Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

-poofs in all Ninja like- I have found the leader of the Ninja Squirrels and have brought you his head - throws head onto teh table- and some pictures...


and, I have found a rebel squirrel ninja who will join us >
www.distaste.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk...

I have joined the squirrel patrol for a good reason...other than the fact that Rel is in it...

Me and my friend Sydney had a thing where we would hang out every saturday that we could, and for a while we went to the old part of our town and went on Main Street (just a street where alot of shops and stuff are). We were walking along and I saw a squirrel...So I attacked it...but then the wimp hid in an alley way behind a plank of wood so I told sydney to kick it..she tapped it with her foot...then I kicked it really hard...then the bastard jumped out at my and tried to bite me...so me and Sydney ran to the closet place we felt safe...which was odly...the Cemetary...with the 100-300 year old ghosts...I think the oldest grave was in the late 1600s...

So ever since then...I have not only attacked squirrels...but have been afraid of them somewhat...not alot tho...mainly attack...-poofs out all ninja like-

Haha. No offense but you got what you deserved. Not nice to kick lil squirrels like that! :shk:

hehe

-poofs in- Ph I will give you one warning: DO NOT EVER MESS WITH THE NINJA! Your really getting on my nerves so don't bother me anymore

Calm down guys don't make me send you to the salt miens or *gasp* the "facility" :shk:

Haha. No offense but you got what you deserved. Not nice to kick lil squirrels like that!

Yes, I must agree. It is really much nicer to shoot them and put them out of their misery.

Kill the Bushy Tailed Rodent Kill

Wow now a lot of people have deny evil nwo squirrel avatars. Keep up the good work troops *salutes*

diehard_democrat

have you debriefed your agent from GWBs ranch yet?

i have recovered fully from the New years party on the moon and i need to take out some evil squirrels...

Originally posted by Daystar
diehard_democrat

have you debriefed your agent from GWBs ranch yet?

Well, I tried that, but it turns out he wasn't wearing any briefs. But I did fill him in on the details.

Originally posted by diehard_democrat

Originally posted by Daystar
diehard_democrat

have you debriefed your agent from GWBs ranch yet?

Well, I tried that, but it turns out he wasn't wearing any briefs. But I did fill him in on the details.

first of all how do you know he wasn't wearing briefs?

secondly what did he see at the ranch? anything interesting? i need to nuke something! *itchy trigger finger*

I just told him he needed to be debriefed, and he replied that he didn't wear them.

But what he did see may help us out greatly. This sattelite-transmitted video clip from the Moon may help uncover many vital clues. My agent, as well as myself, thinks that the person in this video clip is the head of the squirrel forces, hacking our servers, and after discovering how powerful, organized, and perfect we are they will be sure to fail!


Edit: Yes, the blue text is a link.

[edit on 1/1/05 by diehard_democrat]

[edit on 1/1/05 by diehard_democrat]

What, what, what!!!!

The real threat is the evil mind controling poodles and you're talking about pathetic squirrels!!!!

The poodles are everywhere on you're T.V what is the electric 6 new video (cover of radio ga-ga) if not poodle propaganda. Who calls for me to start an anti poodle thread???

Peoples are another scorge of this earth and we must destroy them all Masss Destruction of the Poodles and Squirrels!!

Come one, come all! Come get your official A-SCIA ID Badge!



Become an offical Anti Squirrel G-Man!

I don't have photoshop. Can someone please make a badge for me?

I'm a 5-star General, Head of the Naval Intelligence, Head of the Department of Defense, Head of Homeland Security, and Commander of anti-flying squirrel guns.

Nevermind. Downloaded it and now I can use it for 30 days before buying.

So here it is:



Yeah, it's horrible, but it's my first time.

Edit:Dang! Forgot the 5 stars I was gonna put on him.

[edit on 1/2/05 by diehard_democrat]

I wanna badge! I wanna badge! Well...guess I have to make my own then...-sniffles- well off to make meh badge

Originally posted by Reikuro
I wanna badge! I wanna badge! Well...guess I have to make my own then...-sniffles- well off to make meh badge

Just U2U me with what you want for a name on it, and what mugshot. (If you tell me just to pick a mugshot I will pick one even more ugly the one of Nick Nolte I used for Cpr)

SUPPORT THE SQUIRREL's!

Join the NWO today!




-J

I was all for asking to join. But then you Commander in Chief bad mouthed me in another thread...
So, I am siding with the squirrels and I have to tell you, I have about 15 squirrels in my back yard alone...

We will be waiting...

Bring it!

[edit on 1/5/2005 by bobafett1972]