A Serious Warning for All

Originally posted by amc621
reply to post by ReginaAdonnaAaron

 

I have a question, why do you think Yahwhee picked you over all others to deliver his message? Very curious.

LOL yeh i'll say

reply to post by ReginaAdonnaAaron

I saw this post on ATS a while ago , and it made me smile , ( for a while ).
I copied it , but forgot to include the poster's tag ....sorry

"and Jesus said unto them, 'Ya'll are driving me bonkers, stop trippin''

but woe, they would not stop trippin. And then, somebody got up in Jesus' face,
and he turned the other cheek while they rambled on and on with the same typical
whiny BS that Jesus had just made very clear that he had had enough of. And yet
his patience was indeed godly.

But then, a little fleck of unchewed corn and spit flew from the mouth of the damn
fool who was up in Jesus' grill. And it flew in an arc into the eye of Jesus, and low,
he was $*@( pi**ed off. I mean, seriously.

"Mother f**ker my eye!!!" roared Jesus, and he back handed the fool, who did sail
through the air about 30 feet backward, and then he shat himself with fear, which
we could both hear and smell. And Jesus said "I told you!" Motherf**ker I told you!!!
BOOOYAHHH!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!!" And he did the backhand motion
again, like a gladiator reenacting his victory move, when he said "booyah."

And then Jesus let fly such a stream of obscenity as none but the Son of God could.
It was really impressive actually. And I tried to write it down, but he saw me writing,
and said "John, what the f***, put the quill down. Put it the f*** down." And so I put
it the f*** down.

I mean, I've never seen him like that, but yay, we had at last the answer to the question
'could Jesus throw down?' And the answer was 'you bet your a** he can throw down.'

And then somebody mocked Jesus for slapping the fool, citing Jesus's own teachings,
and I gasped because I knew something bad was about to happen, and Jesus raised his
index finger and pointed at the man and turned him into an onion, but kind of like a
muppet onion, with a face and a mouth and it could talk, which we knew because it
then said "well sh**, now what."

And verily, the crowd fell silent, and quaked with fear. And the Apostles were definitely
included in that group, I mean, I peed myself a little.

And then, big Andrew, Peter's brother, simple as he was, started to giggle. And it was
not a manly giggle, it was like the giggle of a little girl.

And Jesus was still angry, and he looked at Andrew like he was about to really freak out.
And Andrew said "I'm sorry, I can't help it. You slapped the sh** out of that guy. I mean
literally, and he's up on that roof over there."

And Jesus said nothing and tried to keep his mean face on, but I think I saw him smirk a
little, and everyone else was still motionless and quaking with fear, but Andrew could
not stop his giggling from becoming a laugh, and the laugh became so strong he had
trouble breathing and started to cry a bit.

And it was hard to understand him, but he said "An onion! You turned him into a cute
little onion thing! [unintelligible sentences]. I don't know how you hold back man,
I'd do that sh** every day! I mean, EVERY day."

And Jesus dropped his mean face with a great sigh, and the crowd relaxed a bit, but
was still wary...

And Jesus said "I'm sorry, I'm just f***in' tired of the same whiny BS day after day after day..."

And Andrew, who had begun to get a hold of himself finally, said "well hey, you're
human after all then. Let's go get a beer, homes. I mean, that's what we do."

And Jesus said "You right dog, you right."

And everyone could see that it was ok to relax a bit more.

And Mark, who was thoughtful, said "umm, I guess you should turn that guy back into a
human...uh, right?"

And Jesus said "remind me tomorrow."

But actually, we forgot

reply to post by sc00by_d00


I thikn he was choosen because he has an account on ATS and Yahoowee (related to Hong Kong Phoey?) knew he would send out his message.

I'm sorry to be making fun of this, but how arrogant people must be to believe God, the supreme being chooses a individual, or some individuals to deliver a message. Any all pwerful God would just tell us all at once if there was a real message He wanted to get across. Can someone give me one good reason why God wouldn't? And I don't want to hear scripture, because there is no telling what person wrote that scripture and what his agenda was.

What kind of f**ked up god do you believe in? I would rather give my thanks to someone who is all loving and accepting of all my faults because somebody like that deserves my respect.....not some lunatic, hatefilled self-serving god that you seem to believe in.....

.....and we wonder why religion can be a source of great evil in the world?

reply to post by ReginaAdonnaAaron


Is this thread a joke? You titled it A *SERIOUS* Warning for All. All you Born-Again Christians really add a lot of useless noise to this forum.

reply to post by ImAnAlienOnMyOwnPlanet


If you really and truly feel this way
what have you got to lose by checking out thechronicleproject"

reply to post by spy66


Thank you for that comment.
I really dont relish the thought of evolution as
1: crawling out of some primordial ooze
2: being the descendant of some ape

I mean "please come on"!!

In these types of threads written by zealous Christians of one persuasion or another there is always talk of Genesis and the Biblical God of Wrath.

This wrathful supreme being appears to us in the Old Testament as a very human-like being who is Manical, bloodthirsty, hate-filled and with immense unbalanced, rampant Ego. Very different to the God Jeshua speaks about.

Over many years that always stood out to me as something of importance to explore the Why of it.

If we read the Original texts for Genesis we can learn something valuable that will readjust our perspective on things. Unfortunately most don't want to accept that Genesis in the Bible.. which is almost the same as the first books of the Torah.. originated in Sumer.. that's Sumeria.. and so it is there we should look for clarification.

The Hebrew were already in Sumer well before they walked to Egypt by Choice. Their Patriarch was a Sumerian. It is well known that they left Sumer with the first books of the Torah. So they must have gotten that information when in Sumer.. which was the first place mankind came out of.. the place of the E.Din.. "the First Place".. or Garden of Eden for you Christians.

Before reading on... please understand that what you read in your Bible of Genesis is only the skeletal remains of an amazingly rich History that was recorded initially around 7,500 years ago... and no I'm not talking The Gilgamesh Epic because that is a later version of the original story.

So if we read that highly detailed History of human kind's creation/manufacture, you will find that the Biblical God of the Old Testament is a vindictive, hate-filled, bloodthirsty, and wholly unbalanced Ego-Maniac called "NL".. that's Enlil.. an Alien Being to our World!

He hated Humans. He wanted us wiped off the face of the planet. He demanded Worship from them and the Slavery that we were manufactured for.. and yet he still wanted us all gone for good.

The character of Enlil is the exact same Character for Yahwee.. they share every trait recorded and so must be the same Being written about in the same Original Source material.

Furthermore... These 'Gods' of Mankind fought amongs themselves for power and supremacy. These are.."The Elohim".. "The Gods".. "The Council of 12".

Enlil hated his own little brother who was the one charged with the manufacture of a suitable Worker Slave, who he created from the use of Upright Walking Man.. Homo Erectus.. as the base for his Genetic Experiements. This Older Brother was not an Heir because he was born of a Concubine and not as his youngetr brother who was born of his Father's Wife.. the "Dragon Queen". Hence the younger son was the Heir and this made the older son angry enough to want to see his little brother reduced in to something less than himself.

The opportunity came about 6,500 years ago when a tsunami was caused by and Ice Shelf collapse.. the Biblical Flood. The one who Loved us, named "NK".. Enki, was ordered under oath not to tell a human what was about to happen.. he agreed and then went home.. had his favoured servant "Utnapishtim".... known to us today as NOAH.. erect a reed screen ands sit on thte other side of it so the 'God' could "tell his woes to the wall". And in doing so he gave precise measurment to build a "Su-Le-Le"..Underwater Boat.. so that DNA material could be saved along with as many Slaves (Humans) as possible.

Because he broke the Oath to the Council of 12 his older brother harrased him and in the Council asked for all right s to be taken from the younger brother for his oath breaking. It was agreed in the COuncil and so Enki lost his titles, lands, and Heirship. From that day on, the older brother Enlil decided to make sure humans would remember his younger brother as "The Bad One".

So what did he do to accomplish that? He took one half of the symbol from the House of LIfe in Africa.. where the genetic experiements were conducted.. this symbol is the Caduceus that we know from Medical Professions today. It consists of twon intertwined snakes on a staff.. one snake representing Enki and the other representing his Sister Nin-Hursag.. also known in later times as Isis among other things.

And with that half of the Caducues looking like a Snake on a Branch.. he employed that Symbolism to indicate his Bad Brother.. which is where the Bible and Torah get the concept of the Snake in the Garden of Eden. But, this snake was not Satan.. it was the God who created us and who Loved us.

Have you ever wondered why the Snake in the Garden of Eden tale says to Adam, "God is lying to you"?

It is because the younger son Enki, who created and who loved us, was the Snake in the Garden and his Older Hate-filled brother was the one who was NOW the foremost God to the Humans.. and who Loved the worship and Fear he got from the Humans.. who Demanded to have no other Gods before Him, etc.

This God then.. the Biblical God of Genesis is really the Bad One, the one filled with hatred for humans, the one who loves to see humans slaughter each other, the one who loves to play mind games with us, the one who weanted us all detroyed because we became to Noisy for him, etc.

So, those of you who Worship the Biblicel/Genesis God are actually worshipping a physical Alien called Enlil who is everything the God of Jeshua is not.

The God of Jeshua is a generalised symbolism for the Energetically-Aware Universe that we are portions of.. the Father so to speak, the Loving Father.. as opposed to the Hating God in Ancient Sumerian History that became "GOD" in the Torah's first books and Genesis in your Bibles.

Again no offence meant by sharing these facts to hopefully enlighten those who are Blinded by their Cultural Indoctrination into knowing that the God of Jesus/Jeshua is not the same God as Genesis/Old Testament, and can then grow in this important knowledge beyond entrapment by the Edifices of Religion.

Thank you Regina for sharing Father's TRUTH with everyone here. Just remember the ones who are meant to receive the truth will. You know what the truth is. Thank you for serving Father and doing His will in all you do. Keep your faith sister!

reply to post by christian39


Because I already the Project is bull. Simple. People trying to claim they found the original Hebrew translation. Yet they translated the way they wanted it. You need to stop being guided blinded.

reply to post by johannamoria


Father? Sister?
You're wrong there.
Messiah Truth

Originally posted by christian39
reply to post by spy66

 

Thank you for that comment.
I really dont relish the thought of evolution as
1: crawling out of some primordial ooze
2: being the descendant of some ape

I mean "please come on"!!

- Genesis chapter 1. is all about evolution. It is explained in steps. Genesis chapter two does not fit the profile of chapter 1.

-Genesis chapter 2. cant be explained scientifically. You need to be a very strong believe in magic, to take chapter two seriously as it is being thought you.

-In Genesis chapter 1. Everything is being created. Man as Male and Female.

-We did not evolve from apes. Man belongs to to the ape family tree. Man branched out as its own specie.

reply to post by christian39


You don't know anything about evolution! Wow! You're just wow.
www.abovetopsecret.com...
This thread will help you know more of evolution.
Of course Jesus is so original "sarcasm"

Why oh why is religion still being used.

We have other tools to control the masses so why religion still?

I am sure the OP post is a little one sided as in selected versus are used. Out of context. Maybe.

Oh i love a good ufo story........

Originally posted by ReginaAdonnaAaron
It is not Yahweh’s will

Really?

Originally posted by ReginaAdonnaAaron
It is Yahweh’s will and it comes directly from Him.

You contradict yourself.

Hello,
I am new here so please bear with me. Isn't it now fully accepted that there isn't one God at all and that Yaweh is just one of the "beings" who us humans understood/believed to be a God? Furthermore, isn't the Bible a mish mash of gospels that some guys decided to put together, picking the bits they wanted, omitting the rest?

I don't have the specifics, i'm not a historian but i'm sure the above (about the Bible) is 100% confirmed. Council of Cinea or something?

Anyway.. I digress.. surely everything you have written pretty much depicts a self obsessed being's wish to control? Everything in the Bible, or of any religion, is all about control, subjugation of the masses and essentially making money. So, in light of that.. any kind of religious commentary, scare mongering of some such is pretty much devoid of any solid facts.

Let's face it, everything from the times when religion came about is so far behind in our history than nothing can be taken at face value. It's been distorted and from word of mouth through so many differing peoples that by now anyone with any kind of objective thought would realise that the word has nothing to do with reality. Believe if you wish to do so, that is your right.. but there is a major difference between belief and objective comments.

I think the only really relevant things to take into account are the oldest forms of written word, and all of those portray beings who came to earth to control us for their own means. Take that at face value.

Regards,
T

The sword is the word of God.

And we are not in the tribulation period.

Calm down, quit thinking that you know special things about God and the bible, and take your place amongst the rest of us. You will be judged just as everyone else. I don't mean to sound mean, but biblical scholars and know more than you and do not believe we're in the tribulation period, and they do not believe what you have typed. Neither do I. Neither will 99% on this website, partly because they're agnostic and atheist, and partly because it is not scriptural.

for some reason, I kind of get the impresson that God is just sitting back, shaking his head...
he doesn't have to do anything, man is oh so capable of destroying himself!!
I imagine he feels like most of us parents would watching one of our kids go down a self destructing path, seeing what lies ahead, and well, just having to admit that the kid is just too stubborn to listen to us.....

reply to post by ReginaAdonnaAaron


I didn't read through the thread, I know what it says below your religious rant, so here is my own take. First of all, there is much evidence that Yahweh is A Reptilian/Dragon and a reptilian does not get my favor in any case whatsoever. If you happen to visit Rome, be sure to visit the Arch of Titus. In one of the most realistic friezes that decorate its interior sides, you will see Roman soldiers carrying the treasures of the Jewish Temple destroyed by the legions of Titus. And if you look carefully at the most sacred of Jewish religious objects taken from the temple, the Holy Menorah, seven branched candlestick, you will see that the base of it is decorated with carefully depicted, long necked amphibious creatures which look exactly like Plesiosaurs. Were these ancient Cannanite beliefs inspired by seeing a living sea reptile, and made into a God? We cannot say for certain, though many ancient cultures depicted these creatures, and associated them with their Gods. So it does stand to intelligent reason.

Here is the thing, The Christians have been warning us for many years about what their God will do, this and that, and I don't care anymore. I wish they would keep it to themselves for a change, and leave the rest of us alone. Christians do not have a lock on the truth, even though they think they do, and there will come a day when everyone that calls themselves "Christian" will have to stand for crimes against humanity performed in the names of Jesus.