I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by hhcore

 

Yes double H, you are curious, ..... but it doesn't have to do with Avatars.

I am a friend, and would accept you anyway you come, ... this journey of self discovery has been long, hard, and a little sweaty.

I knew way back when, in chat, ... when you would say things like "" Do you ever feel like we have to date girls because were supposed to ?? ""

It's great to see that you've not only accepted your new found sexuality but have embraced it and openly flaunt it in the community you love so. Just as a young lad learns how to rollerskate, and soon begins to rollerskate everyday, .... You have fully thrown yourself into a world of man love, represented by Clay Aiken in this case.

I may not share your enthusiasm for Mr. Aiken in this case, ... but hey, if I was drunk and the lights were off, ... who knows right.

... I am happy for you progress these last few months, yet must remind you, that most of us don't share your social circles and havent been introduced to that lifestyle so deeply. What I'm trying to say is, ... it's probably not a good idea to go into chat and start a conversation by saying " So I was talking to my leather daddy earlier" or " Im glad I brought my laptop, waiting at gloryholes is overrated"

Where I would understand, other's may not, and I couldnt bare to see anyone injure my delicate flower petal.

.... but between me and you Double H, ... what I really hoped you learned is, ..... never make a deal with the devil

I had to quote the entire reading... Amazing you are soooo accurate. How do you do it? I'm flabbergasted at your ability stella, but you knew I was a fan, and you never disappoint....

To all the onlookers... Take heed at the advice to never make a deal with the devil. He goes by the name -IntastellaBurst.

reply to post by Nephi1337



Neph, what most people will never know, is that the Alien to your tattoo was added much later.

ATS was the motto for your original campaign " Annihilate The Sea" Where you took it upon yourself to destroy every sea creature you could in a fruitless bid for redemption. I will not go into why you took it upon yourself to undertake this mission, ... but will provide a video.




The meaning of your "ATS" would change through out the years, after joining the Navy you told people it stood for " After Tight Sailors" ...

Untill you eventualy settled down, found Above Top Secret, and decided it could not be coincidence, adding the Alien to make this your permanent home.

reply to post by TheLoneArcher



Ahhh, from France I see,

In that case, ... this can be a dedication to none other than Clouse Devereux, the most famous archer in French history.

He began his life innocently enough, born to a peasant couple near Paris. Initially he taught himself how to shoot arrows to fend off wild animals from his herd of sheep.

In late November of 1471, A carriage containing Louis XI's first daughter Anne was Hijacked after a romp in the countryside. Clouse, returning from a trip to the market, saw the commotion, grabbed his trusty bow, and rushed over to help. .... When the dust cleared, 5 of the 6 hijackers lay dead, while the other was badly wounded, Clouse had taken them singlehandedly.

When word reached back to Louis, he gave Clouse the title of nobility and all that went with it. He would serve Louis personally, answering to no one but the king !! His prowess on a battle field were unmatched, his target, never missed.

He quickly earned a reputation and the title " Lone Archer" because he would often go behind enemy lines alone, to fulfill the Kings orders. He treked miles upon miles, killed any soldiers he came upon, .... the whistling sound of arrows often being the last thing they heard. Clouse would make his way to the other army's king, or commander, .... he would take his special arrow the King had designated to him, and launch it into the enemy's presence where it could be gathered.

... and what was attached to this special arrow ??

France's Notice of Surrender.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


An interesting read. However, although I live in France, I am British. A true proud Englishman. I thought my Avatar would have explained that.

However, thank you for the history lesson.
Would you like a second crack?

reply to post by TheLoneArcher


Yes you are brittish aren't you, ... and a Mason.

Working as an intelligence agent aimed to bring France down from the inside out !!! How dare you sir !! leave those people alone !

Times have changed, and wood is no longer used to create arrows, instead they are composed of policy's and practices. Political arrows geared to strike the heart of a nation !!

You, ... are the lone archer.

I hope that will suffice, as I'm currently stuck on "Sanctum's" Avatar, I could interpret it if only I knew what the hell I was looking at.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


That is exactly what my French wife says about me. LOL
Thanks for taking the time to reply and thank you for bringing a smile to my face.

Have a great day.

Well Intastellaburst, go ahead see what you see.

I can see you have a few masks hanging around your place.

reply to post by Tribble



Masks ?? whatcha talkin about Willis ??

... oh and, what part of california are you from ??

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


I thought you are supposed to tell me about me from my avatar-not ask lol

Anyway I'm in Chico.

By your avatar, I was guessing you owned several masks that were displayed around your home

reply to post by sanctum



Sanctum, im glad you appreciate the thread.

However every now and then I come across and avatar which I simply cannot decipher, today that is yours.

I have been performing my avatar interpetation routine now for several days, each time gaining no new insight on the enigma that you are, for consideration, my routine is as follows:

I rise with the sun each morning, and the first thing I do is come on ATS. I go to the next avatar in question and study it untill it is fully absorbed into my being.

Soon after I go on a 7 mile run through the wilderness, then return to engage in a 2 hour brick breaking session. Where I use my Chi to break stacks of bricks with my arms and forehead. Then my assistants rub me vigorously with exotic oils, and I am left in a steam room for hours at a time.

I do not eat during this transformative process, the only food I have to nourish my soul is the avatar in question.

My assistants randomnly pull me out of the steam room, and beat me with bamboo poles for some time, and then I am put back in. This process is repeated untill I reach an alternate state of mind. Like a shaman, I reach a place where time and space merge, and I become one with all that is, ....

Then !! finally, in the last stages of my trance a scribe is brought before me, a scribe who can only be of pure heart and mind, who has undertaken the oath of silence, and he writes down my latest interpetation on papyrus, for I shall have no memory of it.

Late that night, when I have finally recovered my ability to walk, I once again log on to ATS, and type word for word, what has been captured on papyrus scroll.

So if you would Sanctum, provide me with a little more info on your Avy, the procrastination of my mind will not let me settle on a general theme.


:bash:

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


This thread is seriously awesome.


Great job on your interpretation of my previous avatar, I now submit the newest one and should you be so inclined, look forward to your analysis.

reply to post by Three_moons


Three moons, ... simple enough right.

Yet this cannot refer to earth, as earth only has one moon. Could it refer to the act of "mooning" someone else ?? Perhaps just as we have three great loves in life, ... we also have three great moons, you know, where someone just moons you out of nowhere and gets you so hard you swear vengeance.

Yet if we examine this further, three moons MAY, in fact refer to the earth after all, .... perhaps it is a play on words, .. three moons ?? third moon ? thats it !!! Third Moon !!

You see, the moon has four quaters.

1. new
2. waxing
3. full ....... FULL !!

So what would be the significane of a third, ... or full moon you ask ??

werewolves !!

We dont know what goes on in the werewolf culture and all the intricacies that it carries, though I fathom "three moons" is a subtle calling card for other Lycans who pass...... and besides keeping an eye on werewolf news and hunters, .... what would a dirty lycan be looking for on ATS ???

Dinner.

Me too please.

Ready for interpretation.

Do me! Do me!

reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Thanks for taking the time to psychoavataralyze me. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to say you're off on this one. I really didn't expect you to get mine right as it's a bit cryptic and honestly would have been downright scary if you did correctly interpret it, but I figured it would be interesting to take up your offer.

The number three has followed me around a bit in my life. From significant family changes at that age to dating multiple girlfriends with the same name three times as well as many other instances of three throughout my life. It's a number that just seems to appear an awful lot for me. I once had a dream where there were 3 moons visible from what I presumed to be Earth and it gave me a lasting impression of something that was real and obviously quite strange. My avatar itself was simply something I made to go along with my name and reminiscent of my dream. I wish I was able to actually draw a fantasy art type of avatar more fitting to my dream instead of relying on existing pictures and making a composite of them. I'm not even sure why Three_moons entered my mind when I signed up but that's what it's all about.

Any chance you could have come up with all that? Thanks for giving it a shot and I've enjoyed reading your analysis of others'.

reply to post by Three_moons



Thats exactly what I would come to expect from a Lycan like you.

get behind me satan !!

On a serious note, I have been to a world with three moons as well, though the sky was composed of shades of red/violet, and of course my dear blue. I dont remember if I was having an out of body experience, or simply dreaming, .... but it was real, then, and there.

It was a world so beautiful I couldn't forget it if I tried.... yet I take comfort in the slight knowledge, .... that I shall see it again, one day very soon.

Perhaps I will see you there as well.

[edit on 2-9-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

reply to post by Tribble



Nice to meet you Mr. Tribble, I used to live near Chico.

Unfortunately your conclusion was incorrect, I do not own any masks, ... yet I am in the possesion of a multitude of skulls I have taken from my defeated enemies........ i dont know if that counts .... at all. Sometimes I put my hands in them, and put on a type of grim, puppet show, but I'll save that for a psychiatry thread.

From the endless fountain which is my experience in interpreting avatars ( 19 years ) I can speculate that your avatar is an indicatorof a transformative process.

Chipping away at the layers of ego and illusion to reveal your true self. An image which reminds you of the masks we wear, and the true purpose they serve.

A dangerous persuit Mr. Tribble, as the deeper we travel into our own psyche the more reference points we lose along the way, untill ultimately we are left with a singular reflection of ourselves. Which is capable of inspiring enlightenment, .... or with those who are left alone for far to long, can spiral out of control into psychosis.

In the end, it doesnt matter who we were, ....... only who we wish to be.

Unfortunately readings must be suspended for a day or two, as I am soon to leave for an " Avatar Interpreter" retreat.

Where avatar interpreters from around the world gather for two nights each year to share stories, techniques, and knowledge. We make bonfires, and basicaly Org out. Should be...... enlightening.

LadySkadi, not to fret young one, you are on my list of things to do as soon as I return, .....

oh, ... and I'd also like to read your avatar

reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Your world sounds a bit nicer than mine. While it had some unequaled beauty to it, it felt more ominous to me. Definitely something I can't forget with a sensation that I've been there before and will be there again. I'll see you on The Dark side of the Moon.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
LadySkadi, not to fret young one, you are on my list of things to do as soon as I return, .....

oh, ... and I'd also like to read your avatar

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


No masks? Oh well! Chico is cool, I moved here and took a 50% pay cut but have a bigger house and friendly neighbors. The town is just that, a town with many real people who care about others and who converse mostly about the same.

Me change? I am constantly in some form of change. I obviously believe in aliens and have seen two. I RV when I feel like it with great success. My palm reading scares the # out of people. So I have learned to keep it very low key, because they (after the initial shock) come back and start to ask the questions that I will not answer. Leading to drama etc..

Since I have seen BF 10 feet away I am too opinionated to converse in BF threads. So I am here now bippiling and bobiling around (mainly) the older threads where civility took much presidency.

Smiles