How To Be A MAN !!!

reply to post by KilgoreTrout


Now those guys look like they been workin it out

reply to post by inchworm




Pick yerr jaw up off the floor fella ........



Now get your azz to chat.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Those fellas was old fashioned type muscle men, ya see?

Just look at the kinda shorts they was wearing

Muscle MEN

Originally posted by inchworm
Just look at the kinda shorts they was wearing

Ah...I see...well poor Jane, if the, fittingly beige, shorts were the only things grabbing your attention. Your worm has clearly already turned.

There is nothing for me here.

Aufweidersien, Pet!



Gesundheit

reply to post by KilgoreTrout


Keep your mind outta the gutter

I was talkin about the old shorts they was wearin (not whats in em)

Originally posted by inchworm
I was talkin about the old shorts they was wearin...

That is what I thought you were talking about...

...and why I realised, that there really is no hope...

Originally posted by KilgoreTrout

Originally posted by inchworm
I was talkin about the old shorts they was wearin...

That is what I thought you were talking about...

...and why I realised, that there really is no hope...

Lookee here, this bad boy (me) wears boxers and bib overalls, no tight shorts, understand?

I'm no goodtime charlie lookin for any funny bussiness with some other fellas.

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by Yissachar1

 

Those is some real good ideas.

Do you lift weights?

Every time i go to pee

Originally posted by Yissachar1
Every time i go to pee

Oh dear! There always has to be one...

megapunx.tripod.com...

Tsk, tsk...

reply to post by Yissachar1


Not sure how ya do that but as long as yer workin it out then yer on the right path, bud.

Keep up the good work.

Yeah, and if you really wanna get your gears lubed do it twice

Seems like old Intastellaburst forgot one-- horseplay! Never take nothin seriously no matter what. ALWAYS be the life of the party and always be the first guy to crack a joke. If ya look to serious people is gonna call ya a fruitcake and you dont' want that

reply to post by inchworm




Gitdammit Worm .......... #11. Have Fun.



.... also, womenz tend to like an educated feller, so if you have no idear's what their talking about, ..... just look them blankly in the eye and say,

Ya Reckon ??

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Thats' right, pal.

But never lets them make you feel like half a man.

reply to post by inchworm




Alot of fellers these days are into something called " manscaping" .....

This is just a fruity way o-sayin they like to shave and wax their dingle berries, ....



Don't feed into the hype fella's, .....

When a woman curls up with you she wants to feel like she's holding onto a godamn werewolf, ..... to feel safe and all. So dont worry if yerrr chest looks like a barbar shop floor.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Yep, pal, hair is where its' at

Body hair that is.

reply to post by inchworm



.... Your the best Pal.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by inchworm

 

.... Your the best Pal.

Now THATS' what THE WORM likes to see, 2 tough guys goin at it!

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by adigregorio

 

what it means to be a man. I never took that route and am too old to now.

Hi pal

Its' NEVER to late to be the man you always wanted to be-- all it takes is some weights, some wine and lookin yerself in the mirror every afternoon when ya get up and sayin "Hey bub, you good lookin and NOBUDDY can be a bigger man than you! (Then ya wink at yerself in the mirror)

Ronnie

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by adigregorio

 

what it means to be a man. I never took that route and am too old to now.

Hi pal

Its' NEVER to late to be the man you always wanted to be-- all it takes is some weights, some wine and lookin yerself in the mirror every afternoon when ya get up and sayin "Hey bub, you good lookin and NOBUDDY can be a bigger man than you! (Then ya wink at yerself in the mirror)

Ronnie

edit on 13-1-2011 by inchworm because: (no reason given)

... Yeah, .... Wine, ........ NOT Whine. You tell em Worm.