How To Be A MAN !!!

when you do a push up, imagine you're pushing the earth down. this will help you feel manly.

reply to post by neonitus


Lady, when I do my pushups it shakes the whole trailer-- no prob

Ronnie

And ya need the right avatar picture-- a gun, a scorpion, or like me muscle men. None of these pictures of space like your on drugs or pictures of your pet (unless its a Rottweiler or horse).

Get with the program, men, and you'll feel better about yourself

reply to post by KilgoreTrout


I spend plenty of time outdoors in the garden, and I dont' wear shoes all winter long. Yet I don't have a problem with keeping my hands and feet manicured.
A man doesn't have to pay to get one, but at least take care of himself.

As for those who are poo pooing that real men don't get manicures, I would certainly hope that any surgeon touching me...does.

Look at all the men leading the world folks. None of them look like grizzly adams.

If Barry "THE COUGER" Dawson wasn't manly enough, then fully loaded man is the man that can.



Or there's always this bloke...

Originally posted by nixie_nox
reply to post by KilgoreTrout

 

grizzly adams.

reply to post by nixie_nox



The next time ya wanna talk trash about Grizzly Adams remember this-- my nephew went to high school with the nephew of the actor that played Grizzly Adams--- and guess what we found from him about his uncle--- well, well, well, the real Grizzly Adams in REAL LIFE was a party animal and just as TOUGH as he was on the show!

Just think about that for awhile why dont' ya

reply to post by Chadwickus


hahahaha, I remember the cougar, some of the best cougar adds I ever seen

reply to post by JohnnyTHSeed


Wait... there is a murder to impregnation ratio???

Crap! Now I gotta go kill four guys to even things up. Well this wasn't what I had on my agenda for the day. I'd already penciled in throwing bricks at bears. Then I was gonna watch that movie "The Full Monty" and enjoy a box or two of high class wine.

~Heff

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by JohnnyTHSeed

 

Crap! Now I gotta go kill four guys to even things up.
~Heff

There are other options.

Four kids == Killing 4 men OR beating up 16 Monkeys OR Kicking 32 Badgers OR making 256 goldfish feel bad about themselves

Originally posted by inchworm
None of these pictures of space like your on drugs or pictures of your pet (unless its a Rottweiler or horse).

Hey I don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly to my cat!

You looking to throw down with the Spanner?

reply to post by davespanners



We'll just call it a baby snow leopard and leave it at that.

I dont know if you'd want to fisticuff's with the Worm there......

He owns a pair of Tough Guy gloves.


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Have you people never considered that males are like they are in usa just so the ptb can have a military and monster police force to control you and make money?

Have you never considered that males may actually be different than your perceived idea?

Why is the buddhist monk a wrong idea in your eyes, over your idea of john wayne or van dammne or someone you usa people idolise?

reply to post by andy1033


Don't sound like you signed up with THE PROGRAM yet (?). There's still time, bub-- no worries. Just get yourself a bottle of tequila, pump some iron (or shoot a gun) and tell some loser to "Beat it!' and you'll soon be lookin at being a he-man.

reply to post by inchworm


Na thanks its not in me and i am glad. Would never want muscles and have absolutely no interest in weapons.

Would rather be a buddhist monk type.

I am saying how do you know man really is meant to be like you think, as an american?

How do you know its not just the military and hollywood showing you how to be a man, when its not really like that. Your not an animal, your supposed to be a human.

reply to post by andy1033



Your not gonna get anywhere with that attitude Pal. ....

You got alot of work ahead of ya's .....


This is the only kind of Monk I know about :

Originally posted by nixie_nox
I spend plenty of time outdoors in the garden, and I dont' wear shoes all winter long. Yet I don't have a problem with keeping my hands and feet manicured.

Wow, you get eligible men passing through when you're out in your own garden? Lucky you! I have my hands in compost because it is what I do for a living, which is why it was relevent, I meet very few men (none in fact) in my garden, but I do encounter them at work or on my way to and from work. I don't have a problem keeping my hygiene up to standard, and can use soap, water and a nail brush. General maintenance. But if I'm in a hurry, I will leave just give my hands a good wash and leave the ingrained stuff till I get home, being on time to pick my son up from school and getting my work done before I leave are much higher priories.

Originally posted by nixie_nox
As for those who are poo pooing that real men don't get manicures, I would certainly hope that any surgeon touching me...does.

I would be much more concerned as to whether he/she has washed his/her hands, not whether his/her nails are buffed and cuticles pushed...the two do not necessarily, always go together....besides if he/she is touching you in his/her capacity as a surgeon, shouldn't they wear gloves? Or perhaps you are concerned that an untended hangnail will rip through those gloves...

Originally posted by nixie_nox
Look at all the men leading the world folks. None of them look like grizzly adams.

Perhaps if they did they would be more worthy of us looking at them....are world leaders really only there to serve as style gurus? Bush, Blair, Obama and Sarkozy et al, all have perfect hair, teeth and nails without a doubt...which does cover all the really important stuff we should expect from our leaders. I suppose...

reply to post by Tayesin


I read a few of your posts a couple of months ago and found them very helpful in dealing with things that I was dealing with then. You are so much more than a mere representation of masculinity, you are clearly a wonderful parent, and an exemplary human being. Someone that both genders can be inspired by and aspire to. Good job

Let's get back on topic ya'll. Tough guys, how to be one (and not some little weasel).

Here's another tip for ya-- when the ladies come flocking around you to rub suntan lotion on ya on the beach tell em "Back off ladies!' and then have your best bud rub it all over ya instead. That will drive the gals CRAZY with jealousy. Trust me, this happens to me and "The Boys' all the time even when there's no females around.

I'd also like to add......

It never hurts to give back to your community, .... me and the Worm help support local groups all the time, ...... why, I think I just found a video of the Ole Inch demonstrating his generosity.

He's the guy in the red hat.