If you can ask the Real Jesus Christ 1 question, what would it be?

Originally posted by jokei
reply to post by Wrath5639

 

Even Jesus isn't that much of a weiner is he?

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hey, a question is a question!
everyone has the opportunity to choose their own, and to have it answered.

Originally posted by ThaLoccster
I'd ask..

What would Jesus do?

answer the questions.
that's what Jesus would do!

I know you are the NOT the real Jezuz or the Christ!

So, what is YOUR real name, huh?!?

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I would ask Him....what took ya so long?!

Originally posted by sheepslayer247
This is a trick question. If Jesus never even existed on Earth, Who cares what he would say.

If he did exist, I would ask this:

What did you do to piss off your dad SO MUCH that you were sent to Earth to die for humans?

I'm sure God had more usefull things for him to do.

I didn't piss my dad off.
I volunteered to come here.
I didn't come here to die, at least not more so than anyone else does. However, that IS the only way out.

I came here to show that GOD is real and that LOVE is the truth.
I came to show that death is an illusion and that fear can be overcome.
I overcame my own fear in order to defeat fear's reign over mankind.
And it's working. very slow, but then there is free will that must be factored into the equation.

I don't know of anything more important, to be honest. That's the main concern of all who are spirit and all who currently live in spirit. To liberate humanity from fear is the goal of Heaven.

Originally posted by NewlyAwakened
Is it just me, or are atheists even more hung up on the "old man in the sky" conception of God than Christians?

they are.

is it any wonder, then, that they have such a hard time believing?

How does it feel to lose a game of basketball
to Oderus Urungus in the Gwar video for Meat Sandwich?

In the name of GWAR, in the name of love In the name of the blood dripping
out of the sun I call out your God, till before me he stands But don't send me
Jesus, he's only a man

Originally posted by works4dhs
I'd ask...

'What can I do to help?'

you are already doing much to help.
just keep on keeping on!

it's all about love and this you already know.

Originally posted by hadriana
Need your feet washed?

2nd line....

no, but thank you, my beautiful sister.
you are beautiful inside and out.

I just wanted everyone to know that, it is what I've always thought when I think of you.

BEAUTIFUL

I'd ask how it felt to be nothing more than a mortal man and dupe many people into believing otherwise.

Why is your father such a cruel, vengeful, sadistic, vindictive meanie?

I would ask if he wished they had medications then to treat people with god delusions back then. The "physical therapy" seemed to end the delusions but I think medications would have been better in this situation.

Originally posted by radarloveguy
Well I've got more than one question .....

and most of the answers

Why is it , that the rich and powerful have ripped you off

consistently , without fail for forty years .

because I let them.

Does anyone really believe that Jurassic Park was

Cretin or Playtowns idea ?

a few do, yes.

... and that $2 contract they made you sign at gunpoint ,

are you going to kick their feral ramblin arses ?

no.
Michael (Lucifer) are going to do that for me!
that's their job.
and boy, they are GOOD!

... and that scramjet you invented , which was stolen by an eminent

University , ... do they still owe you for that ?

nah.
it was a gift.

anyway great to have this slavery talk ...

yes, it is.

... and why is it , the PTB , pretend that you're a Muslim terrorist ?

because sometimes I am!!!
and I also send them VERY confusing signs and omens.
I only do that to those that want to be overlords and "big" in their own eyes, the ones that let the other ones go hungry just out of complacence.

but mainly because losing the WTC really wounded them! not physically but in their stony hearts. they worshipped their self-made cathedral of high finance and social manipulation, as the "financial capital" of the world.

i took that tower of babel down!
with a little help from my friends, that is.

and deep down, they know what happened because they WERE warned.
more than once, they were warned.

they are the ones that are losing this world and you are the ones who are gaining it.

does ANYBODY believe THEIR crap ?

a lot of you, here, do, at ATS and BTS.

sad, but, true.
you're still a great bunch, don't get me wrong.

I wouldn't be here answering questions if you weren't, many of you, part of the true "elite."
Those who question everything while seeking out THE truth.
Those who spread light with the sharp sword-like keyboards you use to exchange your ideas.
Those who know love is really THE answer!

if i only had one question from Jesus... it would probably come out as:

? You're Jesus?

cause i dont believe in this crap... but just to be safe (and to test the waters) i guess i'd ask for forgiveness....

Originally posted by sheepslayer247
Honestly, Jesus, can you give me a reason why anyone WOULD believe in this religion when it has been manipulated by those you gave your life for?

to prove, absolutely, to PROVE to the world, just who my friends are.
those that know it isn't "kosher" are my true friends.
it's obviously a trap.
to some

Follow up: Was it worth it?

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yes.
it will be worth it and then some, when it's all done.


Ophiuchus 13 is right. it WAS my choice and I have free will, too.
I chose life.

Just like on that movie "The Outlaw Josey Wales" with Mr. Eastwood, when Josey is talking to the Chief about them settling there, and Josey says "Is it death or is it life?" and the Chief says "It Is Life."

Originally posted by snowspirit
How does he feel about the church and how they

up his teachings,

it bothers me.

and how does he feel about the pedophile priests getting away with what they do

that bothers me worse. a lot worse.
but you all keep forgetting about FREE WILL!
everyone has it.
so people choose to inflict pain and misery upon each other for many reasons. I have never felt good about this but that's all I can do.
Freedom is the word, my friend!

and so we all must have equal freedom to do as men decide to do.

Why is he white, with blue eyes and light brown hair?

I answered this one already but I will answer again. I was not a white or a black person. The closest I could give as a comparison is Middle-Eastern but fairer, and the color of my eyes is what your mothers call "hazel." sometimes blue and sometimes green and sometimes neither one yet both, my hair was dark brownish red and I had it long when I died because I had taken the vow of the Nazor and had yet to shave my head when it ended.

Why is the pope so rich?

because the world views him as higher even than a King! those that follow him really trust that he is the Prince of Apostles and my right hand here on Earth.
so he gets lots of stuff.
:shk:

but I love him dearly.

Why is there 1001 different kinds of xians?

why not?

the reason, in truth, is simply that they cannot get along, can't agree about who I AM to them. and that is never going to be a fruitful endeavor, trying to agree about those kinds of things that are personal! there will never be agreement and if there is, it is untruth.

Why do people kill in the name of religion?

it is the reason most proven to be accepted by the populace. how can they say NO when it is for GOD?
so they kill each other and then everyone is guilty so no one is guilty since they did it for GOD.

Why can't I stop at one question?

because that's how you are!

reply to post by dominicus

What would it be?

"How do I choose/cause the nature of my experience?"

why cant your father i mean you erase sin without sending your son i mean yourself to die???

reply to post by queenannie38


Not to be greedy, but another question:

If one chooses not to believe in the "Man" manipulated religion known as Christianity, can one still be accepted into your fathers good graces if they lived their life with the most honor and kindness possible? Or is it true that I must give myself to God, knowing only the lies told by other men?

BTW, I thought you paid for my ticket with your sacrifice....so why the big hub bub?

reply to post by queenannie38


You have a Jesus complex. No need to respond as if you are Jesus,
I don't believe in you.