How To Be A MAN !!!

reply to post by andy1033

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
#11. Don't Forget to Have Fun !! no one likes a negative Nancy. ( this thread was for fun )

That is from the OPost

Didn't want you to think the wrong thing, not that real men care what others think

This is a fun thread, everyone (real and fake) does that. (Everyone has fun that is.)

Originally posted by nixie_nox
reply to post by PS3Geek

 

Actually, a man who takes care of himself is a big turnon. Sorry, most women don't like shaggy and smelly guys.

If you can't take care of yourself, how can you take care of anyone else?

A man getting a manicure tells me many things: He cares about his appearence, he knows a woman doesn't want to be touched by rough or dirty hands, he understands that presentation means a lot.

Its not gay, its smart.

Naw: decidely "Gay"

reply to post by adigregorio


Your not replying to me as i never said that quote you wrote there, lol.

reply to post by andy1033


That quote is from the Opening Post.

It was rule #11 to being a "real man"

It was letting us know that the thread was not a serious thread.

(I think this is the 3rd time I have tried to explain this to folks. Though my other attempts were a bit more subtle.)

Anyway, yes you did not say that which I quoted. The OPer did, in the OPost of the thread.

EDIT--
Edited the other post, to clarify. Sorry for the confusion, I just was making sure you were not taking me seriously with all the "real men do this" stuff.

I was having a grand old flag.

reply to post by adigregorio


I understand alot of the thread was sarcasm, and mainly my posts are mostly serious as thats my personality.

I am just stating to americans mainly that males do not have to follow your paths of so called males, as i do not and plenty do not.

Being passive as a male, is not american is it. Maybe thats to do with america needs plenty for there military and to give the police a job. Think about it.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


that is my favorite arnold scene man, watching this has reminded me that being a man is about having a large machette and using it properly.

Well, as a "real woman" I have to applaud all ya'll "real men".

I LIKE my man rough, tough and ready. I don't mind rough hands (as long as they are on the clean side!) because rough hands lend more texture. You guys are talking the real shizznit here!

I like a man who can hunt, fight, repair, cook and still make me dizzy! A real man is all of the things listed in the OP, and I am married to one!! He even has the sense of humor to go with it!

However, if he wanted a manicure, I'd have to trade him in. Something is obviously damaged in his "real man" DNA.

reply to post by andy1033


Friend, seems like ya miss the point of this threads-- how to be a man. Ya see, ya gotta work real hard at it to get anywhere, join the U.S. Navy, work it out on MUSCLE BEACH, find a best bud. Just read my post about being a man for Christs sake (The old WORM would never steer ya wrong-- Private message me, buddy boy)

Originally posted by jennybee35
Well, as a "real woman" I have to applaud all ya'll "real men".

I LIKE my man rough, tough and ready. I don't mind rough hands (as long as they are on the clean side!) because rough hands lend more texture. You guys are talking the real shizznit here!

I like a man who can hunt, fight, repair, cook and still make me dizzy! A real man is all of the things listed in the OP, and I am married to one!! He even has the sense of humor to go with it!

However, if he wanted a manicure, I'd have to trade him in. Something is obviously damaged in his "real man" DNA.

thanks for the laugh and your right .... but sadly something is obviously damanged or deranged in at least 80 % of the males ...
(blame the booze and the drugs)
lmao..

what real WOMeN WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Originally posted by nixie_nox
reply to post by PS3Geek

 

Actually, a man who takes care of himself is a big turnon. Sorry, most women don't like shaggy and smelly guys.

If you can't take care of yourself, how can you take care of anyone else?

A man getting a manicure tells me many things: He cares about his appearence, he knows a woman doesn't want to be touched by rough or dirty hands, he understands that presentation means a lot.

Its not gay, its smart.

Yes but what if SHTF and i don't use deodarint sp it gives you cancer ..

reply to post by jennybee35


I am the direct opposite of you Maybe because I live in an urban area? I only like "metrosexuals" - biz guys, hipsters, etc. Do not like "macho" type guys. There aren't too many around here anyway. Not even the Mexicans, they all went Goth

Most men here are 'cleaned up'. Even construction workers look like Joe Prep who stepped out of an LL Bean catalog.

The few "macho" type men around here are usually gays on their way to a leather bar

I am finding myself somewhat troubled. I am a pretty modern and hip guy. But a manicure? A manicure? My idea of a manicure is nail clippers in bed, followed by using a pumice stone to get rid of unsightly finger nail goo.

~Heff

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by 46ACE

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


Now, .... share your strategies and pointers !!!!

Fighting doesn't " make you a man

Maybe if ya tried fighting Jimmy "The Ape' Morgan youd' change yer tune, wise guy.

Know whut vern?

There's always somebody with a little more money or a little less..

Theres alway somebody a little bigger/faster and alittle less so ...
if thats'how you decide whether you are a "Man" or not I guess thats' up to you.

'l've never been much bigger than 180lb so big fast 230 lb muscle haid jimmy can talk to my .357.

er... #11 right.. I need to get out more.

reply to post by Whiffer Nippets


Yeah, I could never claim to be anything other that an educated "redneck gal"!!

We have our share of metrosexuals, here, too. I love 'em as friends, and they are great conversationalists. I would just never consider them "mate" material. If TSHTF, I would be worried they were looking to find hairgel and eyeliner instead of scouting for weapons and watching my back!!

Just teasing, some of those pretty boys are very interesting. I was just raised in the woods of Louisiana. Tends to make one tough. I wanna be the only one gettin' a mani-pedi and shopping for sexy boots.

"wiseguy" huh...

Give your "Jimmy the ape" a voltmeter,a roll around tool chest; and a broken down Sutton aluminum extrusion press production line( 'bout a block long machine) and we'll go head to head.
nyuk nyuk nyuk...

reply to post by andy1033



Thanks ferr replying to my thread without using the word " Microwave".

Self Control !!!


That makes you a man !

Manicure's ???

MANICURE'S !!!!! I suppose if there was a cure for being a Man, ... that would be it.


To be honest, ... this is the only type of manscaping I approve of.

Shaving with a sword you forged the day before:

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Yep i cannot mention it any more supposedly, as i could not post for last month.

People are not ready or willing to know how bad the world is in reality and thats there problem.

I will only occasionally bring up that stuff from now on, like i agreed.

Originally posted by Whiffer Nippets
The few "macho" type men around here are usually gays on their way to a leather bar

lol.

2nd line.

Originally posted by Hefficide

I am finding myself somewhat troubled. I am a pretty modern and hip guy. But a manicure? A manicure? My idea of a manicure is nail clippers in bed, followed by using a pumice stone to get rid of unsightly finger nail goo.

~Heff

Oh Mr fancy pants eh?

Nail clippers? Whats wrong with biting them off and spitting them into a bucket?

Pumice stone? I use the back of an Alligators head!

Wimp