The Portal Can See in to Your Soul!

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You win a cookie! That is if the Portal lets you have it.

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The Portal requires all food. We must gather food for His feast.

GET TO WORK!

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Perhaps the "Portal" should get a private room so it can spend time praising itself.
Then not wash its hands and then go out and greet fans of the Portal with handshakes.



.....not good?

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Does it like brussel sprouts? If so, it can have all that it wants lol.

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The Portal will grant you brussels sprouts. He does not want them. In fact, He demands you eat them this instant. GET EATING! It will amuse Him.

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Okay, but I might puke. Bleh!

So why would the EZ mart have locks on the doors if its open all year? Im confused???

MOTF!

Deep Thoughts...
By Jack Handey

"If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact."

The Portal is not pleased with such inactivity.

He will smite you all!

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How hard will it smite me? Really hard?

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I hate being SMITED!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!

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Yes. Really really hard. Watch yourself. The Portal smites when one least expects it.

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I can take a smiting. At least it's not going to hold me down and fart in my nose lol.

Originally posted by Skid Mark
At least it's not going to hold me down and fart in my nose lol.

How do YOU know?!

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I don't. I can only hope. I'm sure a Portal fart would kill me.

Originally posted by Skid Mark
I don't. I can only hope. I'm sure a Portal fart would kill me.

What do you think killed the dinosaurs?

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It must've been chili day or something lol.

So I was extremely bored just now and randomly decided to look at traffic cameras.

And I saw this on one in Minneapolis...

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Fail.

Dude is getting a ticket. No doubt about it. He's making the cop get out of his warm car and walk through the snow.

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LOOKS LIKE A PARKED CAR

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OH OKAY. SO INSTEAD OF GETTING A TICKET HE'S GETTING TOWED.