How To Be A MAN !!!

Todays daily pearl of Wisom, ...

From one of the masters:

...... Nobody puts it any better.







~~ double post = cause I can.

Originally posted by neonitus

tell em "Back off ladies!' and then have your best bud rub it all over ya instead. That will drive the gals CRAZY with jealousy

no, thats just gay.

Sounds like you need to spend some time on Rancho Mano-- where the oil flows free and so do the backrubs

I'd also like to add..

Being a man transcends nationality, skin color, and creed.


I'd like to introduce you all to a Latino man, ....


Everyone, ... meet Jorge, the more you watch the better off you'll be;

Hey

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you're a man

A man, man man
Now you're a man

Originally posted by Lysergic
Hey

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you're a man

A man, man man
Now you're a man

Unless your little song got muscles youre' way off topic, friend.

reply to post by 46ACE


Bud theres nobuddy a bigger or faster than me

Originally posted by davespanners

Originally posted by inchworm
None of these pictures of space like your on drugs or pictures of your pet (unless its a Rottweiler or horse).

Hey I don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly to my cat!

You looking to throw down with the Spanner?

edit on 3-1-2011 by davespanners because: (no reason given)

When youre' tryin hard to be a He-man ya dont have yerself a little kitty, ya see? You gotta get yourself some kind of pet that can take a arm off somebuddy.

Get yerrself a Trunk Monkey !!!!

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Thats' right! Gets yourself a arm-twistin ape and you can show of more.

i havent washed or shaved for months, you can't compete with me.

Bangoo!!! are you watching me?

reply to post by neonitus


Look, lady, no guys gonna wanna date you if ya never take a darn bath.

reply to post by inchworm

so youre cool with my hairy legs?

Originally posted by neonitus
reply to post by inchworm

 

so youre cool with my hairy legs?

What?!

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by neonitus
reply to post by inchworm

 

so youre cool with my hairy legs?

What?!

I think she wants to grind gears with you Pal ......


Time to visit the Worms "bone yard".

And one for the ladys.

reply to post by inchworm


crotch muscles.

Be honest.

Do not lie even if it would hurt you to not.

Face your fears.

Keep your integrity and your word at all times.

And love.

Allow your self to love with your whole heart and do not be scared to fall on your ass doing so

Feignt heart never won fair maiden.

Be courageous.

Be true

reply to post by Yissachar1


Those is some real good ideas.

Do you lift weights?

reply to post by Lysergic


I know whats' on YOUR mind.

Originally posted by inchworm
Unless your little song got muscles youre' way off topic, friend.