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The Portal Can See in to Your Soul!

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posted on Nov, 13 2010 @ 01:17 PM
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reply to post by PETROLCOIN
 


I stand corrected. You can put down the torch and pitchfork now lol.



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 05:38 PM
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man that was the grosest think i have ever seen. i just threw up in my mouth a little for real.



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 06:10 PM
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Oh gah! Oh man. Oh man. You win. I'm going to find a spoon and gouge my eyes out now.



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 10:09 PM
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Oh you know you think he's sexy. Don't lie.

He's a chick magnet like that other dude a few pages back.



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 09:52 AM
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Im sure they would like him in the slammer. Ewww blaaahhhh.



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 02:20 PM
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Elvis is in the Portal!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/30f4cdb40049.jpg[/atsimg]



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 02:42 PM
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reply to post by Skid Mark
 


YES! Our first celebrity endorsement. The ball is rolling now, my friends.

The Portal shall become respected and obeyed worldwide! Heil Mein Portal!



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 02:44 PM
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Sie werden sich hinsetzen! Sie werden ruhig sein! Sie werden nicht beleidigen das Portal!



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by PETROLCOIN
Sie werden hinsetzen! Sie werden ruhig sein! Sie werden nicht das Portal beleidigen!


Correction



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 02:56 PM
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Grammar Nazi...

OHHH SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!

Ohohoho! Is funny because it's German and Nazis were German and you corrected my grammar in German so I called you a Grammar Nazi!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/5697d0c44eb2.png[/atsimg]



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 02:59 PM
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Family Guy can be related to everything in life.

I read it in his voice too.
edit on 15-11-2010 by Modern Americana because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 09:29 PM
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1, 2, 3, 4 on my way into your house.



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 09:42 PM
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Originally posted by Skid Mark
Elvis is in the Portal!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/30f4cdb40049.jpg[/atsimg]


moose knuckle!!!



posted on Nov, 15 2010 @ 10:06 PM
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reply to post by MessOnTheFED!
 


Yes it is. It's really hard on the eyes, isn't it?



posted on Nov, 16 2010 @ 07:07 AM
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If I'm not mistaken I believe the portal is in the @ss of a kitty which is in my @ss. Before you can look into the portal you must look through the speculum!



posted on Nov, 16 2010 @ 08:08 AM
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reply to post by EddieBee
 


Are you saying that somehow you have an actual feline in your rectum? Are you or have you ever been Richard Gere?

MOTF!



posted on Nov, 16 2010 @ 02:44 PM
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The Portal actually was on TV for a while. They didn't give it a very big part. It was just in the intro. Here it is:

edit on 16-11-2010 by Skid Mark because: fixed video



posted on Nov, 16 2010 @ 04:35 PM
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The Portal wishes Motf a happy birthday. The Portal ate my second line.



posted on Nov, 17 2010 @ 04:00 PM
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HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!!

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posted on Nov, 17 2010 @ 04:00 PM
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