Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

Does this mean "The" Donald Trump ads on this site are an April Fools joke also ?????

We need an OVERLORD as President !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to need to use an absentee ballot to vote for you guys because I won't be in the U.S. on election day 2012...

...I'll be in Switzerland helping with the Spaghetti Tree Harvest and will later be attending the Spaghetti Harvest Festival (all the fresh tree-grown spaghetti I can eat for one low price!)

ok ok you got me

Vote 1 for........


The dude... or Duder, perhaps El Duderino

The Dude does Macgyver



Yeah of course i am not serious... but hehe gotta admit the Dude rocks!!!

Nothing like abit of Dudeness or Macgyver to liven things up!! This thread needs some real humour!

Originally posted by OldCorp
I'll vote for you. I will also arrange for you to receive the votes of EVERY redneck in South Carolina - in exchange for you appointing me Secretary of Things That Go BOOM!

ETA: Is that really you in your avatar? If it is, I have to say you are a very handsome man.

edit on 3/31/2011 by OldCorp because: (no reason given)

Sks's rock.


Deebo

Wouldn't it be awesome if just by some random occurrence this actually made TV news somewhere? I could see it happening and it would kind of go with the website's motto.

Keep an eye out for any media organizations with bad perceptive ability. Really you guys should have tried a little harder, maybe some fake twitter buzz or shopped youtube videos of a campaign or something.

I want to know how SO/Springer ticket will deal with the rampaging Cthulu problem.

And since there won't be a 2013 could you guys send out 2000 rounds of 5.56mm(preferably XM855) so that I can deal with the gaggle of zombies that will inevitably be left over after the apocalypse? It's not like the debt will matter. I want them all preloaded into Magpul 30 round magazines and a about 5 B-mag drums.


Just go through the people that regularly visit the Survival and Weapons Forums as we all know that no matter what happens on this planet they will certainly live on.

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Yeah and after Overlord comes the Deathstar and then losing freedom of Speech due to ATS guidlines.....




No Thanks!

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According to their website it doesn't matter, because of imminent doom.

Ironically though imminent doom also appears to be the current US foreign policy, so the transition may be rather easy.

Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President

If they win I guess that means Crakeur gets appointed head of the Federal Reserve

... not good ... not good at all ...

He'd make Greenspan seem like a competent financial consultant. :shk:

oh, well ... to hell in a handbasket can't come soon enough, I guess.

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O.K. So, I'm gullible! I actually thought you guys were really doing this til I figured out the date today! Laughing at myself right now!

It must be true, or they'd have to ban themselves for hoaxing.
It's in the T&Cs, right?

Go to bed for a few hours, And i miss everything!!

You, got my vote! finally a candidate i can respect, and stand behind!

On second thought, Could this be a BAD April fools joke.. Getting our hopes up for nothing..

If so, you got me..

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If they got you how is it bad?

Originally posted by projectvxn
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If they got you how is it bad?

Because they got my hopes up.. HAHA

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Me?? Waaaitt a sec, this isnt anything to do with me... If anythin i am giving the admins critisms.... i am waiting for some type of off-topic post or warning....


lol its not to do with me... i am questioning the Admin motives for this course of action

Being April 1 i wouldnt be surprised if they set this up as abit of fun for us... they have the funds and knowhow to set up webpages and domains....

Dont get to caught up in all the hype! Also think logically for a sec....

As per one of my previous post's in this thread,

ATS has 223,716 Members - of those only half has ever posted.. so then the total ATS members is less than 1% of the US population.....


do you really think either of the Admins have a chance, unless of cource there is something we dont know..,..

But yeah, its a prank... Well thats my opinion, but each to their own

It's upto you what you beleive...

Best April Fools joke ever!

Udderly fabulous. (Pun intended)

HAHA... I'll vote for anyone with the slogan "T.E.A.T."