Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

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Are you open to negotiations on that? At least on Friday everyone could get a drink in after work while awaiting our demise.

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Excellent! You've got my vote. See you on the Campaign Trail.

Strangely enough, if you ran the government as well as you run this website, The United States would
operate like a fine tuned machine.

Cheers!

I am disappointed with what I see here, Ill be honest with you.

We come to ATS to explore conspiracies and theories thought unknown by the general public. The only reason we have to come to a sight like ATS to discuss these things is because OUR GOVERNMENT has forced us too. They dismiss and hide anything paranormal, out of this world, or just plain weird and that in turn promotes the general public to dismiss these things too!

The government we now know to be ours has absolutely no chance of ever changing the way they feel about this. If we believe what we say, with secret groups like free masons and Illuminati, how could anyone overthrow these champions of networking by simply becoming president? It's not going to happen. The only way around this is a complete citizen overthrow of the government we have now to come to know.

So why are "Skeptic Overlord & Springer" wasting their time with this nonsense campaign? The answer eludes me but what I do know is that this feels slightly tacky and driven by profit. Instead of flooding your website with promotions for us to support you, why don't you start using your energy to investigate the matters that we wish to be investigated! I am so disappointed with this ridiculous presidential campaign that I will most assuredly be spending my conspiracy/paranormal/alien time elsewhere on another website.

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Ohhh... my head is so deep in the gutter right now

You should fit right in with the politicians then! Maybe Mr. Overlord will let you be in his cabinet?

You just have to love April Fool's Day when the normal daily MSM stories have less truth than our beloved ATS "CEO" & "COO" joke story.

Regards,

t

A bit late chiming in on this thread, because I decided to give this some thought first. I mean come on, these guys are the two top players, of the top conspiracy site on the web, bar none. Jumping right in to the presidential bid for 2012 ? My first thoughts being, that their decision brings a new perspective to all the threads on ATS ( that I never read ) about the site being a govt.sci op. But that puts Boondock Saint in the middle of a conspiracy
that would make his candidacy. Well, just a forerunner to this announcement. Something to warm us all up to the idea. Then I thought, what does any of this have to do with me, on a persoal level? NOTHING AT ALL?
As the author of at least a few threads that show the mindlessness that I believe voting has become.
I've been bent all my life about the Kennedy's. A true rebel against any vote. I've never believed in it and I am not
about to start now ! Nice try suckas, you almost had your hooks in me. :

Damn politicians are all alike.

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Oh puuuuleeeeez....lighten up! There is plenty of material here on the subjects you mentioned....go to those threads if this disturbs you. There is nothing wrong with having a little fun....

Hey, this gives those of us who aren't voting for boondock saint someone to support.

Well here's a ticket that's going absolutely nowhere.It just so happens that i am a bible prophecy teacher,and there will be a 2013.read your bible.you've got at least 7 years before Jesus comes.now don't get me wrong,everything probibly won't be hunky dory,but you will have a 2013.we need someone in that office who is going to follow the constitution,and try to undo the damage done by the past several administrations including the current one.we don't need a president or a candidate talking dooms day.

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I doubt they plan on wasting too much time with this campaign. My guess is they are not going to waste any more than one day campaigning -- today, April 1.

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Count me in! A vote for change that won't matter, I like it. Of course you will not be receiving any campaign contributions from me, simply because it does not matter.

APRIL FOOLS

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You realize this is a joke right?

Heh I start up firefox and am greeted by the side banner ad...

First thing through my head was, "wow, pitty Im not American or id seriously consider it... good for them!"

Didnt realize it was April 1st until I started reading the first few posts of the thread. I am now ashamed of myself... then again, I often dont know which day of the week it is sometimes.

Anyone else seriously creeped out by SOs and Springers pictures besides me, id vote for em but they have a "dont you dare mess with us" look about em, i dont even want to make eye contact...

With all the doom and gloom updated by the minute,you would think a little humour would be ok on ATS.

But Noooooo. And your right. Nothing funny should ever be done by the owners of the website...

I'm not defending them either.

Did you ever SEE the costs of running a Presidential campaign?

www.cbsnews.com...

www.suite101.com...

If ATS has that much fire power and are willing to blow it.... I want in. I'll pick up the leftovers.

Ambassadors always get a good gig... Except right now.

OK make me a zcar.. They get to stay here in the States right?

Hey Skeptic and Springer. Love the site and glad to be a part of it, but I don't think I can vote for you!

Why is that? Well, your platform does not touch on Health Care. That's an important issue in 2013 as I may receive a few bumps and bruises due to Planet X and the Alien invasion.

Come on guy's! For presidential candidates you sure weren't thinking about us little people!

Great concept by the way and April Fools to you too!

Good Aprils Fool, I wonder how many got fooled?

Originally posted by hmdphantom
they don't own you , do they ?

Depends on the offer.

On Topic (or a clever way to conceal a one line post) -

I’d like to propose the following Party Platform, if it mattered:

- We’d Bring Home the Pork, If It Mattered.

- Standing Firmly On All Sides of All Issues.

- 2013 Ain’t Gonna Happen. Send All Your Money To bribesandpayoffs.org, You Won’t Need It Anyway.

I can be reached at [email protected] or after 5 PM at the corner of 5th Avenue and "A" Street in downtown Anchorage, Alaska (I'm the one with the "I can't lie, I need a Beer" sign).

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I forgot who asked....but here are some campaign buttons!



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