If you can ask the Real Jesus Christ 1 question, what would it be?

Originally posted by Romantic_Rebel
I would ask him what you think of people who believe you're the Messiah?

well, they are doing exactly as they are supposed to.

some will be deceived - most, actually, so that it will become apparent, when all is revealed exactly what I came to show, by example, is the way humanity should live in order to survive, thrive, and be happy - to prosper in the true sense of the word. not materially, but emotionally and mentally and spiritually.

those that weren't deceived will be the ones who love their neighbors, their enemies, judging none and helping all.

the deception isn't to punish or trap anyone. it is purely to make the lesson one that is never forgotten.

I WAS the messiah for that part of the work - the anointed one sent to do his part in the great work of humanity.

there are others.
Moses was one.
he was anointed, too.

the others will be revealed, too, when it is time.

Originally posted by jessieg
I'd ask him what to do next, since I am so confused right now.
It seems like every decision. I have made has only lead to failure. I need to know what to do to have some success.

don't let your fears and anxieties get the best of you!
you are very very loved.
what you see as failures are really just stepping stones to your future success!
how can you learn if not by mistakes?
especially since you are traveling on your own unique path!

to have success, be a success!
think of yourself as a success!
I already do!
so does Father.

GOD sees what is to be, in what is now.
try it on for yourself!

because, truly, YOU are awesome!
I should know!

p.s.
I made several, many, mistakes myself.
it took some time to see that I did not fail in what I came to do.
when I died, I wasn't so sure.
but now I am!
you will be, too.

Originally posted by jokei
reply to post by dominicus

 

I'd ask him if he could make a penis so big that he wouldn't be able to fit it in his rectum?

yes I could.
but why would I??

Alternately, what his favourite colour was.

Purple.
or Rainbow
(and no, that isn't an allusion to your first question! I'm not even close to being gay! not that there's anything wrong with being gay, as Jerry Seinfeld would say...)

reply to post by Ophiuchus 13


right!
because we talk all the time, already.

I would ask him the thing that stands out in my mind right now the most.

I would ask him to please ask our father (if at all possible) to forgive Jokei.

[edit on 30-6-2010 by randyvs]

Originally posted by ccsct203
As Larry King said...

"Were you truly born of a virgin?"

I have to admit, I never asked her if she had sex before I was created.
it wasn't an issue back then, like it is now.
she probably would have been shocked if I had been so unruly and disrespectful to ask her something so personal.
my mother is a very classy lady, as many already know.

she was unmarried, that is certain and something I can vouch for. that means she did not live with my human father, Joseph, when I was created in her womb. in the Jewish ways of the times, that was pretty much the determining factor of being married or not. after being promised to marry one another, the actual marriage was celebrated with a feast after which the bride moved into the home of the groom, often, if possible, a new house built by him and his family in the time now known as the engagement. if no new house was feasible, the old one was renovated for the bride's comfort and honor.

however, the biblical vocabulary that most of you use to support that idea, in the Prophet Isaiah's writings, is erroneous.

language changes very fast
ideas change, too, and often have a great influence on language.

reply to post by randyvs


already done!
long before you asked.

I would simply ask Jesus to clarify to all of you, that he is "not" the Messiah so you would all know that the Messiah is yet to come.

Originally posted by mythos
as an ambassador of the snake community, we take great offense to your demonization of our slithering sisters and brothers. go find another icon for your evil, if you insist on needing such a thing.

good job!
the snake isn't "evil" as you and I already know.
wisdom and enlightenment are the very opposite of "evil."

PS... i would ask JC what he thought of Siddhartha, and Lao Tsu, and Confuscious, and Aristotle and Plato, and Black Elk, and Ghandi and Mohammad and MLK and etc. etc. etc.

all successes! i admire them all for the great job they did, when it was their turn.

don't forget about Buddha, the original Buddha, that is.
and Alexander the Great
Joan of Arc
Mother Theresa
Socrates
Archimedes
Nostradamus
Chief Joseph
Lady Diana
Abraham Lincoln
Galileo
Isaac Newton
Albert Einstein
JFK & RFK
(just to mention a few)

Oh... i'd also ask him if he is offended that he is so often portrayed as a white fellow with blue eyes.

why would I be offended?
I'm a little past that.


but in truth, I was more "white" than "black" although not a "pale-face"

my hair was reddish brown and slightly curly and my eyes were more like what you'd call hazel - between blue and green.
somewhat on the thin side but not skinny or weak.
i was actually pretty strong, physically.
good genes, I suppose!

Originally posted by aboxoftrix
I would simply ask Jesus to clarify to all of you, that he is "not" the Messiah so you would all know that the Messiah is yet to come.

yes
that's absolutely correct!
we are all still waiting for the "big one"

thanks for mentioning that!

Originally posted by sodakota
Wouldn't ask him anything.

I would just say, "Thank You."

no.

thank YOU.

Originally posted by blujay
Here you go:

www.jeshua.net...

And I wouldn't jump to any conclusions until you have read some of the material on the left side of the page.

“For me, the name Jeshua refers not so much to the historical personality of Jesus but to the universal christ energy that we are all a part of. When I channel Jeshua, I feel deeply drawn into this field of love and compassion and in that state of consciousness I receive the messages from Jeshua.”

two different concepts

there are many involved in these messages, from the "Jeshua" side of things.
all that are anointed servants of the ONE GOD are contributors.
it is the love that is the bond between them, and humanity, that she feels.

right now, it's just me.

one soul answering questions for many other souls, through the body of another soul.

I am not the sole or solitary source for what many call "christ consciousness".
it is something so much bigger than any one soul!
it isn't of my making and I don't control it.
it is the unity of spirit and love!


but I truly appreciate this opportunity, too, dominicus, and everyone else! i know the unanswered questions are a problem for many and I'm sorry that it had to be that way for so long. but it isn't up to me!

Originally posted by Sanity911
I would simply ask him "why?" and let Him fill in the rest.

why not?

it isn't up to me to "fill in the rest"
that is up to all of you, all of mankind.

we're in this together, everyone!

it is about teamwork, not competition.

even those that don't think I really lived, or that I'm "real" now, are still on the team!

reply to post by queenannie38


I'm a little confused right now...should I ask jesus a question or should I ask you?



WHAT IS THE TRUTH ?

Originally posted by Magantice
reply to post by dominicus

 

Didn't you hear my prayers?????

I'm not GOD.
you pray "through" me, not to me.

but remember, too, that GOD is so much wiser than any of us and always makes sure the best end is reached in any situation.

it's often hard to see or accept but thinking you haven't been heard is not right thinking.

everyone is heard.
before they even speak!

the results you desire are not the best options, best meaning the most beneficial not only for you but for all involved. and often, it is more important to learn than to just find closure.

I didn't want to leave Earth when I did. I prayed and prayed and PRAYED for an "out" that still was good for the overall plan of action.

I didn't get what I wanted, at the time.
but it is behind me now, far behind. and I see the wisdom that I couldn't see then.

NOT MY WILL BUT THINE is the best prayer, by the way!

Which TV portrayal of yourself do you like best, Family Guy or South Park?

Or perhaps you prefer Robot Chicken (!?!...)

Why do you show up on grilled cheese sandwiches, tree trunks, door stains, cheezies, and drain pipes? Are you hiding in there

nothing
he already told me evrything

lol some good answers on here lol

i'd have to ask: 'do you think you could go wake your dad up plz? we've kinda shagged things up a little bit around here, and we really think He oughtta come and take a look'.

dooby

Making the giant assumption that he existed in the Christian 'Son of God' sense....

I'd ask him how many people, exactly, have died in his name.

After he'd recited the inevitably very very long number, I'd ask him if his dad was proud of the bloody mess he'd made.