I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

reply to post by NW111


What could it be ??

.. An eclipse ?? too simple.

.. Light and gases lighting up just as they enter the even horizon of a black hole ?? too complex.

.. A little girl looking up as her evil mother places the lid on top of a well, sealing her fate to doom ?? .... that's just ludicrous.

It is the void. Huh ?? whats that ?? what is the void you ask ??

The void is nothing, the void is everything, .... it is the origin of thought, and the destruction of stars. It is neither here nor there, yet occupying a space in between only reached through the human imagination.

The void is a place where the impossible becomes possible, where time ceases to exist, and you become everything, all the time. When you hold on to nothing you can become anything. Where dreams come from and we eventually go, the alpha and the omega, beginning and end.

The void is here, .... the void is now.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


nice
your first thought was the eclipse, and it is simple an eclipse.
i know its simple.. but i like it simple

and
I took that avatar, cauz it shows the picture i get when i look too long into the sun. I know, you shouldnt look into the sun, cauz you can get blind. But i did and do it from time to time (mostly in winter, in summer the sun is too strong..)...
and when i look about 5 mins into the sun, a black hole shows up..

so, you were right and wrong
its an eclipse, but also my view off conspiracy.. if you look long and close enough, light can change to darkness
:O

thx for your nice reply

Nia

analyze my avatar.

OK, I'll sign up for an avatar-ography. Thanks in advance.

reply to post by mr-lizard



Lieutenant Donald P. Lawrence stood there calmly in his invisibility suit, observing his surroundings in detail.

Today he would be testing the militay's latest suit prototype in an unfamiliar, and strangely lit location.

Donny stood there, .. in the ladies room of an outback steakhouse for almost two hours, Most women could not see him, while other's seemed to avoid him all together.

"How could they avoid me if they can't see me ??? Donny thought, When reality suddenly dawned on him.

He was not invisible, ..... he was in fact, ...... drunk. In fact he wasn't even in the military, and think's the entrance exam is still fixed. It seems the only reason most of the women avoided Donny was because of the peculiar scent of vomit and old sausage coming from his general direction.

He wandered home that night, cold and alone, ..... only to fall asleep reading " Guns&Ammo" and continue this ritual the following day.





[edit on 14-8-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

Hi IntastellaBurst,

Ok, I'll bite.

Interpret away! And hi to everyone on BTS, hope to see more of you in the future!

Cheers
Shane

reply to post by platipus



I have meditated for day''s only to come back to your avatar in the same position I left it. I suppose I'm going to have to swallow my pride on this one, and admit that I simply cannot put a comical or relevant spin to your avatar.

Your a samurai ....


your a godamn samurai !!!


Here is a video of your story, may it end well samurai, go in peace.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


you hit the nail on the head with that one!

reply to post by silent thunder



EYE can't really make it out, ..... eye comrade....

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Really now, what the hell is that. The only thought that comes to mind is Ezekiels wheel.

Was he a prophet of god who received a vision ??? The first man to report an encounter with an extraterrestrial craft ?? Or a guy who accidentaly ingested too much peyote and passed out in the dessert ?? The world will never know.

The times change with our ability to understand them, man's reach will always exceed its grasp.

Even now, thousands of years after Ezekiel, the best man can do is "lights in the sky", with no knowledge of how they work or where their from. So as we sit here contemplating the primitive mind of Ezekiel, so shall they sit, contemplating the primitive mind ...... of us.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Thanx.

I like the cut of your jib.

reply to post by shamus78



Shane, my good man.

Above is a photo of you, in the your natural habitat, the forests you admire. You've spent your youth hunting small crocodiles, lizards, salamanders, and just about any kind of reptile there is. Idolizing and attempting to become your long time hero Paul Hogan himself, .... you were affectionately known as lil dundee as a young lad.

However all of this ended in 2001 with the release of " Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles" .... how could Paul of made such a monstrosity !! you thought, he had shamed not only Australia itself but had dealt a deadly blow to your ego and ultimately yourself.

You went on a rampage, burning all of your crocodile tooth studded hats, snake skin boots, killing aboriginals. .... Yet ultimately this led you on a quest of self discovery, blazing your own trail through life so bright even the gods would have to take notice.

.... so now we have you, Shane, International boy toy, and although your done with Paul Hogan, those snake skin boots and cowboy hats still play a vital role in your day to day affairs.

... and of course, right below you, is a photo of some type of indigenous aussie creature, sitting on a branch perhaps ?? absoloutely not. That branch is no branch, .... he is staring in shock and awe at his oversized junk. .... its borderline beastiality Shane !!!

Fun thread, I'll give it a whirl.

Hello, mr. Intastellaburst. Could you maybe interpret my brand spanking new avatar please? I'm very curious as to what you read from it. I'm still undecided if this one suits me or not, but I'll wait for your judgment before I do anything.

Thank you for your time, your a gentleman and a school bus.

reply to post by SaulGoodman



Mr. Goodman was finally master of all he surveyed, he stood there with his face in the sun, and the wind on his back, contemplating the marvelous adventures which had brought him to this very point.

The last of 12 children, he was born into a life of poverty and hardships. Yet regardless of his stature he was treated the same as the rest of his siblings, ... unless he had to manipulate some type of tool, which was near impossible due to his sausage like fingers.

He enlisted into the army during WWII where he served as a counter-intelligence operative due to his ability to squeeze into small spaces, upon re-entering society he dabbled in textiles, gold mining, and inventing dwarf tossing, ... before settling in the oil business. He would become known as one of the most prolific and vicious oil tycoons in Texas history. He married Charlotte, the woman of his dreams, had 4 children, and became one of his communitys more generous philanthropists.

.... Unfortunately Mr. Goodman would meet his untimely demise one early Spring morning while tending to his garden of award winning Daffodils, ...... He was attacked, ...... and carried away by a Bald Eagle, never to be seen again.

How ironic that the symbol of Mr. Goodman's prosperity would also be his very reaper.

In memoriam, Saul P Goodman, Midget Pioneer.

reply to post by Nephi1337



Neph I'm the one who's supposed to interpret your avatar goddamnit, lol.

I will be back for you and Double H tommorrow. I think that picture of Clay Aiken has left me questioning life.

Okay, I have been reading this thread with interest and I am afraid that curiousity has the better of me. So, if you would take the time, I would be very interested in what you have to say.

Thanks.

Do me, Do me!!...er, I mean 'avatize' me when you have time please Intastella'.

Great thread btw

reply to post by hhcore



Yes double H, you are curious, ..... but it doesn't have to do with Avatars.

I am a friend, and would accept you anyway you come, ... this journey of self discovery has been long, hard, and a little sweaty.

I knew way back when, in chat, ... when you would say things like "" Do you ever feel like we have to date girls because were supposed to ?? ""

It's great to see that you've not only accepted your new found sexuality but have embraced it and openly flaunt it in the community you love so. Just as a young lad learns how to rollerskate, and soon begins to rollerskate everyday, .... You have fully thrown yourself into a world of man love, represented by Clay Aiken in this case.

I may not share your enthusiasm for Mr. Aiken in this case, ... but hey, if I was drunk and the lights were off, ... who knows right.

... I am happy for you progress these last few months, yet must remind you, that most of us don't share your social circles and havent been introduced to that lifestyle so deeply. What I'm trying to say is, ... it's probably not a good idea to go into chat and start a conversation by saying " So I was talking to my leather daddy earlier" or " Im glad I brought my laptop, waiting at gloryholes is overrated"

Where I would understand, other's may not, and I couldnt bare to see anyone injure my delicate flower petal.

.... but between me and you Double H, ... what I really hoped you learned is, ..... never make a deal with the devil

I'm game IntastellaBurst.
Go on and psychoavataralyze me!