If you can ask the Real Jesus Christ 1 question, what would it be?

Originally posted by keepureye2thesky
How does it feel to lose a game of basketball
to Oderus Urungus in the Gwar video for Meat Sandwich?

In the name of GWAR, in the name of love In the name of the blood dripping
out of the sun I call out your God, till before me he stands But don't send me
Jesus, he's only a man

It sucks!!!
BAD.

Originally posted by DARKCYDE_CROWLEY
I'd ask how it felt to be nothing more than a mortal man and dupe many people into believing otherwise.

I didn't dupe anyone on that count.
And A.C. knows I didn't, too.


Love under will IS the law, you know.

Originally posted by Tetrarch42
Why is your father such a cruel, vengeful, sadistic, vindictive meanie?

He's not. Vicious misunderstandings, all of it.
FREE WILL, remember?

Originally posted by Ziltoid_the_Omniscient
I would ask if he wished they had medications then to treat people with god delusions back then. The "physical therapy" seemed to end the delusions but I think medications would have been better in this situation.

No.
There were just as many then as there are now. And there was a wave of Messiah Madness that was going around strong, right then. There's another one going on now, as you well know.

Still no medicine.

Originally posted by nvprose1
if i only had one question from Jesus... it would probably come out as:

? You're Jesus?

cause i dont believe in this crap... but just to be safe (and to test the waters) i guess i'd ask for forgiveness....

For what?!?

Originally posted by LordBucket

"How do I choose/cause the nature of my experience?"

You already know this!
With your mind. "Make It So" just like on Star Trek TNG.

Originally posted by JTpirate
why cant your father i mean you erase sin without sending your son i mean yourself to die???

I didn't come to "erase sin". It isn't written down anywhere, anyway.

I came to overcome fear, the opponent of my people.

Originally posted by sheepslayer247
Not to be greedy, but another question:

If one chooses not to believe in the "Man" manipulated religion known as Christianity, can one still be accepted into your fathers good graces if they lived their life with the most honor and kindness possible?

Don't worry. You're "in."

Or is it true that I must give myself to God, knowing only the lies told by other men?

You didn't believe the lies. That is your ticket!

BTW, I thought you paid for my ticket with your sacrifice....so why the big hub bub?

What "hub bub"? Religion and lies? Free will, remember!

I opened a door. The ticket you earn, yourself. And you have.

Originally posted by keepureye2thesky
reply to post by queenannie38

 

You have a Jesus complex. No need to respond as if you are Jesus,
I don't believe in you.

I know you don't.

It doesn't matter!

Originally posted by IamBoon
I would ask him why would his father subjugate other souls to torture for sins that he poisoned their souls with in the first place!?

He wouldn't.
Don't believe everything you hear!

Originally posted by IamBoon
reply to post by queenannie38

 

I don't believe this is a spiritual help hotline thread but no harm done!

I hope not. I try to never do harm. And it's okay if you don't believe. Nobody wants to make you and nobody expects it.

One question?

Is the old testament God you're "father" and if so, what is the nature of "him".

I'd ask him if Dick Cheney really was Satan incarnate.








[edit on 1-7-2010 by warequalsmurder]

reply to post by dominicus


In the voice of Towlie (from South Park), I'd ask:

"Wanna get high?"

So many questions, know that the answers are right there written down!


The reason many can not see is this one:

We say to G-d: prove first you exist, then i will believe

While he says: Believe in me, and you will be confirmed

Since he is G-d, We dont get to do it our way, its his way or the high way. He created existence this way.

While driving you see a red traffic light, you speed through and have an accident. Afterwards who will you blame? the government for making such traffic lights or yourself for ignoring it?

(Genesis 18:23-24) 23 Then Abraham approached and began to say: “Will you really sweep away the righteous with the wicked? 24 Suppose there are fifty righteous men in the midst of the city. Will you, then, sweep them away and not pardon the place for the sake of the fifty righteous who are inside it?

(Genesis 18:29) . . .“Suppose forty are found there.” . . .

(Genesis 18:31) . . .Suppose twenty are found there.” . . .


In line with Abrahams request of God regarding Sodam and Gomorrah, I would ask the same to the condition of this world

My Question
"HOW MANY RIGHTOUS MEN LORD WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO HOLD BACK YOUR JUDGEMENT ON THIS WORLD...40 MILLION? WOULD YOU HOLD BACK YOUR ANGER AGAINST THIS WICKED WORLD FOR THEM?"

And if He said yes, would He be able to find them?

Would I have to continue on like Abraham did, and ask him if only 20 million could be found.....

Originally posted by jessieg
I need to know what to do to have some success.

Ask to be shown the meaning of success

Originally posted by Sanity911
I would simply ask him "why?" and let Him fill in the rest.

Why what?

Originally posted by NewlyAwakened
I would ask if those who die in sin are mercifully destroyed, or must suffer for eternity.

they will suffer according to the suffering they caused to others.... no more and no less

reply to post by evilminime


You are already in hell... it just hasn't touched you yet.... but it will