If you can ask the Real Jesus Christ 1 question, what would it be?

reply to post by doobydoll

lol

as ats jezus says u were heard b4 u spoke
cuz i think hes doing just that
lol

"could you have the overzealous followers tone it down a notch?"

"just a scosh?"




[edit on 30/6/2010 by gravykraken]

Originally posted by MKULTRA
I'd ask the following question.

What are the start and end dates of the great tribulation?

"the great tribulation"?

the world is now in great tribulation.
the very trouble that I spoke of, when I mentioned the prophesy from Daniel.

but "the great tribulation" in the manner of speaking in the Christian Churches and the Holy Roman Church is actually a mythology.

sorry to say that but it is the truth. the good news is that the current perils will not last for a whole long seven years!

I don't think it would be possible to endure such things for that long of a time without some sort of mental breakdown. so many people are already on the brink and it is an issue of great concern for us.

but also recall that I said the days would be shortened. if the situation in the ocean goes on for too long of a time, there truly would not be any life remaining.

but that isn't going to be the outcome. it will come to an end and things will be restored to a state even better than the Garden of Eden, primarily because there will be a lot more occupants than just two seventeen year old kids!

it will be fun.
our new world will be fun, without fear or sadness.

Originally posted by wylekat
I'd ask why he's been such a *snipping* *Snip*hole to people who really need help....

I guess I could ask you the same question.
but I won't, because it doesn't matter.


you need to realize that the idea you have of me is one that humans made.
humans that were not as informed or as authoritative as they made themselves out to be.
they were not, are not, and will never be, my official representatives.

that idea is compounded by your own inner feelings toward me and toward GOD and religious people.

it is a problem with religions and their most ardent followers.

I am not a religion and I did not start a religion called Christianity.
albeit, it is not an accident that Christianity exists, because it serves a very specific and necessary purpose.
but it's not necessary for it to exist to "save" people or to "bring them to" me.
if that were the case, the world will be a totally different place, now, wouldn't it?


if you trust in men, they will let you down and sometimes betray you.
if you don't believe I am real, then how can it be anything but a let-down?

there is no amount of proof that would satisfy you because of the hidden resentments in your heart.

if you don't believe it is even possible that there is a GOD, then how can you ever have your eyes open to the possibilities of miracles and proof?

miracles DO happen. I see them all the time.

you must forgive him (and I don't mean GOD) and the others, too.
it may be hard to accept, but they sincerely thought they were doing the "right" thing, not understanding that the #1 right thing, of all things, is to love and accept others and to not instill fear in them in the name of someone's god.

GOD sounds too much like god, and its easily mistaken.

reply to post by Magantice


God doesn't answer prayers alway how you would like:
He instead answers them in three ways
1. Yes
2. Not now
3. I have something better planned

Originally posted by Romans 10:9
I assume you meant that after asking the question He would answer it...

...so, i guess i would ask Him to specifically describe the necessary steps to take for achieving eternal life.

If His answer reflected what the Bible already states then i'd know that the Bible is a pretty good book to go by and i'd rest easy knowing i had the answers.

do what I said to do:
Love and Trust the Lord your GOD with all of your heart and mind and soul.
Love your neighbors as you love yourself.
Love your enemies, too, even the ones that actively hate and torment you.
Don't judge others, for they are much like you in many ways.

more than anything, though, walk in my footsteps.
make me, and my earthly life as Jesus, your ideal!

and live your ideal!
show them me, through your own life
Just Be A Light

p.s.
"eternal" life is actually everlasting life. it means the same thing as "perpetual" or never-ending. it is a different concept than passing from death to life, because it cannot exist within a world that has an end, like this one does. but don't worry, you will be there with me and everyone else.

"Are you cool, man?"

Right on. Let's do this.

1) How can I get to the world filled with beautiful women and/or creatures?


A distance 2nd...





2) Can I have your powers?

Originally posted by NewlyAwakened
I would ask if those who die in sin are mercifully destroyed, or must suffer for eternity.

Neither

first of all, mercy is the rule rather than the exception and the suffering is done on this side, not the other!

no one dies in sin.
they just die.
death is the same for everyone.

there are different dimensions in reality, though, but it isn't what most imagine.
there is no Dante's Inferno.
there is no "hell" in the sense of unending pain, misery and torture, for just not being able to follow the rules!
there is no need for a "Purgatory"

no one dies alone and no one crosses the void alone.
no one is left to find the way by themselves.
that's what the Angels are for, or at least a good part of them.
they like their jobs and they love all of you.

there is nothing for you to fear about death or what comes after.
I PROMISE.

Since we are waiting for him to come back, I'd ask "What is taking you so long? Yesterday would be good for me. I'm tired here! Let's go already!"

Originally posted by dominicus
Lets say Jesus was a doing a Q&A one day only and you had a ticket to go and ask one question.

What would it be?

Are you suffering from second album syndrome ?

Its been quite a while since we heard from you . Your groupies are an intense bunch and we have wayyyy too many tribute acts!

And if i may ..... a follow up question .

Are you still a virgin ?

Thank you .

Originally posted by Stewie
I would ask him how much peyote, if any, he consumed while in the desert,

I know you did. I know it.

as much as possible.


which wasn't all that much. it is a lot of trouble to prepare properly, it tastes bad, and often made me sick to my stomach.



Ayahuasca is better, in my opinion, and salvia divinorum is very useful for the right minds. it does take a strong mind, however.

"Can you teach me to love that much?"

Originally posted by evilminime
A more serious question I would ask is "What in the Bible is real?".

If he said all of it I'd rather be in hell.

the lessons it teaches are real.
my words are real. that is, the ones that were correctly recorded. most of them are but there are a few things that were left out that would have been better if included.

the things that happened in Egypt, with Moses, are real. hard to believe, I know, but nonetheless very real. Moses made an earthquake, a BIG earthquake. knowing the "magic" of sound waves was his secret there, as well as in the crossing of the sea over the land bridge. Sonar technology has not found its full potential, yet, in this generation of humanity. it is literally able to move heavy stones!

(lift up a stone, and I AM there)

Abraham was real and so was King David and King Solomon. Isaiah and Elijah were real. Those two are real characters, let me tell you. Elijah cussed like a sailor, you might say. Isaiah would stand up to anyone who tried to curb his words or tell him he was wrong.

Daniel was real and so was Ezra.

most of the people were real people and many of the places were real places. some of them have been re-discovered in recent times. often, though, characters were created from a combination of real people and events, in order to tell a story to teach a lesson.

the crucifixion and resurrection were real. VERY very real, trust me, I was there.

my men did not steal my body. they did not have the nerve or the means to do so. they actually didn't even think of it. they figured dead was dead.

imagine their surprise!
I was somewhat surprised, too.


Truth is not always the same exact thing as Fact
Truth will endure, always.

Originally posted by dl2one
Can you take me to your dealer?

nope, can't do it.
if I did, I would have to kill you.

Originally posted by crazydaisy
Why can't we make "Love" not "War"?

that's what I'm screaming!

I'm all for it.

but we've got to convince all the war-makers out there that love is more fun, even if it doesn't bring in as much loot.

Originally posted by zroth

Why do you think people continue to ignore your simple message?

because of fear.
because of religions who spread fear.
because of governments which deal in fear on every level, both to other nations as well as to their own citizens.

FEAR NOT is the part of my "simple" message that gets ignored most!

Originally posted by Wrath5639
I would ask Him, Team Edward, or Team Jacob?

You know someone was going to say it, may as well get it out now.

I'd have to go with Team Edward.
Mary, on the other hand, is Team Jacob all the way.

she's an animal lover, what can I say?

Originally posted by Stewie
Because I asked a pertinent question the first time, Jesus gave me a second question...(mods may delete if Extreme T&C)


"Why did you give your life for such worthless vermin?"

(Present company excluded of course.)

so they wouldn't be worthless vermin anymore.

Originally posted by HappilyEverAfter
What were the total profits ?
Follow up, Who kept the books, and in closing, which was your most profiable year.

the total profits will be total.
everyone, that is.

who keeps the books?
Michael's in charge of the bookkeeping.

there isn't any one most profitable year but the years of the plague in Europe were big and so were all the years in both World Wars.