How To Be A MAN !!!

reply to post by inchworm


I think I may wet myself...that tattoo, what can I say...you just completely out distanced everyone on the laugh-o-metre...you can get your coat, you've pulled!

reply to post by KilgoreTrout



I don't think I much appreciate you laughing at my Pal The Worm.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by KilgoreTrout

 

I don't think I much appreciate you laughing at my Pal The Worm.

OP this is off topic, but i thought your name was IntestaBurst when i first looked... sounded quite painful, maybe some sort of extreme laxative he he. but back on topic i have found your thread to be quite amuzing and now i feel like more of a man after reading some of the man rules.

watching the Weng-Weng montage has opened my scrotum to true manliness.

You all forgot the most important part.. How to belch...
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPP !!! After imbibing copius amounts of lager... Tut...

Good laughs everyone so thank you all. Now I'm gunna spoil it by being serious....

I recently read that the Metrosexual is dying out as a Fad, which is all it ever was... a Fad provided by Media to emasculate men and sell them "Product"... look at all the blokes who fell for that manipulation.

Dangley appendages in your pants does not make you a Man.. it only makes you Male.

Men stand when urinating, much like dogs.. unless they are desexed at a young age... the dog's that is.

A man can remember to put the toilet seat down when finished urinating... most just choose not to.

Many men have been confused lately by what it is a women really wants. It's no wonder really because the Fad push in Media also bent the young girls understanding so that they wanted Metro men... in general. So it was the Sensitive New Age Guy that was wanted and men capitulated as they always do.. wrapped around women's fingers!

Behind every good man is a woman.... apparently we need them to push us out of our comfort zones to get the best out of us. I think manipulation is over-rated!!

Stupid men Fight for no Real reason. They will fight over what you are looking at, over what word you said, hell even fight just to prove they are more manly than the guy they beat. We men can be very stupid. Real Men fight to save property, lives, their women and those who are unable to defend themselves.... Only.

Lastly, this old man has fried so many brain cells that he doesn't care what women want or what other men say is important.

Originally posted by Tayesin

Behind every good man is a woman....

With a knife ready to stab him in the back.

Thats why me Inch and IB only hang out with real men.

I would bend over backwards to help IB and I bet the Worm would be right behind me!

Originally posted by Tayesin
Real Men fight to save property, lives, their women and those who are unable to defend themselves.... Only.

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reply to post by jennybee35

Yeah, I could never claim to be anything other that an educated "redneck gal"!!

We have our share of metrosexuals, here, too. I love 'em as friends, and they are great conversationalists. I would just never consider them "mate" material. If TSHTF, I would be worried they were looking to find hairgel and eyeliner instead of scouting for weapons and watching my back!!

LOL and this is very interesting too! I'm pretty tough too - grew up on the mean streets O'Chi town. My relatives had money once, but in some stretches there, we were flat broke - I went to City College, etc - you're standing on the El platform, with the crackheads and hos, mmmmm fun times!!!

Inspired me to bust ass anyway. We should start a reality show or something!

Oh and on the Gay Boys here - alot of them will kick your ass. Never mistake a gay as 'weak'. They'll kick your ass - hell my Bois will kick your ass on my behalf - and then ask - so - where are we doing lunch?

I also know plenty of straight men who are into fashion, and even avante garde fashion - musicians, artists, etc - these are men who will wear dresses in public, all manner of weird things, probably stuff even flamboyant gays would *avoid* LOL - but it is about the - shock - and the "art" of it all. And yes, these people too will kick your ass - especially the females

LOL. We should do a reality show

From Father to Son

If anyone here is looking for advise on how to be a man. I recommend this read.

Never be ashamed to cry. No man is too good to get on his knee and humble himself to God. Follow your heart and look for the strength of a woman.

From Father to Son, Last Words to Live By

Media Clip. From Father to Son

S&F good stuff!

reply to post by PS3Geek


LOL, Straight to the point! I'm with you on that one! And dying your hair, C'mon now with the highlights & ish.

Forget the Schwarzenegger and military BS - listen to this - contemplate this ~

Its not even about being a man. Its about being honest with yourself and the people who care about you. That is being a true person.

Being a man is simple. Be honest. Treat your woman like she is a queen and be good in bed. Stand up for what is right, Know when to fight and when to walk away. Know how to hunt and fish. Be man enough to admit your wrong. Work hard and pay your bills. Be clean and keep your place clean. Love your parents, family and Jesus Christ. Thats how you become and stay a man.

Any questions?

Sounds like most of you understand now what it takes to be a He-Man. If you really wanna be a beefcake follow our simple rules. Dont' worry its gonna take some time to go from a 98 pound weakling to a man's man, but I know ya can do it if you give it your hardest.

does this have anything to do with swords and plowshares?

The Worm gots it right, ..... nobody likes a Pipsqueak.


Your body is a rough and tumble fightin, womanizin machine ...... so put it to work !!


Join a Gym !! and not one a dem Bally's health clubs, ...... Join a real place that smells like sweat and has blood stains on the mats.

No gym membership ??? No problem !!!

The next time yerr out in the woods and you see a big bear, ........ throw a brick at it !!!

Nothing makes ya feel the burn like fighting for yerr life !!!

And remember the next time you go buying a wife: She aint' lookin for Mr. Right, YOU'RE lookin for Mrs. ** ****!

Ronnie

Be sure to kill a lot of bad guys, and for every bad guy you kill you have to impregnate a woman - to keep the balance.

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Now thats an idea I can get Behind !!!


Nice to meet ya son.


Here's a Vid for you:





and for everyone contributing to this thread, ....... your all the best in my book.

It's time....

For some....

!!!BARRY DAWSON!!!