If you can ask the Real Jesus Christ 1 question, what would it be?

Originally posted by Magantice
reply to post by dominicus

 

Didn't you hear my prayers?????

Your first word was Bubble

reply to post by SonoftheSun


The truth was in the response to that question

'Can you still walk on water now you've got those holes in your feet?'

Second line: put a bloody sock in it, queenannie. You're not Jesus and nobody gives two hoots for your answers.

I would ask him to stop laughing at all of those who are asking him questions .

reply to post by dominicus

Isa 65:24
And it shall come to pass, that before they call, I will answer; and while they are yet speaking, I will hear.

Lord, How did you...?

Oh, OK. Thank you.

Originally posted by queenannie38

Originally posted by jokei
reply to post by dominicus

 

I'd ask him if he could make a penis so big that he wouldn't be able to fit it in his rectum?

yes I could.
but why would I??

Glad you took that in the spirit it was intended (starred)...

But why? Maybe it would feel nice.

***

Another question for you then - Anthrax, Megadeth or Slayer and which song?

reply to post by randyvs


The forgiveness is not something I'm remotely interested in. I'm willing to take full responsibility for my actions without the need for a get out clause, even one inferred (selfishly) on my behalf.

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reply to post by queenannie38

You already know this!
With your mind. "Make It So" just like on Star Trek TNG.

Right. And...how were the pyramids built?

Answer: "With stone."

I would ask him what it all means.

My deepest hope is that it would take him a long time to explain it.

My worst fear would be a short answer of "nothing".

Can you teach me how to turn water into wine please.

Originally posted by dominicus
Lets say Jesus was a doing a Q&A one day only and you had a ticket to go and ask one question.

What would it be?

Hmmmm.

I'd prolly ask Him if my dogs will be in heaven with me. Can't really think of anything that isn't already answered in the Word. Sorry.

reply to post by aboxoftrix

I would simply ask Jesus to clarify to all of you, that he is "not" the Messiah so you would all know that the Messiah is yet to come.

All you would need to do to correct yourself is examine scripture. JesusChrist is Lord and savior. There is no name on the planet with as much power. You are very simply, wrong. Not that anyone is listening to you. Just you might want to check on why the majority believe he is.
you know, check yourself before you wreck yourself. You may not be that much of a know it all after all.

Freeborn

Can you teach me how to turn water into wine please.

Intelligent! To be sure.

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Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by aboxoftrix

 

I would simply ask Jesus to clarify to all of you, that he is "not" the Messiah so you would all know that the Messiah is yet to come.

All you would need to do to correct yourself is examine scripture. JesusChrist is Lord and savior. There is no name on the planet with as much power. You are very simply, wrong. Not that anyone is listening to you. Just you might want to check on why the majority believe he is.
you know, check yourself before you wreck yourself. You may not be that much of a know it all after all.

Not to mention that the Messiah had to come before the 2nd temple was destroyed, if Jesus is not the Messiah, then there never will be one. The 2nd temple was destroyed 1,940 years ago.

reply to post by queenannie38

the snake isn't "evil" as you and I already know.

You are only spewing crap my friend. What doctrine is this anyway? You need to understand, that although wisdom and enlightenment are not of themselves evil things. They are tools, that can be used either way young person. Many evil men are wise. There are many evil people who are enlightened. Knowing the truth does not make them any less evil.
Enlightenment= light =truth.

JOKEi

The forgiveness is not something I'm remotely interested in. I'm willing to take full responsibility for my actions without the need for a get out clause, even one inferred (selfishly) on my behalf.

Huh!
Wow ,and I thought for sure you would back down from your original
arrogance. All I said was the truth. You seem to have gotten the impression that I'm interested in your interests and believe me , you couldn't be further from reality.

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Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by queenannie38

 

the snake isn't "evil" as you and I already know.

You are only spewing crap my friend. What doctrine is this anyway? You need to understand, that although wisdom and enlightenment are not of themselves evil things. They are tools, that can be used either way young person. Many evil men are wise. There are many evil people who are enlightened. Knowing the truth does not make them any less evil.
Enlightenment= light =truth.

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randyvs , I couldnt agree with you more. My thoughts exactly.

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Lord, did I decipher queenannies avatar correctly, in that other thread?



Seriously though –


Lord, what is God the Fathers true name?



- JC

reply to post by randyvs


Wow, that's a lot of arrogance on your part to push your faith onto me. If I ever meet jesus, I will be doing my utmost to remove vital parts.

For the lulz.

No interest in "heaven" thanks.

reply to post by jokei

No interest in "heaven" thanks.

Please, one more time. What your interests are have nothing to do with it
They just don't matter.
Also ,The truth is you will bow and confess. Like even Satan himself. Not because you will be forced to either. You will do so, at the awesome gentle sight of him. Believe me. You will.
noturtypical

I'd prolly ask Him if my dogs will be in heaven with me. Can't really think of anything that isn't already answered in the Word. Sorry.

There's a well rounded answer.

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reply to post by randyvs


Then why keep encouraging responses?

Silly

reply to post by jokei


What do you consider encouragement friend?
If you would be so kind.

Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by jokei

 

What do you consider encouragement friend?
If you would be so kind.

If I may, It sounds like this soul is afraid (HUNGRY) for TRUTH!!! (give it to him)
sorry for the blunt response by butting in.



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