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Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

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posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:25 AM
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Wonders if there will be a debate between , S.O and Boondock-Saint



Linky



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:28 AM
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they own the biggest DISINFO site on earth.


Then how do I know the above statement isn't disinfo ?

The next line is a lie .

The previous line is a lie .




posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:28 AM
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My presidential platform has always been:

For Puppies and kittens, and against terrorists..

If you can't get behind that you're Hitler.



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:31 AM
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bwahahaha! you got me - you got me good! Happy April Fools Day you guys! nice!



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:31 AM
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OMG, put me on your cabinet!!!!



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:34 AM
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Well then i'm just going to have to declare myself as King Michael Rex Mundi.

Seeing as i am now de facto King of the whole world, i declare all elections null and void.

From now on your all going to rock to my rules..oh yeah !!

First commandment..Today is now an official day off...as are the next 21 days..yes you heard me right...work sucks, take a break.

I know..your loving my rule already..more to come as and when.


Cosmic...



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:36 AM
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Originally posted by projectvxn
My presidential platform has always been:

For Puppies and kittens, and against terrorists..

If you can't get behind that you're Hitler.


Projectvxn FOR PRESIDENT !!!



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:36 AM
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Originally posted by projectvxn
My presidential platform has always been:

For Puppies and kittens, and against terrorists..

If you can't get behind that you're Hitler.


Projectvxn FOR PRESIDENT !!!



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:39 AM
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I don´t know what to say.... except.. this is soooooo cool!!!



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:41 AM
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Lol if you guys become president, can I be SOS?



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:42 AM
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Originally posted by simone50m

Originally posted by projectvxn
My presidential platform has always been:

For Puppies and kittens, and against terrorists..

If you can't get behind that you're Hitler.


Projectvxn FOR PRESIDENT !!!


Some-one who clearly did not get the memo...

I am now King of the World, you OBEY me now, there will be no elections, who is this vxn chap ? where does he live ? i'll send some top men..top men !!

I shall hear no more of these misguided loyalties.

Cosmic...



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:45 AM
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wow...I wonder which avatar/image is real
(sorry...the skeptical me constantly questions
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No offense but lets tackle the job of handling ATS first before you both can tackle the job of handling US


I will definitely vote for you two if you were really considering the candidacies

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edit on 1-4-2011 by hp1229 because: grammer



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:49 AM
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LOVE IT!
LOVE IT!
LOVE IT!

You all would beat the current considerations for the 2012 ticket-if you all really did it.

I want to fly AirFarce 1!!!

I could just imagine changing my party affiliation in the sleepy town office. It'd give the town secretary something to wonder & gossip about.

GO TEAM TEAT!!!

LOL!



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:51 AM
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And one more thing..

SPRINGER...that bandit ramirez face furniture your wearing...

.....soooooo not good.

I dare you to shave it into a Hitler tash.

In fact seeing as i am now King of the World, i command it and declare you....

Neo-Con Overlord.

Cosmic...



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:55 AM
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APRIL FOOLS!! Yeh, that's really funny. I've been waitng for the first APRIL FOOLS of the day and guess what? You guys are it! Geez thanks! April fools....how freakin LAME is that? The whole world is going down the crapper and we're doing April fools jokes! Dude, change your name to the "TOXIC OVERLORD" cause we're all going to glow in the friggin dark soon! Why???...Because of....Those BASTARDS at General Electric!!! AND they don't pay any freakin taxes!!! .



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 09:56 AM
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Even I have to admit this is quite refreshing on this day, older people still do have a sense of humor and why let a perfectly good April 1st. Day get away.

First off if you are going to get the doomsday right change the 12th to the 21st. let's let the Mayan's get some credit for their knowledge


How long did it take you two to come up with T.E.A.T. and how much coffee came out your nose when it was first mentioned.

Springer hasn't said anything in the thread typical V.P.


I believe the coolest thing would be..... you guys run and win then what would you do


Gotta love you guys

Edited to fix my screw-ups...that's old lady terminology
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posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 10:00 AM
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I thought he was serious for a second then i read the 2nd post lol.

I would of died laughing if it was real though



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 10:01 AM
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Why do they thing 2013 will not happen? 2012 aligns earth-sun-black hole at galaxy center. This will cause what the ancient Hindu refer to as Samavartaka or as others call the fire of the east or purifying fire. Based on my field unification theory in physics using only projective geometry(!) the alignment would cause energy and space to separate, magnetic fields would do the work. The result; earth will become +ionized as all electrons move only one direction, to galaxy center. This will wipe all magnetic and maybe even ram memory everywhere, people will seem to appear and disappear like those sailors did from the Philadelphia Experiment, we may have some nuclear powerplants blow up, and 144,000 people will leave earth for 7 years to return as teachers according to Jehovas witnesses. I have trouble following all the evidence of that last remark, but I have yet no better alternative explanations. Also this electrical storm to come on Dec21,2012; it may provide such ionization that all nuclear waste on earth will suddenly disintegrate in heat of billions of degrees. Extreme +ionization does this.

I think that by January 2020 the earth's spin axis will change 120 degrees putting the new equator on the west coast of the U.S. right up through the Baja. A point just east of Minsk in Russia never changes climate of the 3 possible spin axis which each last 12,900 years. Before during and shortly after that axis change, many people will die from major disasters, earthquakes, volcanoes, etc...but no telling how many.
As far as ufos, aliens, secret agendas, I believe it all, but don't think that telling everyone how ufos work is the answer to anything.

The scientific evidence I've outlined in videos on my youtube channel mikefromspace.



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 10:04 AM
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When this comes to pass....(and it will)...

Can I be US Ambassador to Amsterdam ?



posted on Apr, 1 2011 @ 10:04 AM
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Fantastic! Good to see some humour injected into our day!
With all the stuff happening lately, it's a good reminder that life needs a bit of sillyness.
Awesome.



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