The Portal Can See in to Your Soul!

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reply to post by PETROLCOIN


Looks like an EPIC WIN from over here.

reply to post by MessOnTheFED!


Ya I am wit the crazy guy wit bird poop on his head..

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


Yo, I like your image in ur avatar.. Awesome..



I have been wanting to get a mask like this for a while.. I would say way But i dont want to junk this thread up with politcal crap, The Portal will get mad.

reply to post by ThichHeaded


The portal is letting me steal that avatar! Praise Lord Kutulu...er, I mean Portal!

The force is strong with this Portal.

New law: The word "Portal" must, from this point forward, be capitalized. The Portal expects nothing less. If you choose to disobey this new law, you will be smote by the Portal.

Originally posted by PETROLCOIN
The force is strong with this Portal.

New law: The word "The Portal" must

Fixed..

HEY GUYZ

This thread is on PAGE FOUR of the ALL TIME MOST REPLIED THREADS IN THE GENERAL CHIT CHAT FORUM!!!

We should all feel accomplished. This is clearly a great achievement.

I have taken it upon myself to plot our delusional sense of worth and create the following goals for you all:

We need...

3 more replies to reach Page Three...
66 more replies to reach Page Two...
256 more replies to reach Page One...

...and 19,877 more replies to become the #1 most discussed thread in this forum...

...and these numbers are only relevant if the threads in front of us receive no replies.

WE CAN DO IT! ALL HAIL TEH PORTAL!

reply to post by Modern Americana


I am suing for unauthorized use of my avatar. I put a lot of hard work into that. I found the image on Google, pasted it to a black canvas in Photoshop, and adjusted the opacity on the image. You should not proliferate works of art that took such great time and effort to create.

Besides, that avatar was so two days ago.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be Forgot.

Haven't you heard? It was my understand that everyone had heard...

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

My 500th post... better make it count...

Well if we dont succeed Try Try again right.. As need 20,000 posts to be #1.. we should recruit a few more people..

Maybe a Buzz Killington?

Yes, I remembered the 5th of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I see no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

Heil mein Führer, der Portal!!

Anyone play on Pogo.com? If so, Monopoly or Risk? If so, want to play? If so, prepare to get beat.

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


I'll play :3

Is there chocolate in the PORTAL? How about steak?

How about pie? I like pie.

reply to post by Skid Mark


NO! All food in The Portal is for The Portal! You get NONE!

You can go now! Dismissed!

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


Who made you the portal to the Portal's wishes?

The Portal has its own Portal!

Chuck Norris has decreed it to be so and so it shall be!

reply to post by Modern Americana


The Portal owns Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris must obey The Portal. The Portal is all knowing. No one is above The Portal.