A: A git, self minded, too busy to help others. Seems like an arrogant prick too just dismissing one of the few people that have survived to
concentrate on what he hopes is salvation. How does he know that there isn't more radio equipment washed ashore on the other island? Has he thought
that maybe someone overthere might be able to help him with the radio? No. He just wants to be left alone and doesn't give a #.
B: He's an asshole. I like him but # is he an asshole. # though he seems like the only one that knows what he's doing, like how to build a raft for
one whilst all the others seem to just piss about. That he tries to get some pussy whilst in such a dire situation as being trapped on a island seems
heroic in retrospect, it might just even be the last pussy he ever gets.
C: It's obvious from her actions that she's as scared as # and needs her love to anchor her. Whilst A tinkers with some electronics and B supposedly
leer's on from the bushes she's #ting herself trying to think how to get to her lover. And the best she comes up with is begging. She is the main
character in this short tale, all the other react to her actions, but she takes on the role of damsel in distress rather that heroine. She runs from
survivor pleading for a raft to be built to reunite her with lover D but at no point does she think of, #, signalling him? # he could see her having
sex! At night! Maybe shouting would have done. Get loverboy to build a raft.
D: Ok. The not-so-in-love bird. The guy that, being seperated from the woman whose willing to go down on some stranger to see him quicker finds the
best use of his time is a stroll and a nap. Maybe he wrote some poetry too. The thing that gets me about this tit is that after seeing his girl # the
other guy, presumably, he saw the same guy with a big grin on his face building a raft, then his woman paddle across in desperation to come find him.
Even if he didn't that happen what exactly did he infer when she turned up infront of him arms (and legs probably) akimbo? "Get out of my sight you
slut! I saw what you did!" I'm just saying - even if he was angry and was madly in love with her - he's still has to be a some sort of retarded
tit# to spur his precious D and the only fun he was going to see in he doesn't know how long, and not even consider for a second why.
E: Now, the moral of the tale. D comes crying upon this jewel, the last of the shipwrecked, the paper-thin good samaritan. Yeah, no chance it's any
other way; this guys a douchebag and he wins the island.
E can be taken in a very black or white way. Either he's a normal guy and upon having a random chick come to him in a moment of great big weakness
telling him how she's #ed one fifth of the population in order to be able to # another and decides to take his chance (or turn) and say's "sure,
come here, eat, drink and rest! .... sleeeep..." Or he could be the #ing Angel of the Lord. Wait, no he couldn't.
He could have spoken to her and said something along the lines of "Don't be sad, listen, go back to you boy and calm him down, explain the
situation, say you wanted to see him desperately, say what you feel about him, say anything, just talk to him." But no. instead it's come 'ere me
lovely and lets play hide the sausage.
Now to place them in order of like to hate. # I don't know if I can do it. They all seem to embody some failure, sin or weakness in mankind. A
ignores the cry for help, B takes advantage, C does nothing to help herself and relies on others instantly, and breaks her bonds and trust with her
man (even if he hadn't seen it, she still did it) in her unthinking rush and desperation. D is guilty of ignorance and stupidity, and E is as guilty
as B, but does it on the same #ing island as her lover (and he doesn't have any apparent traits like raftcrafting.)
Placing these guys in numerical order seems arbitrary now. But here goes:
1:B
2:A
3:E
4:C
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