Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

*Briefing Commences*
Theatre of Operations will take place in Eastern Germany.
The squirrels have set up base camp near a heavely populated city.

We must overtake that land.

The mission will commence in 10 mins.

I will lead the forces into battle. Commander Jalsey shall stay here and cooridinate ground forces.

I shall lead the 127th Tank Division, and Major Steele will lead the 42nd Airborne.

All troops, to your stations. WE move out immedietly.

The transports are waiting.

*All troops move towards transports*(IMagine thousands of badgers running towards a bunch of transports)

This shall be our day of reckoning*clutches fist*.

Shattered OUT...

my my, cpr been da busy one... well I'll show twice the respect you show me count me in.

Shugo you can be head of the A-SP Cyber Warfare Division

aye aye captin... will use the rank with honor.

*give shugo some vodka* Destroy those pro squirrel servers and sites muahahahahhahahahahaha

away we go... *shoots off in a cyber supra*

I'm interested, but I think you need a manifesto, or did I miss that?

Grady, read the following thread

www.belowtopsecret.com...

not quite a manifesto, but its got info on us.

hope you decide to join, cos i'm sure you would kick a$$!

Grady I am sure you will make a good decision and join our wonderful organization..... You will be very useful

*Bows before CPR*

My fheuror, my Badger Troops have crossed through Eastern Germany and have massacred the Squirrel operatives.

MY badger commanders have reported siting a large shipyard. The Squirrels are building something, I have sent a few operatives into the Shipyard, we shall soon know what the squirrels are building.

Until then, I have called my troops back, as to not throw suspicion.

They will all fall.

Shattered OUT...

Have a full on assault ready once we figure out what we are building.....

I'll send in the A-SP Panzer DivisionDivision

Yes, I have already preped my paratroopers.

Shattered OUT...

***Appears from darkness at the right of CPR12's soft leather chair..***

"Sir, the vile dictator UKwizard still eludes us , premision to chase after him.."

"zzzzzzzzz"

"sir?"

"zzzzzzzz"

**taps CPR12 on shoulder***

"sir?"

"zzzzz-argh!"

**CPR12 slamms his hand on a red button under his desk and a trap door appears below devilwasp...***

"uh oh.......ccccccrraaaa---"

HUH?? What did you want to ask me? I had the most wonderlicious dream

Originally posted by cpr12r
HUH?? What did you want to ask me? I had the most wonderlicious dream

***Devilwasp kicks open secret hatch with climbing gear attached to its roof and steps out**

"Sorrry sir, just popped out for a minute..Premision to chase Ukwizard where ever he may go, I have some contacts in the budgie rigar force that would be interested in helping!"

Sure sure go ahead I'm gona go nappy bye again :w:

Originally posted by UK Wizard
Long Live the Imperial Squirrel Empire

UK Wizard, it has come to my attention that the Squirrel Empire may need some help.

I'm available. Any goddess/princess/faerie positions open? Spying? What can I DO?????

DTOM you are making a dicision that could get you "whacked"..... You do not want to get on my bad side or you'll end of like certain other pro squirrel persons

EDIT: MY 900th POST!!! YIPPEEE

[edit on 14-1-2005 by cpr12r]

Commander CPR.

WE have a cituation.

My badger operatives inform me that the squirrels are secretly building intergalactic warships. So far they only have one under construction.

If they complete construction, they can hold total dominion over space. We must not allow that to happen, we must move on your order.

Shattered OUT...

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
I'm available. Any goddess/princess/faerie positions open? Spying? What can I DO?????

*Emerges from rubble of recent hideout, tired and wornout*

The position of leader is still open, I am but a follower of the Squirrel cause