Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

I don't vote and politics are for fools. Good luck if you should campaign through Dallas. My I suggest not using a convertible.

gees make way for a Nazi regime....

We need those birth certificates! We must prove that they are related to all the presidents for them to truly have a chance. Then again, to start a new dy-nasty may be just what we need. www.youtube.com...

Originally posted by concernedcitizen519
APRILLLLLLLLLLLLLL FOOOOLSSSSSSSSSSS!
(Although it seriously wouldn't be such a bad idea)

edit on 31-3-2011 by concernedcitizen519 because: more thoughts

why did you call it so fast concernedcitizen519?
Why?
You ..........

They have their Bunker spot, do you think those two tiny men would do # for you or anyone else than them self..




Pitty..

Well if the run the company like they do this web site - were in deep do do....
because they already killed about 5 or 6 screennames. I would need to be a cat
just to survive.

I'm crying here...


I've never participated in a election because I never believed in the process ... but for you 2 ...

i'd register

maybe even show up and vote

Those two have a big laugh, they dont need shiz.. they own the biggest DISINFO site on earth.


Think about it, oh thats true.. you dont.

"Change that won't matter". I can get behind that. Where do I change my party affiliation? ...Now my normally non-political husband is even saying he'll work for T.E.A.T.! ....hey! Now wait just a danged minute....What day is today? April 1st!....

Street Views already proved Chemtrails are unknown in New York City, Capital of
the Trump Empire or tall building owners until refurb time.. landlords ran and still run
from dilapidated buildings, so 2012 can only make it if Street Views on 2012 was
positive but I missed the show if there was one.
I heard only one person knows the end time and a bunch of savages that offered
human sacrifice to the comet Venus just do not know squat about the environment
especially calendars. The world tumbled upside down, see Velikovsky's work on
the subject, but no one fell off the planet.

Okay i want to know how it feels to be on the other side of this for once..

This thread is against the T&C Link

Particularly this is in violation of rule 15, rule 15e, and rule 15l

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I call for thread being closed, till further staff review!! (now it's my turn)

EDIT TO ADD: But in all seriousness, if there was a overlord, springer card for 2012..You guys would have my vote!

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lets do a straw ballot! you have my vote...

OMG,

I was expecting it since last yrs Obama was an ATS member
April Fools thread. But I will have to say it was a good one.

And now since you stole all my votes,
I guess my campaign is over. Or is that
where you got this idea from

boon

Bravo boys... That's great. ROFL. I love this site. just so you know..... I'd vote for you.

reply to post by TechVampyre


They killed Kenny.
Bastards!

I call the Cabinet position where I get to crack my knuckles all the time.

Peace

Two words. "Hanging chads."

[size=10]You guys got my vote!

(I've even got the requisite greying facial hair for party membership.)

BTW, the Men's Warehouse called. The suits are due back!

Happy April Fools Day from an actual one!

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord

Originally posted by Amaterasu
I think we need solutions based on a possibility that there will be something after 2012.

We have indeed addressed that on our Campaign Website:

NOTE: In the unlikely even that the Mayans were wrong and the world actually ends on March 13th, 2013, the candidates will share duties of the President and Vice President, as Springer cannot work on Monday or Friday, and weekdays after 3:30 PM central time.

Yeah, yeah, fair enough. But I'm working the NON-April-Fools angle. (Though I do appreciate your April-Fools work greatly!)

I want to end poverty and make this planet a very pleasant place for Human Beings (and other Beings) to live.

Thanks for the chuckles, though. [smile]

Originally posted by ugie1028
reply to post by Amaterasu

 

HAHAHA if you guys are serious, good luck!

Happy April fools day ya jokers!

I AM serious. Maybe you would take a look at what I offer in the links in my sig. Two threads: The End of Entropy and The Ethical Planetarian Party Platform. The first is the foundation (read first) and the second is the structure.

Still, though my work is not a joke, happy AF day to you, too.

Bob of Bob's burgers gets my vote. free hamburgers for everyone!