Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

Durisdiction: A-SBN/A-SNA

Forces Participating: A-SBN, A-SNA 1st Fleet, AquaMarine Commando Regiment, Naval Intelligence

Commanding Officers: Reikuro, Daystar, diehard_democrat

Objective: Complete destruction of The Squirrel Imperial Forces' Russian Forces and Cloning Facilities. Liberation of Southern Russian Republics from Squirrel Rule

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Stage One: It is proposed that A-SNA Yellow Submarine locate and destroy the Squirrel Sub believed to be heading for Russia from Texas. Assistance to be provided by Naval Intel

Stage Two: An A-SBN strikeforce, led by Reikuro, will infiltrate the Cloning Facility that is under control of the Fugitive UK Wizard. The A-SBN Objective is to sabotage the Facility, assassinate Wizard's Scientists, and, if possible capture Wizard himself. A-SNA Lilo will evacuate the Ninja from a coastal rendevous point once objectives are complete

Stage Three: A-SNA Rubber Dinghy will launch SPUDs at bobafett1972's Base until Naval Intel indicates that the Base is destroyed

Stage Four: AquaMarine Commandos will march against the Russian Division of the Red Beret Squirrels, who are believed to be stationed in scenic downtown Grozney

Originally posted by Daystar
Stage Two: An A-SBN strikeforce, led by Reikuro, will infiltrate the Cloning Facility that is under control of the Fugitive UK Wizard. The A-SBN Objective is to sabotage the Facility, assassinate Wizard's Scientists, and, if possible capture Wizard himself. A-SNA Lilo will evacuate the Ninja from a coastal rendevous point once objectives are complete

*flees secret base with scientists and a small detachment of elite clones*

The Clone intelligence Service (CIA) is amazing there could be several clones within your organisation and you'd never know

Long Live the Imperial Squirrel Empire

Death to the heritics of the anti-squirrel patrol!

UP THE SQUIRRELS!

You guys are going DOWN!

wasp i am disappointed in you! Wizard is Beyond Salvation, he has sold his Soul to Squirrel Satan, but for you its not too late...

don't make cpr put you in the 'Facility'!

as for you... Wizard... *growls*

you can flee if you wish, but we WILL find you!

Mua...haha...hahaHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

*takes out scythe and appears behind wizard in a empty room*

We shall fight now...

*knocks UKwiz out with a Hidden Technique*


*UK wakes up in a white room with images of squirrels destroying all he loves*

By not too late what do you mean......?
Will i get a health plan?
I dont get one with the squirrels , just a fantastic dental one.

Yes you can a dental health plan and at our work computers you can go on any website you want as long as it isn't Pro Squirrel

So join the A-SP

Originally posted by cpr12r
Yes you can a dental health plan and at our work computers you can go on any website you want as long as it isn't Pro Squirrel

So join the A-SP

Hmmm, what position i get....?

Thinking hypothetically here if someone gave the position of a certain party to another , would the person get any reward?

You'd get to be in charge of the A-SP S.W.A.T. Forces and the City Battle Forces (A-SPCBF)

Originally posted by cpr12r
You'd get to be in charge of the A-SP S.W.A.T. Forces and the City Battle Forces (A-SPCBF)

Hmm I'll be right back...**sneaks off to find UKwizard and attach homeing beacon***

Perrrfect devilwasp Perrfect.... *gives Devilwasp his A-SP ID and his own personal Super Model Lacky*

Originally posted by cpr12r
Perrrfect devilwasp Perrfect.... *gives Devilwasp his A-SP ID and his own personal Super Model Lacky*

Do i detect a Dr evi- uhh i mean Dr good personalitly forming?

No I'm just seeing if I can sound liek Monty Burns but I failed miserably Well anyway here's your keys to your hovercar *hands DevilWasp keys*

Originally posted by cpr12r
No I'm just seeing if I can sound liek Monty Burns but I failed miserably

Well anyway here's your keys to your hovercar *hands DevilWasp keys*

Oh no you did , just that kind of thing makes me think of a man in a soft leather chair with a small cat.....mabye been watching "you only live twice" too much!
Heres your umm, "completely inocent disc" **hands a disc to Cpr12***...

How come he gets a hovercar and I don't? *whine* *complain*

*realizes I have a nuclear powerd sub*

Nevermind...

dd you should do what i did, exploit A-SPPIDs budget


i got a dub reggae APC!

How come I dont get a Lacky?

I have found a squirrel base in China, not to far from Russia. I think that is the place UK is hiding out in. I shall inflitrate it right away

and my hover car....

-sends ninjas off to gather really cool anti-squirrel thingies-

*gives all A-SP members hovercars with extremely large ammount of money A-SP has*

I take care of you all as if you were family...

Oh yay, Im part of CPR's family
My wish has been forfilled
oh baby oh baby

O.o...please note the sarcasim there...