CDC denies rumors of zombie apocalypse !!

reply to post by xuenchen


Something very strange is going on! if there were nothing to this, the CDC would not acknowledge it!

I love when stupid people hear that someone gets a flesh eating disease and think the infected person becomes a flesh eating zombie.

A University in Florida (not the University of Florida) had accidentally released a virus which consists of flu-rabies combination, which causes the person's internal organs to heat up. There has been other cases in Arizona, California, Texas, Colorado, New Jersey,etc...in each case the suspect tore off thier clothes and attacked people by chewing on various body parts. None are showing positive toxicology for drugs in their system. The outbreak was found on 5/17/2012 but was not reported until 5/24/2012. For what it's worth...The virus does not attack "O' blood type.....

reply to post by hanyak69


www.youtube.com...
even happening in France

Remember everyone...

ALWAYS double tap!

Originally posted by xuenchen

What we Don't know is whether or not any Japanese radiation has affected the Zombie DNA structures.

If it was an effect from the radiation, # would be hitting the fan in Japan...

Originally posted by hanyak69
A University in Florida (not the University of Florida) had accidentally released a virus which consists of flu-rabies combination, which causes the person's internal organs to heat up. There has been other cases in Arizona, California, Texas, Colorado, New Jersey,etc...in each case the suspect tore off thier clothes and attacked people by chewing on various body parts. None are showing positive toxicology for drugs in their system. The outbreak was found on 5/17/2012 but was not reported until 5/24/2012. For what it's worth...The virus does not attack "O' blood type.....

edit on 2-6-2012 by hanyak69 because: Clarifying

edit on 2-6-2012 by hanyak69 because: spelling

Is this true? Is there a link to info? I had never heard of this.

reply to post by Char-Lee


I heard it was a hoax. I forget which one of these threads it is, but on one of them they said it was a hoax. I am inclined to believe this.

I wonder do you think that science has experimented with the fungus that makes zombie ants in the rain forests and adapted it to infect humans I wouldn't be surprised anyway here is the link to the info on zombie ants for those of you who have not heard about them...
www.livescience.com...

Well there are several connotations of Zombies outside of risen undead.. Some of these concoctions ventilated into air systems or exposure either thru nasal or internal---
Here is some beta:
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Originally posted by BIHOTZ

LIFE IS GREAT.......THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES!!!! and the CDC has an official spokesperson for such an event....

right.. this coming from an agency who's deputy director for the Laboratory Science Policy and Practice Program Office of was fired and arrested for multiple counts of child rape and bestiality... you're really giving credentials to the right places..

link - Kimberly Lindsey Arrested: Bestiality, Child Molestation Charges Filed Against CDC Researcher (VIDEO)

wait''' just a badd egg right.. nobody's perfect... no background checks into someone of this authority and responsibility and influence??

Of course it's not a zombie apolcalypse, quite embarrasing that they should feel they have to confirm this really.

As for the using zombies as a preparedness metaphor on thier site...., it's no conspiracy hidden meaning, just a rip off from Zombie Squad

CX.

Wouldn't the CDC have some credibility on this issue if they hadn't made a mockery of themselves by pandering with a comic book Zombie Apocalypse campaign? Shouldn't somebody be playing the part of the adult here? It's like your father is a clown and he forgets to take off his makeup and nose before he tries to explain to you why something is serious. You have a mock campaign to prepare for zombies, then people start eating each other and you're like nothing to see here. Really? zombielogicblog.blogspot.com...

Originally posted by David291
reply to post by bekod

 

Bath salts my ass. Do you know how long bath salts have been around? seriously? We would hear A LOT more about these types of incidents if it were bath salts.

Anyway, not saying it is zombies but one never knows in the world we live in today..(crazy)

'Bath salts' is the nickname for a drug, it's supposed to be an unpleasant suicidal thought inducing drug that lasts even after the drugs wear off.

I would be awesome at killing zombies. Perferred weapons: Sword and Shield!

Notice the CDC never ever denied the rumours of vampires!!! there have been outbreaks of people drinking blood over the last few years too!!

I find the economy more scary and any Zombie!

reply to post by xuenchen


apparently you fail to recognize the meaning of the phrase "tongue in cheek"

lame

reply to post by Swamper

'Bath salts' is the nickname for a drug, it's supposed to be an unpleasant suicidal thought inducing drug that lasts even after the drugs wear off.

I can speak anecdotally about the bath salts.
I have a nephew that has used them. He has been in a very depressed state (psychologically) since using them. It apparently is a long lasting effect.

Originally posted by Chrisfishenstein
reply to post by xuenchen

 

Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't "zombies" dead and then come back to life as a zombie??

All these incidents that are happening in the news, these people are alive, NO?

I don't understand the anatomy of a zombie, but that is my understanding.

There are two types of zombie.
Type I= Hollywood style, dead people coming back to life===FAKE, can not happen. Once you are dead you are dead.

Type II= Living people that have gone out of there mind. They are no longer even human for the most part. Just a kill crazied beast with no fear and live only to kill.This type is very real and can be caused by a disease or virus or by drugs. This second type would look just like the Hollywood type but there is a living thing at its core. I guess you could say the body is alive but the brain is not so much any more. Just think about it like a mass out break of rabies.



Symptoms=
No fear
Shyness
Restlessness, excitability, aggression, or sudden mood changes
Excessive drooling
Eating substances not normally eaten (pica)
Paralysis, which is sometimes the only sign
Fever.
Cough or sore throat.
Pain, burning, itching, tingling, or numbness at the site of the bite or original exposure.
Abdominal pain.
Anxiety or restlessness that gradually gets worse and may become extreme agitation.
Later symptoms are more distinctive and may include:

Periods of normal behavior that alternate with bizarre or unusual behavior, such as:
Anxiety or feeling agitated.
Hallucinations.
Delirium.
Fear of water (hydrophobia) or fear of air (aerophobia).
Muscle spasms in the face, neck, and/or diaphragm, followed by seizures.
Wide fluctuations in temperature, pulse, and blood pressure.
Coma, and heart and respiratory failure.


Sounds like a zombie to me. Remember to shot for the head.

Originally posted by syrinx high priest
reply to post by xuenchen

 

apparently you fail to recognize the meaning of the phrase "tongue in cheek"

lame

I call lame on the CDC for ever posting such a thing (the original zombie outbreak poo) in the first place. They are a govt agency operating on our tax dollars and have no business posting 'tongue in cheek' crap on an official website. Their job is to protect us from disease... In a straightforward way. No need to confuse anyone.