The Portal Can See in to Your Soul!

Here is The Portal in Norway:

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Photographic Proof Score:

Portal: 1
God: 0

Win!

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This is not the eye of God, it is the eye of The Portal.

He is watching you.

So...

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING. HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD, SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER NOT CRY. YOU BETTER NOT POUT, I'M TELLING YOU WHY...

The Portal is coming to town to murder your family and roast their corpses over an open flame.

KTHXBAI!

Portal: 2
God: 0

Petrol, Nice post, it was funny..

The Portal Is all knowing and all seeing.

If only my name was Patrol instead of Petrol, it could be an anagram for Portal.

WAIT!

Border PATROL? Is there a PORTAL at the border?!?!

OFF TO THE BORDER!!!!!!

Now we must figure out which border to head to...

We must start our own religion for The Portal.

Ideas, people. We need a name.

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The porcelyn Portals

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There is only ONE Portal! All other portals are heresy!

Portalitanity (believers are called Portalitanians)
Portalitarianism (believers are called Portalitarians)

FTW? ANY?!

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Im not buying it man. Not legit. The Portal hates made up names and groups. He loved individules and individuality! What happened to Mr. Killington? Has he fled from the Portals grasp?

Originally posted by MessOnTheFED!
What happened to Mr. Killington?

No one escapes..... alive.

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OHHHHHH NOOOOEEEZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!1!!1!!

in the portal I was told to fookwa the admins, and strangely it coincided with my own recent thinking.

go figure

thank you portal

kisses to the portal
love ya baby

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You did not capitalize Portal three times!!! This is an OUTRAGE!

You will be executed immediately!

Good day!

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RABBLE RABBLE!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

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here ya go to make up for it

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Originally posted by PETROLCOIN
A long time ago, but somehow in the future, in a thread far, far away, a discussion between several intellectually stunted individuals gave birth to a scientific theory of epic proportions that has the potential to change our way of life and the world as we know it forever...

But no one bothered to remember it. All we know is it had something to do with a portal and kittens.

But I digest...

The purpose of this thread is very simple, because it's intended audience is the simple-minded. We all have our moments of stupid, random, wild, and crazy thoughts and ideas. Rather than being selfish and keeping these thoughts and ideas to yourself, consider this thread your stage to share with the world just how much of a psychotic imbecile you truly are!

To Hell with all the politics and debates; arguments and hatred! All who would like to let their guard down and embrace idiocy for a guilt-free moment, I invite you to join in on the fun!

To kick this thread off, and in honor of our beloved portal, I will leave you all with this:

The portal is everything! All that once was and all that will be! The portal controls time and space; love and death! The portal can see into your mind! The portal can see into your soul!*


*-These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

Oh nooooo!!!!! You didn't capitalize The Portal. Several times. Rabble rabble rabble. Off with your head lol.

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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!

Oh, wow! The Portal is very generous! It brought us boobies to look at.

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This was before the new law took effect! The law is not retroactive!

Enough of your blasphemy!

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No, no...

Here are some REAL boobies!