I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

Please interpret mine.
I would be interested in hearing what you would say.

reply to post by kinglizard


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The majestic Bald Eagle, with a beak so sharp it is capable of slicing through human bones. Many have tried to domestic them, at the cost of their disfigured faces, and sometimes their very lives.

Look at it, ... like a small raptor with feathers, it peers over it's shoulder at us. Do you notice that wherever you move the eagles eye follows you ?? Such is America. Even with its back turned it keeps a watchful, all seeing eye on it's subjects.

If one shows even the slightest sign of disobedience it is poised to come off it's perch and take you between its talon's crushing you into pulpy flesh like substance.

I often wonder what would be different if the Turkey was our national animal, like which had originaly been proposed.

Would we be eating Eagles every year for thanksgiving ??

Thanks for your time bud, it's really fun to see what you'll come up with. I can't imagine taking on what you have with this thread.

I am a bit upset my avatar may be projecting all the violence to some though. I may have to show the softer side of KL with a more peaceful creation.... *breaks out Photoshop cs5*



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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
The majestic Bald Eagle, with a beak so sharp it is capable of slicing through human bones. Many have tried to domestic them, at the cost of their disfigured faces, and sometimes their very lives.

unfortunately there is a seed of truth there.

[edit on 9/7/2010 by kinglizard]

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Alright go for it.

Looking forward to this IntastellaBurst

reply to post by Radiobuzz



Why, it is simply a 2-d video game representation of yourself, a call back to the times of nintendo and sega genesis, when life was simple, clean, pure. Before the days of terrorism, internet porn, beastiality and all of this.

But what I'd really like to know .... what does ..

" Must Use Joystick Controller" mean ??

Rofl ..... I know, ... that you know, ... that I know what it means !!!

How dare you sir !!!!

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


LOL! Actually when I created the thing I had to choose between keyboard and joystick and I chose that one, however I never noticed *that* connotation until you mentioned it! I swear! But now that I know this I love my avatar even more, lol.

reply to post by Romantic_Rebel



Sure I will Romantic Rebel, the question is, .... are you ready to recieve the truth, ... the cold hard truth.

RR you strike me as somewhat of a man-child. Very naive, somewhat gullible, and most of all a hopeless romantic.

You enjoy things like video games, cartoons, but namely anime. Your an escapist and a dreamer, using anime to comfort yourself, wishing the real world was the way it was in these cartoons.

Instead of deviant hardcore internet porn which the rest of us indulge in, you are a connoisseur of anime porn, and all it entails, from the monster attacking school girl fetishes, to the tentacle attack series.

You wish girls were so easy in real life, as you have technicaly never made sweet love to a woman, .... I emphasis the word " technicaly" ... as once you thought you were making love to a beautiful asian, only to find out afterwards that you had been making sweet love to her bellybutton.

Your noble and a gentleman, I wish you all the luck in your future romantic endeavours.

Well I do enjoy video games and enjoying life. Not all that other stuff though. Actually a lot of that weird porn makes me want to vomit. :/
Politics is my main thing in life as well economics. I dress more like a hipster lol.

[edit on 7-9-2010 by Romantic_Rebel]

reply to post by HomerinNC



Your avatar is a little small, ... and hard to read.

From what I can make out, ... it appears to be you at comic-con, or some other sci-fi conventions.

I'm sure wherever you go, you must hear something along the lines of this .....



Yet whats this ?? you appear to be taking a picture between two sci-fi vixens.

Are you some type of sci-fi convention mack daddy ?? You invite these young innocent geeky ladies back to your place to a Pokemon card game, .... or perhaps to see your ultimate world of warcraft character, .... a few hard lemonade's later your in an all out geek threesome.

Pocket protectors and glasses flying all over the place, having your way with them as you demand " Call Me Aragon B#ch !! " Then you soon toss them so you can play your favorite RPG, giving them cab money as well as a calculator.

reply to post by OceanStone



This is you, obviously.

Yet it is not you !!

It is one of your many creations.

I can see past the heavy makeup and a bad wig anyday. You may go by Georgia from time to time, .... but your name is actually George.

Hey, ... hey, ... I've been through the red light districts at night, and yes, ... I've had to learn how to spot the transexual's the hard way. Usualy after getting them home, .... "Crying Game" style. But what am I gonna do ??? toss them out ?? go back and exchange them , ..... I mean they were already here, and I'm a pretty lazy guy with an open mind.

It's amazing what Tranny's are capable of with a padded bra and a little duct tape, I'm not here to judge you George, to each their own.

But hey, ... if Georgia is ever out and about, .... and needs someone to "talk" to , .... feel free to U2U me.

[edit on 7-9-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

reply to post by Brad-H



Lenny sat there alone at the train stop, thoughts of suicide entering his mind. There was nothing to live for, nothing to do, his life was as empty as the train station he occupied.

lenny sat there for hours, contemplating his very death, what would his family think, ... what would his friends have to say ?? Would they even care ?? They havent cared for him a day in their pathetic lives, perhaps killing himself would remind them of what complete self serving scumbags they were. Perhaps this could be my last act of revenge " Lenny thought".

Yet as he sat there something inside Lenny began to muster, What if he applied the same amount of effort he spent on being depressed and meloncholy to bettering his life and being content ?? Perhaps if he stopped sulking and actually made something of his life he could show his family and friends that he was someone afterall, ..... and the looks of jealousy and contempt on their faces would be revenge enough.

Yes" Lenny thought. I will become everything I ever wished to be, and no one will ever take that from me !!!

Lenny got up, the energy of the cosmo's running through his veins. The fresh insight of possiblity inundating his mind !!!

He rose up, ... walking towards the exit, adrenaline and pure life coursing through every inch of his being !!! he ran to the exit as fast as he could, .... running up the stairs you could swear he was flying, .... he ran across the street towards his home when ...... BLAM !!

Lenny was sideswiped by a drunk cab driver !!! Propelling him through the air he came to rest in the middle of the street, ....... where he was promptly run over by a city bus.

You can't deny destiny Lenny.

JUST A REMINDER GUYS .... we can get stars in BTS now.


So if you like your avatar interpretation.......


Please feel free to star me up !!!!
It makes me feel special !!!!

Also, you can star your FAVORITE responses, so I know which ones are more popular and attempt to refine my writing style as much.

Thank you, there are lot of interpretations to get to, ... but I will get to them all, I usually do one or two a day, but I will try and step it up for you guys .....

I hope they are as fun to read as they are for me to write !!!

[edit on 7-9-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


LMAO, actually its a fat tubby geek (me) between 2 models, saying its the only time a fat geek like me can get neat 2 sexy chicks like that:

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What about mine Mr. Stella?

Mine has mucho meaning, let's see if you can pick up on any of it.

Good luck,

-SES

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by OceanStone

 

This is you, obviously.

Yet it is not you !!

It is one of your many creations.

I can see past the heavy makeup and a bad wig anyday. You may go by Georgia from time to time, .... but your name is actually George.

Hey, ... hey, ... I've been through the red light districts at night, and yes, ... I've had to learn how to spot the transexual's the hard way. Usualy after getting them home, .... "Crying Game" style. But what am I gonna do ??? toss them out ?? go back and exchange them , ..... I mean they were already here, and I'm a pretty lazy guy with an open mind.

It's amazing what Tranny's are capable of with a padded bra and a little duct tape, I'm not here to judge you George, to each their own.

But hey, ... if Georgia is ever out and about, .... and needs someone to "talk" to , .... feel free to U2U me.

[edit on 7-9-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

Ahhaha...

No... all female... and the make up? ummm I'm old... I need it!... a wig??? okay... that one hurt... no it's my hair, bleached but mine...ha!...I'm a mother AND grandmother...

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Brilliant! I loved it, great job man.

X

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Alright, I open my avatar to observation.

It is really quite an easy one, but go ahead.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

I think this is a good way to finally put my overactive imagination and high analytical abilities to work, ...

It's amazing what an avatar can say about someone, by what it does, or doesn't show.

I will become the modern day equivalent to a palm reader, and reveal hidden gem's about your true nature.

Step right up. Come one, come all.


( For entertainment purposes only, 99 Cents the first three readings, A division of Miss Cleo International)

[edit on 24-6-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

Read me. What does it say? Use your imagination. What does your imagination say? Tell me. Please.

reply to post by TokiTheDestroyer


In the heat of battle Subzero picked reptile up over his head, froze his body, then in a fit of rage ripped his carcass in half, .... the crowd roared, and during his walk backstage he was greeted by admiring fans, calling his name and slapping him on his back, hell, even Shang Tsung was impressed, and promptly gave him " fight of the night".

A few days later driving through town, Subzero passed by an elaborate funeral procession, Upon further analysis he noticed they were head to toe in the reptile family traditional uniform. ..... it was reptiles funeral !!

" What have I done " Subzero thought, he went home and looked at old photographs of himself and reptile growing up in the fight game, the times they used to have, .... pulling pranks on Scorpion and Lui Kang. They were all friends back then before Shang Tsung took over and took Mortal Kombat national. After that the only thing the audience wanted to see was more blood and the next fatality.

After much soul searching Subzero decided to quit the fight game for good, he now mentor's underpriveledged children and makes extra money on the side selling snow cones at county fairs.

Crickets chirping in the background...
I am still waiting for you to tell me
about my avatar.
I did forget one thing...you like to eat
cats!