Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

Originally posted by ThreeNF
Why???

Because.

Because it is change that DOES matter-

If people wants to knows secrets, let them eat TEAT...

Can you imagine playing poker with us? We could win. And imagine the resulting secret regime. So glorious... we could hold the world up (er, tax it) for one hundred thousand dollars...

Originally posted by Blaine91555

Originally posted by ThreeNF
Why???

Because.

OK

He he !! This may have started as a joke but now it has taken off, would our illustrious ATV 'overlords' now consider taking the idea seriously given the positive feedback and promised votes? If you read most of the postings on ATS, as you should given your position, then you are probably more informed than most politicians, and are definitely more in touch with us public and our concerns.

April Fools.

Speaking of April Fools jokes... check out this prank from youtube:

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/1fcae3f380c9.jpg[/atsimg]


I started a thread on discussion of this insane prank-joke here:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

reply to post by Chakotay


LOL! Good one.....How bout...."All that matters is TEAT" or...TEAT is sweet

aha, well that would explain the milky way visions or changes

and this

Daniel4
The angels announce this decree,
the holy watchmen bring this sentence,
So that everyone living will know
that the High God rules human kingdoms.
He arranges kingdom affairs however he wishes,
and makes leaders out of losers(WTHeck?). (TMT)



Let US bask in the Glory, shall we

reply to post by WhiteAlaska

Na, it wouldn't work for SO and Springer if they became president(s). It's hard to do an acceptance speech from an underground bunker.

Originally posted by HUMBLEONE
The whole world is going down the crapper and we're doing April fools jokes! Dude, change your name to the "TOXIC OVERLORD" cause we're all going to glow in the friggin dark soon! Why???...Because of....Those BASTARDS at General Electric!!! AND they don't pay any freakin taxes!!! .

You don't glow in the dark already?

A mere oversight. I'll have someone see to it.

My kids kind of like the glow, and it saves money on night lights for them!

Off Crak

Okay, I know this probably looks a little suspicious, but I've decided to abandon the Crakeur For President campaign and support the TEAT Party ticket.

I want to assure my fellow members that my decision is based entirely on principle, and wasn't influenced by anything else in any way.

Meanwhile, in other completely unrelated news, I'm pleased to announce my designation as Bill and Mark's prospective nominee as Deputy Assistant Overlord for Budget, Bribery and Graft in the new administration.

Rest assured, I am eagerly looking forward to serving myself the nation in this important position of public trust.

Overlord and Springer,you would be able to deflect Nibiru with your sheer combined awesomeness. You have my vote.. if I was a US citizen, but there you go.

All T.E.A.T.s, pranks and 'campaign platforms' aside ... 'it just doesn't matter' ... because the vast majority of those who cast their 'vote' are little more than ...



... ill- if not un- informed mouthbreathers. especially those who vote party lines and think they're doing 'the right thing'.

I'd vote for them, though I'd likely go with Springer for his more 'commander-in-chief' look, style and manner of 'business'. That's not to say SkepticOverlord doesn't have a decent sort of 'Dick Cheney' going on there, though.



way to lighten 'the mood' a bit ATS. top notch and good stuff.

...and I approve this message.

President Overlord.

Has a nice ring to it. XD

Originally posted by Havick007
ATS has 223,716 Members - of those only half has ever posted.. so then the total ATS members is less than 1% of the US population.....

Actually, that seems like more than enough to get on the ballot?
line secondi.

Springer:

Something has been bothering me about the campaign promo photos, and I just realized what it is...

Is that one of those Prison Suits they give you when they parole you?

Do they think they could win? Because it would be a big boon to the alternative knowledge community to even make it on the ballot2!
LG

Ok, I finally just figured-out the real story with this ploy.
I'ts so obviously a disinformation (not to be confused with datinformation) ploy to draw ATS'ers attention away from the nuclear crisis in Japan.

These guys finally sold-out, and took campaign money from the nuclear-lobby!

...this web site is very much 'The Voice of the People'... is this or is this not EXACTLY what we want making important decisions that affect our lives? I doesn't seem to matter these days what platform you (we and us) are running from, so long as the foundations of the ideas are laid in concrete. (apologies for my grammar, but you get the picture)

Time for Truth against the Lie