Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

The Squirrel Patrol is now recruiting!

We have 2 members already:
Relentless- Major General/Goddess 1st class of the Anti-Squirrel Brigade
Skyfox2- Major General 1st Class of the Anti-Squirrel Brigade and Chief of the Secret Squirrel Patrol
Daystar- General of the Anti-Squirrel Brigade and Commander of the Anti-Squirrel Naval Armada
To join just post in this thread and I'll give you a rank.

Remember Deny Squirrels!
Cpr12r Supreme Overlord Commander or the Anti-Squirrel Brigade

[edit on 29-12-2004 by cpr12r]

Relentlessly protecting the masses by denying the squirrels - lol.

All NWO squirrel activity to be reported to Commander CPR

blast them squirrels!!!

they look cute but dont be fooled....

My fellow paranoid ATS members, time has come to rise up against the threat which stands before your very eyes. Do not allow yourself to be tricked for the time from revolution against Imperialist Army of Squirrels is now. We can no longer sit idle while we are opressed by overly-hyper, small in stature beasts which claim and annex our trees as well as control the acorns which are rightfully ours. Do not be lead to temptation, but instead, listen to your inner temptation which tells you this is right, we must not allow this continue. Rise up with us and retake the trees!

Daystar you are now General of the Anti-Squirrel Brigade and Commander of the Anti-Squirrel Naval Armada.
Signed,
Cpr12r: Supreme Overlord Commander or the Anti-Squirrel Brigade

Originally posted by cpr12r
Daystar you are now General of the Anti-Squirrel Brigade and Commander of the Anti-Squirrel Naval Armada.

Signed, Cpr12r: Supreme Overlord Commander or the Anti-Squirrel Brigade

AAHHHHHH SQUIRRELS!!!

Beware my all destroying rubber dinghy, which i use to keep the seven seas free of you and those of your ilk!

Protect the seven seas from the Dark powers of the squirrels Daystar *salutes*

We are looking for a leader of the A-SCIA( Anti-Squirrel Central Itelligence Agency)

[edit on 29-12-2004 by cpr12r]

I will join you in this crusade against the evil squirrels of the world.
*Salute*

Sarcasimo you are now a Major Minor General in the Anti-Squirrel Brigade and Leader of the A-SCIA (Anti-Squirrel Central Itelligence Agency)

I WANNA BE IN!

Can I be a princess? Rel allways says Im a princess and a goddess in the making

You got this idea from the safety patrol at our school didnt you? One of the members kept whinning so now the captain changes every month >_< I hate that girl...Im not really her friend...she thinks I am tho

Becky you can be Chief of the Municipal Cleanericipal Janitoricipal Thingy and Department of A-SBN(Anti-Squirrel Brigade Ninjas)

IM NOT GONNA BE A JANITOR!

AUNTIE REL CHRIS IS BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!

SQUIRRELLS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

what is wrong with people today? don't you realize that squirells are vil creatures? they are no more than rats with fuzzy tails, yet they get treated like flippin royalty. how do people think they're cute? yeah, wake up with one gnawing on your eyebrow- SEE HOW CUTE YOU THINK IT IS THEN!

I hate squirells- this is a noble cause

Originally posted by darkwolf3636
IM NOT GONNA BE A JANITOR!

AUNTIE REL CHRIS IS BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!

Well, Chief of the Department of A-SBN(Anti-Squirrel Brigade Ninjas) sounds necessary and important, but yes, I would like to respectfully request that Darkie serve under me in this capacity as no female should have to answer to a man if you expect us to be truly effective and the Municipal Cleanericipal Janitoricipal Thingy is absolutely inappropriate for her.

Ninja duties can make such a mess, and someone else must be responsible for the cleanup. Please revoke this title and all associated priviledges to it from Darkie and re-assign to someone good at following her around to pick up the pieces.

you people are mad

GO Squirrels

Originally posted by UK Wizard
you people are mad

GO Squirrels

Go squirrels???????

Wizard needs to be watched! he serves the furry tailed menace!

A-SCIA need to take care of this. i would help but my rubber dinghy hit a wave and got a puncture....

Originally posted by UK Wizard
you people are mad

GO Squirrels

Squirrels all the way !

VOTE SQUIRRELS 2005

Originally posted by UK Wizard
you people are mad

GO Squirrels

UK Wizard is now OFFICIALLY ON THE WATCH LIST. Squirrels in his immediate environment should be investigated to determine if intervention is required on behalf of him.

Originally posted by Relentless
UK Wizard is now OFFICIALLY ON THE WATCH LIST. Squirrels in his immediate environment should be investigated to determine if intervention is required on behalf of him.

lol

ATSNN: Massive Witch Hunt carried out across ATS

Originally posted by UK Wizard
you people are mad

GO Squirrels

Take care of him... He's a squirrel sympathizer.