Rodney Dangerfield joke of the day, page 11

posted on Jun, 17 2004 @ 11:52 PM

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06/18/04: "Oh, my wife and I, we have our own arrangement. Yeah, one night a week I go out with the boys. And one night a week - SHE goes out with the boys! "

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 12:16 PM

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---Rodney is going to be on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn Tonight, June 18th. Check your local listings for time and channel.

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 19 2004 @ 12:50 AM

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06/19/04: "I saw a girl at the bar, I told her, "You're a cute chick - how would you like me to be the rooster?" She told me to go cluck myself."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 21 2004 @ 10:32 AM

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06/21/04: "I got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom - he wants to learn how to beg! He taught my wife how to roll over and play dead! "

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 21 2004 @ 11:15 PM

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06/22/04: "I can't lose any weight, I tried jogging - I keep running into restaurants! "

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 23 2004 @ 06:10 PM

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06/23/04: "Oh, when I have sex with my wife, I always have a mirror in the room. Yeah, I put it under her nose to see if she's breathing!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 23 2004 @ 11:10 PM

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06/24/04: "My anniversary I made a toast - to the best woman a man ever had - the waiter joined me!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 25 2004 @ 02:02 PM

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06.25.04: "Oh, my wife signed me up for a bridge club - I jump off next Tuesday! "

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 25 2004 @ 11:59 PM

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06/26/04: "I'm getting old. I got no sex life - why, if I squeeze into a parking space I'm sexually satisfied!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 27 2004 @ 01:19 AM

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06/27/04: "Oh, I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 27 2004 @ 11:25 PM

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06/28/04: "I got no sex life. At my age - I need a designated lover!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 28 2004 @ 11:04 PM

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06/29/04: "My wife and I, we have an on and off relationship. Yeah, everytime I get on - she tells me to get off! "

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 29 2004 @ 10:59 PM

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06/30/04: "Oh, my old man was strict - he allowed no drinking in the house. I had two brothers who died of thirst!"

2009

posted on Jun, 30 2004 @ 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by NotTooHappy
06/23/04: "Oh, when I have sex with my wife, I always have a mirror in the room. Yeah, I put it under her nose to see if she's breathing!"

lol......
btw, whos the girl in your avatar?

NotTooHappy

posted on Jun, 30 2004 @ 07:23 PM

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Brazillian Super-hottie, Adrianna Lima.

NotTooHappy

posted on Jul, 1 2004 @ 05:16 PM

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07/01/04: "Oh, kids are wild today. They get pregnant from eating chicken. Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good and one thing leads to another!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jul, 1 2004 @ 11:32 PM

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07/02/04: "My life, I've been through plenty. When I was three years old, my parents got a dog. And I was jealous of the dog - so they got rid of me!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jul, 3 2004 @ 10:09 AM

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06/03/04: "I don't get no respect. One night I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand - my wife lit it!"

NotTooHappy

posted on Jul, 5 2004 @ 04:49 PM

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07/05/04: "Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something."

NotTooHappy

posted on Jul, 5 2004 @ 11:19 PM

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06/07/04: "Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. I was so poor, in my neighborhood - the rainbow was in black and white!"