How To Be A MAN !!!

Originally posted by Hefficide

I am finding myself somewhat troubled. I am a pretty modern and hip guy. But a manicure? A manicure? My idea of a manicure is nail clippers in bed, followed by using a pumice stone to get rid of unsightly finger nail goo.

~Heff

Lol, i am sure quite alot of males get them nowadays, and all those face creams or lotions, lol.

Androgynous world is the only way to solve the worlds problems.

I would also like to clear up a common misconception:


Now, ... some people may think me and The Worm are some kind of fruits if we were to rub eachother's bodies with exotic oils.......

But maybe thats the only way we could get the proper sheen we were looking for .....

.. is it gay to have your muscles glistening in the sun like wet stones on the beach ??? I think not.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst
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I was somewhat amused and even more so, disappointed in most of the responses to "How to be a man".

The biggest thing about being "a man" is: RESPONSIBILITY

If a man does not take responsibility seriously, then ALL other aspects, attributes and descriptors, matter not.

A man is judged by his deeds, not his words. Plenty of people talk the talk, but seldom walk the walk. That's the problem with today's young men. They talk # all day long, but when it comes down to it, they fail to produce a result.

A real man will set aside his personal needs when it comes to doing 'the right thing'. It does not matter to him what the cost is, be monetary, personal injury and pain, or to watch his own dream fade away.

Honor and integrity is everything.

Come to think of it, a real man would never even contemplate what it "takes to be a man", he just IS.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


I would also like to clear up a common misconception:


Now, ... some people may think me and The Worm are some kind of fruits if we were to rub eachother's bodies with exotic oils.......

But maybe thats the only way we could get the proper sheen we were looking for .....

.. is it gay to have your muscles glistening in the sun like wet stones on the beach ??? I think not.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


I would also like to clear up a common misconception:


Now, ... some people may think me and The Worm are some kind of fruits if we were to rub eachother's bodies with exotic oils.......

But maybe thats the only way we could get the proper sheen we were looking for .....

.. is it gay to have your muscles glistening in the sun like wet stones on the beach ??? I think not.

reply to post by oldenough



Honor, Integrity, ... and Chivalry, .....


all very good additions everyone, ..... well add them to the list.


Another good thing ??? Knowing whats best in life :

Originally posted by nixie_nox
...he knows a woman doesn't want to be touched by rough or dirty hands...

Speak for yourself, Love...that, with a little jiggling, sounds not too unlike something I may have once, accidently, read in some kind of erotic type thingy.

Not too dirty, mind.

I've never had a manicure, and doubt very much I will ever have the money, much less the time, for one. So not high on my list of priorities, and I would probably find it creepy, men with 'hair dos' freak me out too. As long as they are recently washed and not smelly, I can stand a little dirt under the nails. I spend a lot of my time with my hands in compost, and am hardly meticulous, so it would be double standards otherwise.

To each their own though...we should go on the pull together, we'd never fight over the same bloke

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Good video, IntastellaBurst You know what these guys have in common? They all TOUGH GUYS.

Anybuddy think THATS' a joke?

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Good video, IntastellaBurst You know what these guys have in common? They all TOUGH GUYS.

Anybuddy think THATS' a joke?

Originally posted by Hefficide

Bah, any real man would do what I did and read this thread thinking "What the ruddy Hell does any of this have to do with ME anyway?"

Manschooled folks, manschooled.

~Heff

Friend, not sure what your meanin by your reply but ya better be thinking about finding a best Bud (me) and pumpin some (iron) .

Originally posted by Hefficide

Bah, any real man would do what I did and read this thread thinking "What the ruddy Hell does any of this have to do with ME anyway?"

Manschooled folks, manschooled.

~Heff

Friend, not sure what your meanin by your reply but ya better be thinking about finding a best Bud (me) and pumpin some (iron) .

reply to post by andy1033



How a Real Man would handle yerr type of situation there pal.

If someone has to go on BTS to find out how to be a man, they're probably not real men in the first place. So maybe this might help you.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Cheers man i would never give the scum that destroyed my life the satisfaction of me committing suicide, ever.

Cheers again, lol.

I just know the types of people that destroyed my life will not be on earth one day, and mankind will be closer to what i am if your ever going to sort out the problems of humans.

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I'm quoting myself from another thread, over the other side, but only because I do mention this thread...

Originally posted by KilgoreTrout
I was just reading the thread on 'How to be a Man' or some such thing, and Inchworm's posts reminded me of this. You see in martial cultures homosexuality was, if not encouraged, certainly accepted. In Sparta, I should imagine, like Greece, advancement into the upper ranks could be aided by becoming the lover of a superior officer. After all, women were forbidden to Spartan warriors for most of their time in service. They certainly weren't allowed to marry until they left, assuming they ever survived that long, and survival or protection from the 'frontline' so to speak, could be avoided by 'appealing' to an officer of higher rank. And while I should imagine that some would have frequented brothels or 'camp followers', most would not have been permitted, so for sex, they mostly had each other. As a Spartan would be taken at seven for training, it is likely that this 'system' was instilled fairly early on, passed down from each new intake to the next and considered perfectly normal, which it was, contextully. Much in the same way it was in the British Public School system until very recently, this being the system that created the majority of Officers in the service. Similarly, another military culture, the Prussians were notoriously homosexual, amongst themselves. So my point being, while the female of our species may display for the males benefit, the males are cheifly interested only in impressing each other, because over generations they have been bred this way, with all the heterosexuals getting wiped out on the battlefield, homosexual inclinations gives the survival advantage.

AND BECAUSE IT IS SO TRUE!

No wonder you all spend so much time complaining about women, we're not men, and the only reason we have the breasts is because the curiousity value, can, once in a while, drag you away from showing off in front of other men. The, The pissing contests tend to be more based on humour here, far more entertaining to the voyeur than fighting and flexing, or this voyeur anyway, and I do like a laugh..therefore, I'm torn between adgregorio and Inchworm in the manliness stakes...now if those two shared a trailer, I could be the new comforter....I can be upolstered to suit most tastes, plaid included.

reply to post by Misoir



Maybe it would help if you take that darn dress off and open yerrr ears son.....

because this thread is partly for you !!


Now pay attention Daniel-son !!

reply to post by KilgoreTrout


Not sure why you comparing THE WORM to homosexuality

Let me advise you of some thing-- I was married once to a WOMAN for2 YEARS (Whats' that tell ya, guy?)

Ronnie "TOUGH GUY' Williams

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Not sure why you comparing THE WORM to homosexuality

Let me advise you of some thing-- I was married once to a WOMAN for 2 YEARS (Whats' that tell ya, guy?)

Ronnie "TOUGH GUY' Williams

And dont' forget about gettin your tattoos-- I got this one when I was 22

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Did I? I don't think I did.