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originally posted by: DBCowboy
As an internet expert on birthrates I can safely say that the reason we aren't seeing a baby boom and are seeing a dropping of birthrates is because skinny jeans make penises tiny.
SCIENCE!
originally posted by: Zitterbewegung
a reply to: MykeNukem
Are skinny jeans popular again?
originally posted by: CptGreenTea
a reply to: Vasa Croe
Yea cause we need more people popping out babies while they throw their trash in the ocean.
originally posted by: LordAhriman
Who would want to bring a child into this world right now?
originally posted by: Zitterbewegung
a reply to: MykeNukem
Well skinny jeans will force the testes to be closer to the body which may interfere with the testes ability to regulate temperature and create viable sperm.
"The testes must be at a temperature slightly cooler than the body temperature for normal sperm development. Muscles in the wall of the scrotum allow it to tighten and relax, moving the testicles closer to the body for warmth or farther away to cool them, according to the Cleveland Clinic."
www.livescience.com...