I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

reply to post by Aquarius1



Darren was young and in love.

It had been over a year now since he and Tabitha became a couple, it seems almost like a whirlwind in hindsight. They met when she had dropped her hairbrush while exiting a restaurant, Darren jumped into action, returning it and winning her number in the process, they often joke that it must have been fate which brought them together.

However Darren had not seen his friends in at least 6 months, it seems the more time he spent with Tabitha, the less time he had for his old friends. Needless to say, today's visit from Zach would be quite out of the ordinary.

Zach appeared at Darren's bank job seeming out of breath and very nervous, " is she around" he muttered. " of course not" said Darren, ... I'm at work. " I know u wont believe me" says Zach, .." but you have to read it for yourself " handing over a large brown envelope. " Just make sure she doesnt see it" Before Darren could ask what all this was about, Zach was gone, .... he glanced down at the book " Modern Myth's: Fact or Fiction" and put it away while his boss passed his desk. He thought maybe Zach had needed help with a book report, as he had often helped him in the past. He took it home and thought nothing of it.

Later that night, Tabitha retired to the bedroom as Darren did the dishes as he often did. " make sure you dont leave any spots" she said, .. ... Darren wondered if tonight would be the night he got lucky again. Yet he didn't dare show his excitement at the thought of being reprimanded.

He followed to the bedroom, however when he entered she was standing there holding Zach's book, ... a bookmarked page opened, ..... " what the # is this !! " she screamed. Darren could barely read the chapter, but he didnt have to read it to figure it out, ..... it was a chapter on the mythical " Succubus".

" Throw this #'ing nonsense away" she demanded, ... Darren turned to do her bidding, as he had always done without question, .... yet before the book could leave his hand into the abyss of the wastecan something stirred inside him.

" It all makes sense now" he thought. The money, the reward sex, the dead animals found on the lawn, ... the breast implants he was made to pay for. It all made sense to him now. He fought, and fought his libido, Thinking of such things as The Golden Girls, Baseball, Oprah, ... whatever he could to break the spell she had over his sex drive.

He burst into the room, filled with light and knowledge, ..... holding up his wallet he then uttered a sacred spell to defeat this succubus once and for all. " I CUT OFF YOUR CREDIT" !!

She writhed in agony as he began pulling out each credit card, cutting them into pieces it seemed as though each cut also sliced into the succubus herself !! she screamed as went the visa, the american express, and the discovery. Yet before she could be defeated completely she ran over to the window, sprouting giant demonic wings, .... she peered back at him one more time, ..... before leaping from the window and into the dark night sky. It would be Darren's last memory of Tabitha.

That one was kinda long huh ??

reply to post by SolarE-Souljah



Solare, I seem to be in a semi-delirious state, .... so I'm going to do something in this thread which untill now, ..... has rarely been done.

I'm actually going to interpret and analyze your avatar !! can you handle the truth solare !! can you !! sob !


Although your avatar looks like it was made on Corel draw by an 8 year old child, I know it holds special significance to you. The key is in your screen name, we can easily dissect it into three parts.

1. Solare; ... This means the exact same as " solar" here, ... which simply means " from the sun"
2. E ; ... E as in electronic just like E-mail.
3. Souljah; as in soldier, but instead of conventional warfare, a SOUL-jay would be instrumental in fighting for peoples souls.

Your head is also represented by the Sun, which means you may see yourself as a light warrior, who draws his strength from all that is good. You also have some abs on ya, but I'll attribute that to your " Suzanne Somer's Ab Sculptor" routine.

... So when we put it all together, you are a solar-electronic-warrior, powered by the sun you use the internet as the front line for the battle of peoples soul's and character. No no.... this is not a Patrick Swayze movie, ... this is your life !!

... Also, dont think I missed those little flags up top, there's really only one flag, which has those three colors in that order, ... I could be mistaken but I think that is the Rastafarian flag. So while your out electronicaly saving souls you take a little puff or two of the Wacky Tobacky. So the sun on your head could either be a symbolic gesture, ..... or just a massive hallucination. The E in the middle of your SN may also stand for your real name, ... probably something like " Erin" or " Eugene".

But since the "E" is clearly shown on your stomach, it could be the first letter to a prison tattoo on your lower waist to commemorate a lost love. It reads ~Enrique~

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Wow. You have a great skill.

Keep it up man!

-SES

Bring it.

I am curious.

It seems you're having fun here.
Feel free to let yourself loose on mine as well.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Thank you IntastellaBurst, great story but doesn't have anything to do with me, my avatar is called Dark Angel, it is a painting, sorry don't remember the artist.

reply to post by Aquarius1



I remember the artist Aquarius, .... Darren Bukowski !!! The one and the same Darren from my little tale, every painting has a backstory.


What does it have to do with you ?? ..... Everything.


Although most avatar's have nothing to do with their owners anyway, their just random pictures that maybe someone liked. So usually I interpret what the avatars mean, in themselves.

Originally posted by saltheart foamfollower
reply to post by IntastellaBurst

 

Alright, I open my avatar to observation.

It is really quite an easy one, but go ahead.

Easy indeed,

Your avatar say's to me, .... that the ENDISNIGHE.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


I will say that I am an artist, I always look for original paintings to use as my avatars opposed to graphics..Thanks.

reply to post by BoehringerIngelheim



yes... yesssss.

It is none other than you, posing for a graduation picture after attaining your Gynecology degree.

. Unfortunately they didn't have an official study course for becoming a flat out Perv. so that would have to do.

You would later become a pioneer in the area of womens health, giving free gynecology and breast exams to the poor and underpriveledged from across the country, you even came to create some of your very own techniques, the most famous being the well researched " triple finger tantalizer" .

reply to post by ugie1028



Background : The design seems to play off the dollar bill, the message ?? " Obey, never trust your own eyes, believe what you are told" could this be a method of using reverse psychology to help inspire the masses to think for themseves ??

.... Or a clever marketing slogan utilized by a T-shirt company ?? In a sense contributing to the very system it seeks to bring awareness to. There lies the irony and a horrible truth.

Foreground: Well it could be none other than you Ugie, Yet it is hard to gather much, as eyes are usually consdiered the window to the soul, .... so then I must ask, why do you hide yours sir ??

Unfortunately by trying to hide behind the shade of dark sunglasses, you have betrayed yourself and ultimately revealed things which you would rather keep hidden. ..... It is in the reflection dear boy. I don't have a window to into your soul, but instead a mirror of your immediate surroundings.

Most people may be able to make out a hallway or a sofa, but in the hands of a seasoned professional like myself, I can make out the most insignificant details. There are many things to see but only three I will bring to attention here.

I see a twilight poster on your wall, which means you may be very sympathetic and emotional, a virtuous trait indeed.

I see a " buns and thigh master" workout device, ... no doubt to keep you fit and toned.

I also seem to make out a pair of red high heel shoes, size 11. Why a young single lad like yourself would have a pair of high heel shoes at his apartment is well beyond me.

Perhaps we will leave that one for your therapist to answer.

reply to post by calstorm


How dare you sir !!

Since when is California Stormy !! you speak blasphemy on our beautiful state here !!! what parts are ya from feller ??

anyway, ... what you have there is a sign.
Like when traveling down a highway, you will see signs such as " welcome to blahblah city" Yours is a sign you would see on the highway of the space/time continuum. Which only Reaffirms my deepest fears.

You are a time traveler.

So why would you go back to the year 1984 ??

So you can go back to submit a movie script of your time travel chronicles, a time so naive that such a script could only be seen as science fiction.......... and the name of this movie script ?? " Back To The Future" ... which was later released in 1985.

Why else visit 1984 ??

It's the only place you can still watch "Breakin" in theatres !!!

Thi isn't fair but try this one.

Lets see if you get mine. It is pretty simple in my mind really its meaning. This one was made for me.

Well, I have a pretty, if kinda lame avatar currently. I had posted Assy Magee, but got into trouble, as he had on "less attire than a bathing suit"!! What does that say about me?

reply to post by ofhumandescent


You've waited long and hard for what you seek,

I shall keep you waiting no longer, thank you for your patience.

I consider you to be a champion of those that have no voice within our current society.

Our Children
Animals
The Elderly
The Homeless
Veterans

Anyone that is oppressed.

I consider you a simple warrior for the human race.

How does that work lol ?? It's kind of hard to interpret an avatar after you've already told me what it means
I simply couldn't besmirch your character after you wrote all those lovely things.

Contrary to popular belief, I do have a conscious.

reply to post by tothetenthpower


You cheap bastard.

The tree in your avatar you refer to as the " Tree of Peace" is also commonly known as the " Tree of Life".

It is an attraction at Disney World in Orlando Florida, you first saw the tree when you were an impressionable young child visiting Disney World for the first time you were quite taken by this tree and the myth behind it.

Convinced it was real and a gift from the god's, when you became of age you began to make annual pilgrimages to worship at the foot of this tree. You would stay there till late at night whispering sweet nothings into the trunk of this behemoth convinced that it could hear you.

The Disney personnel didn't quite mind you at first, in fact they found your devotion somewhat of an amusement to distract them of the rigors of daily duty. But that would soon end the morning they found you there, naked and delirious from ingesting poisonous berries found in the preserve, you were making love to one of the branches.

After compensating the families of the crying children, Disney had the tree thouroughly cleaned and disinfected, barring you from the park indefinitely, .... you had nowhere to go. You wandered through the parks and forests of the world looking for another tree of such utter magnificance. When a replacement could not be found, you dove into a deep depression lasting almost 4 years.

Untill one day, you realized that the tree was not a tree afterall, .... it was an idea. It represented something inside of you which could not die, or be cut down. Something which had been inside of you all along, and you didn't need the tree to be this, you were this everyday.

It would be another couple of years, ... untill you realized that a piece of the actual physical tree, had been inside you as well. A momento of that brief time when true love seemed to blossom, between man and wood.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


For the record I am a woman, but that's OK. I give no indication of it from what you have seen.
Stormy California refers to our political climate not the actual weather which is rather boring. I would love a big storm. I am from Sacramento.
Love the interpretation.

OK, stella, here's a new avatar to interpret... Just remember, I've got a swarm of Borg Nanoprobes with your name all over it!

Don't think you interpreted my avi yet,
pls have a go at it