The Portal Can See in to Your Soul!

A long time ago, but somehow in the future, in a thread far, far away, a discussion between several intellectually stunted individuals gave birth to a scientific theory of epic proportions that has the potential to change our way of life and the world as we know it forever...

But no one bothered to remember it. All we know is it had something to do with a portal and kittens.

But I digest...

The purpose of this thread is very simple, because it's intended audience is the simple-minded. We all have our moments of stupid, random, wild, and crazy thoughts and ideas. Rather than being selfish and keeping these thoughts and ideas to yourself, consider this thread your stage to share with the world just how much of a psychotic imbecile you truly are!

To Hell with all the politics and debates; arguments and hatred! All who would like to let their guard down and embrace idiocy for a guilt-free moment, I invite you to join in on the fun!

To kick this thread off, and in honor of our beloved portal, I will leave you all with this:

The portal is everything! All that once was and all that will be! The portal controls time and space; love and death! The portal can see into your mind! The portal can see into your soul!*


*-These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


Hey-yo. Just wanted to drop in and say I seem to fit the description.

So I will randomly pop in and out of here like a knuckle.

But I will definitely check in on Saturday night.......

reply to post by Chamberf=6


Hello, old friend!

Yes, we must definitely kick up the activity on Saturday nights.

I forgot to mention in the original post, however, that the only rule (aside from the T&C) to this thread is that no mention be made about that "other thread", otherwise this thread will meet the same fate.

So everyone: SHHHH!

"Miss Scarlett! You can't show your bosums before three o 'clock!!"

Marco
Marco Polo

(insanely grinning that we are doing this....thanks~)

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


I still like ketchup and toast. I'm hoping everyone is ok with that? Does that make me a bad person? I don't remember?

MessOnTheFED!

It's a Live!

Muahhhahahahah

Excellent!

Has anyone seen my precious?

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


However,one thing I would like to know is..... Where do the kittens come into play? Am i missing kittens somewhere? WTF!

MOTF!

I'm noticing a trickle down effect with the stars. Coincidence? I think NOT!

I been looking for a place to put this fella for a while. I think im going to choose this thread to be his new home.... Never forget...... he's a straight shooter....


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MOTF!

reply to post by MessOnTheFED!


I missed that guy. Now my life is complete.

Originally posted by MessOnTheFED!
I still like ketchup and toast. I'm hoping everyone is ok with that?

I'm not okay with it! You, sir, are a disgrace to mankind!

You should try pickles and apple sauce. I haven't tried it, that's why I'm asking you to. I'm afraid.

When I saw the subject line of the U2U, I couldn't help but get a big smile on my face.

It's time for bed my friends, but I believe this will be an ATS phenomenon.

I look forward to shooting the bull tomorrow.

With Love,

Your Brother

I am currently playing Heavy Rain right now...

But this topic is so shiny and new

Decisions...

Hey guys.. long time no see...

reply to post by Modern Americana


Dont worry it should get good after the 20th page.. I think...

reply to post by IAMIAM


I too felt this way when i spotted this gem.

MOTF!

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


Its cool im not afraid to step outside of the box, but pickles and applesauce? THAT sir just gave me the ever so gnarly sour splash.

MOTF!

I hope this thread can live up to some others we have see.. referring to the particular people who were in that portal that one night...

I WANT A PORTAL!!!!!

Oh hey Petrol.. Who was on your hitlist? List the names here..

Originally posted by ThichHeaded
Dont worry it should get good after the 20th page..

It will never get good. The portal will not allow it.

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Originally posted by ThichHeaded

I WANT A PORTAL!!!!!