Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

Originally posted by ShadowMan
No problem.. F-22 raptor escort muahaha



[edit on 15-1-2005 by ShadowMan]

Ah ha well looks like i need to bring out the BIG GUNS!




Never mess with the anti-squirrel patrol...

But in all semi seriosness

You going down ameigo.

Originally posted by devilwasp
Ah ha well looks like i need to bring out the BIG GUNS!

Nah.. no need cause im really in the limo lol and im already at my undisclosed location.. who is in the plane you ask? my clone.. ive outsmarted you once again till next time

Originally posted by ShadowMan
Nah.. no need cause im really in the limo lol and im already at my undisclosed location.. who is in the plane you ask? my clone.. ive outsmarted you once again till next time

Darn, hmm looks like I'll need to wait for naval intelegence to give me a low down on where you are...have no fear the net is closeing...in the meanwhile, UKwizard you are going to be found!

Navel intel here.

They were planning an attack when suddenly my brand new kick ass satellites detected unusual squirrel activity and fried them instantly with their onboard lasers:



Apparently they were in Australia when our lasers shot at them, but I cannot disclose their exact location here because those stupid squirrels keep peeking at stuff they're not supposed to!

This is their response from their chief:



My guinea pig Chester will join me in the war against squirrels, seeing as he was tormented at the pet shop.. I, ah... mean the prison camp in N. Korea, by a pesky squirrel in the cage...I mean cell, next to him.

You're going down squirrels, you're going down!

[edit on 1/15/2005 by diehard_democrat]

Chester is getting the Medal of Extreme Bravery in Enemy Terrirtory

*a big ceremony is held *

Sir, my Badger Commando Elite have spotted a new shipyard off the coast of western Ireland.

Submarines are docked, and have also spotted gopher guards.


They seem heavily armed, and dangerous. We must move with caution.

Shattered OUT...

[edit on 15-1-2005 by ShatteredSkies]

Originally posted by diehard_democrat

My guinea pig Chester will join me in the war against squirrels, seeing as he was tormented at the pet shop.. I, ah... mean the prison camp in N. Korea, by a pesky squirrel in the cage...I mean cell, next to him.

You're going down squirrels, you're going down!

[edit on 1/15/2005 by diehard_democrat]

**reads report on it and throws combat knife at picture of squirrel pinned onto door but stupid idiotic SWAT member 2 walks through door and gets knife in shoulder.***

"damm thats one tough guinea pig, those NK guys are pretty tough."

**squad member walks in and hands message to DW **

"sir, message sir!"

**sqaud member then faints from bloodloss**

"Thank you. Dont lay down on the job son! Great now i have to send my reply to DD myself.."

[edit on 15-1-2005 by devilwasp]

i am very pleased to announce that OPERATION: FLUFFYRUSSIA went according to plan.

on to Moscow!

Actually, screw moscow. i'm heading for Tehran

WHO'S WITH ME?????

I will deploy nuke tomahawks, SPUDs and SPUD Bs (carrying FartGas X), as well as my brand new orbiting Railgun!!!

Annihilation is Assured!

Good Good we will have to destroy there bases in South Pacific

Operation: MIDWAY A GOGO will commence tomorrow:w:

Originally posted by Daystar
WHO'S WITH ME?????

Sir SWAT teams and city battle forces ready to rock and ruin!

Sir, the situation of the Sub docks still remain.

We must do something, if those Subs are allowed to launch, they can stage a connected nuclear assault globaly.

We must act now!

My commandos are ready to move in.

Shattered OUT...

Move in after a bombardment from one of our RAailgun Equipped Sattelites

Move in now SS!

Take them down! if those subs make it to open water, the A-SNA 1st Fleet will be in danger!!!!

Naval support is available should you require it

Tehran can wait... for now. i am sure the Iranians can put up with the squirrels a little longer

If you prepare to come in and attack we will unleash our "gay bombs" on all of you if you try anything smart.. i would take caution to this as you can read about it in the below thread heed our warnings!

Link

[edit on 15-1-2005 by ShadowMan]

fine, in that case we will destroy your launch facilities with our railguns

THEN send in the badgers.

or we could just nuke you....

My badger Commandos are Asexual, they are not affected.

They have moved in, and are causing mass chaos in the harbor, the harbor will fall.

Shattered OUT...

Originally posted by Daystar
fine, in that case we will destroy your launch facilities with our railguns

THEN send in the badgers.

or we could just nuke you....

We have many facilities that will launch our so called "gay bombs"

what if i pre-empt you with lesbian missles?

huh?

HUH????

No need, the subs have been destroyed, I just recieved word.

Good job, you may now carry on.

Shattered OUT...

Originally posted by ShatteredSkies
No need, the subs have been destroyed, I just recieved word.

Good job, you may now carry on.

Shattered OUT...

ohh well *lounges in mansion with bodyguards and secret service at ANOTHER undisclosed location*

[edit on 15-1-2005 by ShadowMan]