Worst songs ever recorded

reply to post by ColeYounger


I'm also a fan of the residents, I just figured most people would think their songs are downright awful.

Not something I could listen to frequently, but always good once in a while.

reply to post by denybedoomed

Originally posted by denybedoomed

Here's another, I love David Lynch, but holy hell this is bad.

Crazy Clown Time

I didn't know there was a video for that song. I had hoped I was wrong for thinking it sucked. I never could listen to it long enough to actually make an accurate opinion, even though I tried a few different times.

...and now I see that the video doesn't do it any favors.lol
The video just makes it suck even more.

Originally posted by denybedoomed

I can't embed.....

Here's another, I love David Lynch, but holy hell this is bad.

[ url=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=caWXt9lCVrc ]Crazy Clown Time[ /url ]

The unique video code (I.D. Number) for every video on Youtube, is the part immediately after the ?v=
which is the only part you need to use here.


Without the spaces.....
[ yvid ] caWXt9lCVrc [ /yvid ] =




reply to post by NightFlight

Originally posted by NightFlight

Gosh, maybe I am too old. But, I do remember these; they were so bad.

The video sucks, but I won't deny that I still like 'The Safety Dance'.

Me, I don't dance. Never! So he won't want me as a friend, but that won't stop me from liking the song.



If I were to try, it would probably look a bit like this↓, but I'm not gunna try....[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/nx503cdf8c.gif[/atsimg]

reply to post by BrokenCircles


Yeah, it was a bit much. I don't think I can embed because I'm on a tablet. Is that accurate?

Safety dance is the sh!t.

Originally posted by Awen24
I'm about to win this thread.
Ready?

...you're welcome.
Or... Sorry.
or something.

[edit] 2.95 MILLION VIEWS. They can't possibly be wrong!

edit on 15-8-2013 by Awen24 because: (no reason given)

I WAS GOING TO POST THIS!!!
She did a few videos. God awful. Hated her

reply to post by Awen24


She had an entire cd, numerous vids of of it.
No one knows how she got signed to a label.

www.youtube.com...

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Alaska by The Voluptuous Horror Of Karen Black

And

www.youtube.com...
R. A. M. B. O. by Wednesday 13.

reply to post by denybedoomed

Originally posted by denybedoomed

I don't think I can embed because I'm on a tablet. Is that accurate?

Ah ok. I just assumed you didn't know how. I know nothing at all about the tablet thing. I may not even know what it looks like, but I think it looks kinda like an 'Etch A Sketch', but without the knobs?


Does it even play videos?
If it does, then just for the heck of it, try this:
Don't post it, but just quote this post of mine, and see if this↓vid will play for you in the 'Post Preview' area.

Originally posted by denybedoomed

I'm also a fan of the residents, I just figured most people would think their songs are downright awful.

After reading that↑, I had to go back and listen to it. I was expecting much worse. I wouldn't say it was good, but it wasn't too bad.....




You reminded me of 'The Frogs'. This↓ isn't a song, but rather a collage of a few different clips, which is from the 'Smashing Pumpkins - Viewphoria' DVD. I've only heard a couple of their songs, but I'm sure they've created their fair share of terrible music. lol

The 'Homo' song that begins around 2:15, isn't all that bad. Not all that good either, but it's kinda funny.

"I only play for money
I don't give a **** about the fans."

reply to post by BrokenCircles


I hate Safety Dance because I can't get it out of my head!!!! Please make it quit!!!!!!!



The dwarf looks familiar, though.

reply to post by ColeYounger


Depends on what you mean by worst I guess.My take on it was a song called DOA heres a link to the lyrics.
www.songlyrics.com...

reply to post by BrokenCircles


"Hellllllooooooo dolly."

Yes, that works. It does play videos, I don't think it plays well with ATS, though.

Haha awesome frogs post.

i apolagize in advance,, open at own risk,,( turn down speakers,, commercial is loud,,,song is not.)

www.youtube.com...

the song that doesn't end =)

Originally posted by TrueBrit
reply to post by Kody27

 

I think this is down to personal taste here, but Metallica lost all my respect by putting out the Black Album. Thrash bands should stay thrash. Slayer managed it, you dont see them doing bloody ballads, even though Tom Araya must be pretty sad what with Jeff dead, and Dave having been fired again. Its just him and the Bald Bloke now, with Gary Holt from Exodus in to replace Jeff.

Typical metal fan. It ain't music if isn't thrash!

Metallica capitlized on their success. Hence the reason they're still relevant and selling out 30-100,000 seat arenas while Slayer is stuck playing places that seat what,3000? It's apple and oranges. Slayer was relevant 30 years ago. They sucked then and they suck now. Honestly,and this is coming from an ex slayer fan,I'd listen to Metallica's worst song(which trust me,isn't on the black album) over what you'd consider Slayer's best. There's a reason why bands like slayer have to play with 2-3 or 4 other bands now. They're just not that good.

reply to post by nightstalker78


First of all, I am not just a thrash fan. I appreciate many types of metal. Basically , as long as thier is some obvious violent intent in the music, combined with some sort of technicallity, charisma, soul, energy and talent, then I am in... when its for real. Fakers can go home (yes, I am talking about Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, and all the other mini mosher bands).

Further more...

I am not saying that the Black Album is the worst album that Metallica ever produced, but I am saying that the point at which they turned into a bloody soft rock band, was the point at which the rot set in. In my opinion, everything they did from the Black Album until thier most recent out put (which still wasnt up to the full par of thier capabilities) was a waste of airtime, and utterly awful.

And as for Slayer, the fact of the matter is that Slayer got invited to Bloodstock this year, and played a blinder. Although there are many Metallica fans who frequent that festival, not a damned one of them has requested Metallica for Bloodstock, because they know in thier heart of hearts that they just arent metal enough to be on the bill, and thats all there is to it!

Originally posted by denybedoomed
reply to post by ColeYounger

 

I'm also a fan of the residents, I just figured most people would think their songs are downright awful.

Not something I could listen to frequently, but always good once in a while.

Always good to meet another Residents fan.

I want to thank everyone for posting these Godawful songs. Some of these are new to me. Keep em coming!

I have a couple friends who think I'm nuts because I love Mrs Miller. She first recorded a couple pop songs as a joke.
(This was back in the 60s.)
She went on to record an album. I burned a CD of what I consider her greatest hits. Recently, I was driving by a restaurant that has an outdoor garden\dining patio. There was about 30 people dining and drinking their wine.
I drove by slowly, blasting Mrs Miller on my car stereo.

I forgot about this one. Truly one of the most horrible pieces of crap ever recorded.

reply to post by Dimithae


'DOA' by Bloodrock
That song came out when I was in junior high. It's one of the weirdest songs ever. What's really strange is that the local pop station played it at least once a day for a while.



Wonder if anybody remembers this:

"Wings" did some okay songs but I remember hating this song when I was in junior high school.

reply to post by SallieSunshine


I hated that song too. What stupid lyrics:

There is no end to what we can do together.
There is no end, there is no end.
The willow turns his back on inclement weather
We can do it, just me and you.

reply to post by ColeYounger

Sorry folks, I have you all beat:

Checkmate. Game over, man!

The only thing possibly worse would be for David Lynch and Mrs Miller to provide vocals to this instrumental.

reply to post by ColeYounger