I didn't mind the episode visually had I been watching a random movie about utterly different people. It looked good and the music was great as
always.
Beautiful photography
Now where to start.
Well I've always disliked Danerys, everyone says she deserved a better story arc, to me she was always an entitled self congratulating narcissist
Targaryen.
It was cringe worthy seeing her dumped Girlfriend tantrum after her beau-slash-nephew rejected her.
Had Jon shagged his aunt we would all be in a different place it seems. D and D really think so very little of the women in GRRMs world.
But Darth Dany was always meant to be imo.
Jon Snow is as pathetic as I feared he always was. The Prince that was promised, my arse.
Jon Snow you REALLY do know nothing. Young n dumb.
If any of you are as old as me, you remember when Booby Ewing a dead character was brought back to Dallas after they wrote in the last 3 years of his
death were just a dream.... maybe the last episode we will get this story line, and we go to the end of season 4 and Jon snow is in the shower? We get
to rewatch the last three seasons after GRRM writes the books and they are a no longer blasphemous atrocities.
I would have like a new mini series of the Journeys of Ayra and the Hound...their road trip down the Kings Highway, would be cute.
Cleagane bowl was more like an ad break puppy bowl.
They used lost footage of Darth Vader without his helmet for The Mountain.
The Hound...RIP best big ugly-seksi dude character in GOT , RIP.
I looked, and behold, a white horse and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
Egads that was cheesy. Everyone is trying to find meaning in the white horse, maybe Bran was finally useful and warged into he horse to act as an Uber
ride outa Kings Landing for his lil sis.
Ayra, will she be redeemed of her revenge lust? or maintain being death, kill them last set of green eyes.
I think Jon will kill D but who cares anymore.
I was happy when the alchemist was smooshed by the mountain, quick and humorous to watch.
Cersi, well we are cheated. She got a Princess Balcony romantic death scene. Romeo and Juliet star crossed lovers. Gross.
I'm not sure how the Dothraki Horde seem to be reanimated after being slaughtered at Winterfell, they seemed to have forgotten they were all dead.
Varys got burned for being a tattle-tale, but Guuurrrll he already heard IT ALL from the imp, the sisters and the Beau-slash-nephew before he started
his final tweetstorm to all the lords of the land that Jon is the King Pumbah.
Actually the only fitting character trait all season was his taking off his rings in the dirty cups for the house girl to take knowing he would die.
Remember it is called a SONG of Ice and Fire, not ice and fire battling ,but together
That's Jon Ice of the north and Fire.... but D and D DGAF about story anymore.
I'm sticking with my prediction of many many years, since she was ALWAYS meant to be queen to Joffrey, she has red hair like GRRMs wife and she
outplayed them all, she knew the Dragon Queen couldn't be trusted. Maybe its not about who becomes Queen but who doesn't die lol.
All Hail the Wolf Queen of the North Sansa.
edit on 13-5-2019 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)