Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

For the record (I need to get used to saying that I guess), if we're elected, I want to make it perfectly clear that ALL hours of the day will OFFICIALLY be HAPPY HOUR. Not that it matters of course.

Oh, and golf lessons will be the training focus of all military boot camps.

Thank you.

Springer...

Must just be me...but..

Skeptic looks like an Intelligence chief...

....While Springer looks like a counter-intel/terror chief...i mean look at him...like he wants to tear your arms off !!

Cosmic...

Originally posted by LeoVirgo
I saw 26 views on the youtube link you posted?

Wow! It was just 978,417. YouTube is in on the conspiracy to silence us and our message!

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Of course! We must see these two's birth certificates. Because I believe they both were born in RUSSIA!

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Shave your tash into a Hitler tash Springer, i dare you..lol.

Seriously though that Ramirez bandit face furniture your sporting...makes you look like a lawless bad-ass.

Cosmic...

Crazy how those views bounce up, and down like that!

By the end of the day, With all the members of this site..I have a feeling we will shut youtube down at this rate..With the high volumes of traffic we WILL be sending them..

I joke of course

Make SURE all campaign T Shirts, Buttons, and Pens are Made In America.

Don't be buying that stuff off shore.

Wait... Don't we have NAFTA?

Are we still friends with Canada and Mexico?

Can we make stuff in those countries?

Is Made by Nafta marketable?

I forget. How do I think about that? OH YEAH... YOU guys are supposed to tell me now that your running for office.

Cool.

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
Thank you everyone for your support. Our movement, this morning, is going viral in a big way. We're seeing overwhelming support with nearly 1 million views of our TV commercial on YouTube, in only 10 hours since announcing our campaign.

I am quite certain that the magnetosphere must be causing havoc within the Youtube view-counter on my computer.

For some strange reason, my counter is showing about 999,956 views short of reaching 1 mill.

This question is for Skeptic, and Springer..

I asked the same question in boondock's thread..www.abovetopsecret.com...

What are your views on internet censorship?

The way i see it, There is no place for censorship, on a site that's motto is to "deny ignorance"..

if there is "truth" to be found on any topic.. Then the site should not frown upon it's members , For bringing "the truth" forward..

Originally posted by TechVampyre
What are your views on internet censorship?

DOESN'T MATTER

Once we win via an historic landslide, we'll never be sworn-in as there will be no 2013.

Originally posted by TechVampyre
We need campaign shirts! Also, We should begin to twitter the you tube channel..

Edit to add: Come on people, Lets flood the mainstream net with this!

edit on 1-4-2011 by TechVampyre because: (no reason given)

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/30c13345a935.png[/atsimg]
www.spreadshirt.com...

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Good enough, for me! you won my vote.. Not that it will matter..

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What he said...

S...

Damn april fool day ... DAMN YOU

the best ideas always come from a april fool day pranks

im sure you guys would be 10000000000000000000000x better than president pussy

my question is WHY NOT .. you should try to really run in the election

if Miss Sarah Palin can .. you surely can to ...



Edit: btw .. nice picture guys very professional

Originally posted by niceguybob
Make SURE all campaign T Shirts, Buttons, and Pens are Made In America.

We already have a complex manufacturing ecosystem in place that takes full advantage of the low-cost of off-shore production and materials cost, while still allowing us to say "MADE IN THE USA" on each and every campaign item.

For example.
The material for our T-shirts is source through Madagascar.
The patterns are cut in Singapore, except for the XXL sizes which will be cut in Taiwan.
The thread is from Korea.
The shirts will be sown in Taiwan, except for the Mediums which will be done by workers on their spare time in the Apple factory in China.
Screen printing will be completed in Mexico, except for the Red which will be sourced by experts in New Zealand.
The "MADE IN USA" labels will be applied in Canada (which is close)
Then the final shirts will be folded in Topeka, Kansas so that we can still say, "MADE IN THE USA."

Who are the suck-ups that keep giving Skeptic and Springer Stars ??

They deserve to be punished in cruel and unusual ways by top men..top men !

Stop feeding their delusions !!

Deny Insanity !

Cosmic...

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord

Originally posted by LeoVirgo

I saw 26 views on the youtube link you posted?

Wow! It was just 978,417. YouTube is in on the conspiracy to silence us and our message!

Now it's up to 51 views (at least)!

That means it practically doubled in 20 minutes. If we keep this exponential growth, and even figure conservatively that it would double every 1/2 hour, then you should expect to have 3.125 TRILLION views in about 3 hours. That's about 500 times more than the world's population.

Dang! I already voted for boondock-saint! Oh well, I guess since I used to live in Chicago I can have a few dead relatives vote for you guys.

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Haha that's awesome... I'd vote for you guys perhaps, based solely on the site you've been running and the change you've made in the community.

But as a photographer I gotta give you some advice. Whoever did your Phototshop work needs to tone it down a bit, it's over done and SO's eyes look demonic and skin unnaturally porcelain like.

Springer, lose the cop mustache.

Khar

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This may be a clever April Fools gag, but mark my words... there really will be no 2013.

Just watch......

Major change is coming and it's beyond what you low-level conspirators may ever understand.