cabinet would be comprised of the staff, many women on the staff, if the world wasn't going to end and we actually got inaugurated. But since it is, and we aren't, it doesn't matter.

Springer...

You really think that much that the world is going to end ?
or you mean.. the world has we know it ??
i didnt though you were serious about this literal ending

im curious to know what you know about 2012
you should write a thread about this topic
will be the first to read it

2012 is the transition to a better world on earth
with better values ... the age of enlightment .. literaly

once we are there .. you are right .. governments will be a useless thing from the past

Obama IS the last Potus indeed

reply to post by whatukno


Oh, man! I really wish that mattered! We could have a field day with that inside info! .... If only it mattered... Can you think of any way that we can MAKE it matter? Can we, say, move the election to THIS year, so they'd at least be able to be inaugurated in Jan 2012 ... Just thinking outside the box here. I want this to matter...

I love it and I have to say, SO looks very presidential and Springer looks like he is "encouraging" people to vote for them : ).

They could use cookies and bacon to help their campaign



Maybe some laxatives...

First of all, has anyone even asked why they are ending the world nine days early? Hmm? Granted, in the overall scheme of things 9 days may not seem like much .. but still .. why Dec. 12th instead of Dec. 21st? I want my nine days back!!

Secondly, y'all need to think about this a little more clearly. If they run the country like they run ATS, we could be worse off than we are now....

No advertising your business without government approval?
Ask someone for their phone number and get thrown out of the country (permanently)?
A nationwide ban on calling people what they deserve to be called when they're acting like idiots?
All those entertaining tabloid news articles get labeled [HOAX] and tossed off to the side where you can hardly find them?
If you report a crime, the Overlord police want your nice clear video or picture .. or else it didn't happen?

On the other hand, I could see requiring all political candidates to be restricted to the debate forum and have to abide by their rules. Ha ha!

I may be alone against the tide, but I'm not voting for TEATs or Tee Tees.

reply to post by SkepticOverlord


I'll vote for you guys. What's the party name?

Man voting in 2012 will be very mentally distressing Springer and SO or vote Cthulhu again??? Oh wait it won't matter there is not going to be a 2013! Does anyone else see a mental image of politicians wearing tin-foil hats?? So who does one go about humbly requesting a appointee spot?

If you promise to deal with the Justin Beiber and Twilight epidemics, then you got my vote. A group of hybrid Beiber fever/Twilight zombies have invaded my house and I can only fight them off for so long. This is serious people they want your brain!!!!!

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I don't see what's wrong with that, someone have to do it anyway

I was joking brother....lol, you thought was for real ?

Originally posted by searching4truth

Originally posted by tallcool1
Sweet - a nice pair of T.E.A.T.s running the country! I'm in.

Hopefully this will be better than the past few decades of the "American Self Servers Holding Office and Lying to Everyone" party that has been controlling America.

Where do I get my campaign shirt again?

So, since it doesn't matter, when you two win the co-presidency - will you fire all the governors and appoint me governor of the Washington-Oregon-Idaho territory? Thanks in advance.

Are you saying our future leaders are a couple of boobs

I was laughing so hard when I read your question about a couple of boobs as our future leaders.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/8eb8fbe6fc45.jpg[/atsimg]

Because it just doesn't matter now does it?

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/da31d9e16737.jpg[/atsimg]

Perfect.


ATS 2012 Better Never Then Late

Don't matter coz I never vote even though this was a joke!

reply to post by CasiusIgnoranze


Even if you did vote the current politicians and politics used are a joke. Sadly though it is not a funny one.


Raist

reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas


right back at ya, I got quite the chuckle from your demotivationals.

The campaign posters floating around my head right now are not family friendly

Originally posted by crappiekat
I thought it would be hard for you guys to beat last years April Fool. But you have.

I love it. You have made my day alitttle more special.

You have my vote.

Campaign button please!!

Tee hee. I'm a newbie - what was last year's prank?

Another site I know of (not conspiracy-related, but definitely controversial) changed the front page of their site to the Interpol logo with a blip about how "you are now being watched by Interpol" etc.

Nice work, and I would get a TEAT shirt!

I would not vote for him. cough cough CIA

Sweet! Well done and funny as all hell. The video sounds awesomely real, too. Especially with the "I approve..." message at the end. Good work!

Originally posted by hhott
First of all, has anyone even asked why they are ending the world nine days early? Hmm?

Even if the 21st is the official date, we're much more amenable to THE END of ALL THINGS happening on a Wednesday, rather than a Friday.

1. I’m sorry, but I can not vote for a man that spoils his woman the way 'cough 'cough' does.

2. I will not vote for a man that drinks his wife’s bath water, and cherishes the ground she walks on as if she’s queen of England.

3. I will not vote for a man that always does the cooking while his wife sits in the cabana getting fed grapes and exotic fruits, as if she’s Cleopatra.

4. I will never vote for a man that fixes Lobster Alfredo, Filet Mignon, chateaubriand, grilled garlic Brussels sprouts, seafood/chorizo gumbo, seared scallops, and grilled Tiger Prawn recipes, and wont share the secret rub with his fellow man.

5. I cant ,and will not fathom the thought of voting for some one that thinks he is GENE KELLY, as if this is some SINGING IN THE RAIN movie, with a little touch of Saturday night fever.

Text when finished, whisper sweetness to my love while preparing an epic filet mignon on the grill complete with stunning veggies and potatoes. And then, after all that, swing her into giddiness with my expert dancing to great music.

I will vote for springer.
I will not vote for Skeptic Overlord, AKA john Travolta, AKA chef Ramsey, AKA the man that can’t find where his trousers are in the house.

Ask the GREAT CLEOPATRA QUEEN OF THE ENGLAND NILE; MRS. Overlord, FOR YOUR TROUSERS BACK, and I might change my mind AND you might have my vote.