Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

This is an April Fool's joke

reply to post by Agarta


thank you every one. I have got familiar with one of the American customs. I am sorry for my foolish notions.

I just didn't know.

Oh no....this is no joke....

President : SO/Springer
Vide-President:

Secretary of State:
Secretary of Defense:
House Speaker:

Just for fun
im curious who would be your secretary of state lol
lets go further lol

Press Secretary:

Originally posted by Springer
For the record (I need to get used to saying that I guess), if we're elected, I want to make it perfectly clear that ALL hours of the day will OFFICIALLY be HAPPY HOUR. Not that it matters of course.

Oh, and golf lessons will be the training focus of all military boot camps.

Thank you.

Springer...

Springer I am very disappointed and thinking of taking my vote back since you and Skeptic Overlord have left women out the equation, I was so excited at first but now I see it's the same ole same ole.

reply to post by WhiteAlaska


then what is it ? a diss-info agents job ? how do you prove it ?

You get my vote as long as I can be secretary of all things that are not important.

Or secretary of unimportant things for short.

Raist

Sweet - a nice pair of T.E.A.T.s running the country! I'm in.

Hopefully this will be better than the past few decades of the "American Self Servers Holding Office and Lying to Everyone" party that has been controlling America. Where do I get my campaign shirt again?

So, since it doesn't matter, when you two win the co-presidency - will you fire all the governors and appoint me governor of the Washington-Oregon-Idaho territory? Thanks in advance.

Originally posted by hmdphantom
reply to post by Agarta

 

thank you every one. I have got familiar with one of the American customs. I am sorry for my foolish notions.

I just didn't know.

I apologize if my statement was rude. I understand that some people do not read entire threads, unfortunately this creates repetition, But one should always read the original post prior to answering it, IMO.

No hard feelings I hope.

reply to post by Aquarius1


What makes you think that? The cabinet would be comprised of the staff, many women on the staff, if the world wasn't going to end and we actually got inaugurated. But since it is, and we aren't, it doesn't matter.

Springer...

Originally posted by tallcool1
Sweet - a nice pair of T.E.A.T.s running the country! I'm in.

Hopefully this will be better than the past few decades of the "American Self Servers Holding Office and Lying to Everyone" party that has been controlling America.

Where do I get my campaign shirt again?

So, since it doesn't matter, when you two win the co-presidency - will you fire all the governors and appoint me governor of the Washington-Oregon-Idaho territory? Thanks in advance.

Are you saying our future leaders are a couple of boobs

Originally posted by Springer
reply to post by Aquarius1

 

What makes you think that?

The cabinet would be comprised of the staff, many women on the staff, if the world wasn't going to end and we actually got inaugurated. But since it is, and we aren't, it doesn't matter.

Springer...

Ok, I take it back Springer, you have my vote.

First thing just in case we need to do something about those beautiful Wild Horses.

reply to post by searching4truth


I'm not "not" saying that!

Anyway, they would be better than the acronym I provided for the past few decades worth of "leadership.

Well this will certainly screw up the whole "plausible deniability" statement.
I would hope that just because you guys look like Larry the Cable guy and Jeff Foxworthy modelling for Mens' Warehouse you will still have some debates. Just for the fun... it definitely wont matter.

Off topic I find it sad that some members chose this fun April fools day thread to get banned. lame.

Rock On TEAT

reply to post by SkepticOverlord


LOVE it! I'll vote for your guys, for sure!

reply to post by Agarta



thank you for you advice. I will use it.

note : most of the members said : we trust you instead of some thing else.
it is funny. we (humans) always want to trust in some thing we like it simply or we find it simple. we don't want to get familiar with the complications.

I think this is a law.

Woooo Hoooo If Donald Trump so can you! If you are looking for a running mate, I would make a great "vice" president....I have many vices!

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Woooo Hoooo If Donald Trump so can you!

If you are looking for a running mate, I would make a great "vice" president....I have many vices!

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Ohhh... my head is so deep in the gutter right now.

I'm at a loss for words... but not pictures!

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Oh man I wanted an appointment for deputy of State ... diplomatic relationships as a party member!

Thanks for making me smile