I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

reply to post by Tribble



I love to get the # scared out of me from time to time, ....

So if you'd ever like to read my cards that would be awsomeness.


- As for everyone else,

I have returned from my avatar interpreter conference, and although it took much longer than expected, overall I think it went well, .... as I will probably be diagnosed with a minor STD or two, ... who say's avatar interpreters can't party ?? Were the degenerates of the psychic world !!!

My holy work will continue tommorrow, I shall rise with the sun and pray to the East, May this journey of self discovery and enlightenment be as fruitful to you, as it has been for me.

lol You're awesome IntastellaBurst, scarily accurate!!

reply to post by LadySkadi



Sarah stook there on the porch of their house, staring off into the distance, smoking but unable to taste the smoke itself.

She had gotten home from the funeral 20 minutes ago, unable to enter the home she and Brad shared for so long. Her mind wandered through space and time, peering into the night and memory itself.

To any random observer, a woman was simply having a cigarette on the porch of her home. Yet no one could possibly fathom the storm of emotion and activity running through her mind.

The 13 years of marriage, gone. The life she built, day by day, hour by hour, .... over. Who ever she was, .... is dead too.

It's amazing what something as simple as a bullet, is capable of changing. One litle insignificant piece of metal, formed millions of years ago, floating through time on a lethal trajectory.

" Brad was only shot two days ago" she thought, ... but this bullet's been coming forever.

It would be weeks before questions began to surface in Brad's suicide, inconsistency's in the evidence, time line, testimony.

By the time Sherrif Anderson made it out to Sarah and Brads old house, .... she was gone, along with the $450.000 in life insurance money.

...... only to spring up somewhere, as someone else. Just as easily as a girl changes avatars.

I got you LadySkadi, ...... I gots you !!!

Great thread, do it to it brother!

I'll bite! And also I'll add some random words in order for my posting to be allowed and not considered spam .

Care to do my new avatar?
Second line

reply to post by snowspirit


Come on Snowspirit ...... come on.


Can you make it any more obvious ?? really now. The name, the wolf, do you think im a complete retard ??

It is clear to see that you are in some sort of secret society for Albino Werewolves, ..... or maybe just old ones, really old ones. Hence the white hair.

I take it your friend " Three Moons" reffered you, as dirty Lycans tend to stick together.

There is a slightly less possiblity, that you simply love the snow and all the animals who folick in it's miracle. The wolves, polar bears, penguins, the might walrus, ..... but not seals. You probably club those for their valuable fur, who wouldn't really, it's like their wearing little coats made of twenty dollar bills.

You caught me, cavorting around with another Lycan
Our society is no longer a secret.

I do live in a colder climate, most of the year (53 parallel), so I am trying to embrace the cold. And I do love all the animals that frolick in it.

Around my yard, in the 8 months of winter, I have foxes, coyotes, deer, and bunnies, until the foxes get them

No penguins this far north though

Never, never though would I kill a little seal, :shk: I have lots of my own warm white fur,

but if I get real hungry.........

Originally posted by Nosred
Do me! Do me!

.... If you insist.


" Intastelaburst and Nosred lock eyes"

..... as this song begins to play ......




" Intastelaburst begins to take off his pants "

huh .... whats that ??

oh !! ...... OH !!! .... you came for an avatar reading ?? holy jesus, my bad !!

Lets see, .... "pant" "pant" .... welll uuuhhhhh, you like ATS. thats for sure. You like the beach, ... and stars, .... and.... planets, with rings, ..... around them... yeah, .. rings.

I'm gonna go ahead, ... and clean up a little round here, .... eeeehhh, can you come by a little later ??? go ahead and bring some coconut oil and some hard lemonade if you can , ....... or don't, ... yeah, .. its probably better if you dont, .... or do ?? .... its really up to you.

ok what does mine say about me?

Ahhaha...

VERY cool thread!

Would you mind telling me about me? THANKS!

I have to say this is too fun!

Go for it!!! What does mine say?

2nd line

Ok, try mine. This aught to be pretty funny.



FATALITY

What does the little frog say?

I just got done reading this entire thread, and I found it very entertaining. You have quite a way with words, and your humor is right up my alley.

I am curious as to what you have to say about my avatar and how it relates to me.

~meathead

Ok IB...I'm pretty sure I'll regret this...but let's hear it.

Analyze THIS!!!

Look into my Avatar. Look very very closely. Make sure you see the entire Avatar. And you will see something that will haunt your dreams for ever.

[edit on 7-9-2010 by harrytuttle]

What does my avatar say about me?
I will check back later and see if you got it!

Smooth transition from the last episode (and the other avatar) - Nice!

Great storytelling, totally loving it ...

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by LadySkadi

 

Sarah stook there on the porch of their house, staring off into the distance, smoking but unable to taste the smoke itself.

She had gotten home from the funeral 20 minutes ago, unable to enter the home she and Brad shared for so long. Her mind wandered through space and time, peering into the night and memory itself.

To any random observer, a woman was simply having a cigarette on the porch of her home. Yet no one could possibly fathom the storm of emotion and activity running through her mind.

The 13 years of marriage, gone. The life she built, day by day, hour by hour, .... over. Who ever she was, .... is dead too.

It's amazing what something as simple as a bullet, is capable of changing. One litle insignificant piece of metal, formed millions of years ago, floating through time on a lethal trajectory.

" Brad was only shot two days ago" she thought, ... but this bullet's been coming forever.

It would be weeks before questions began to surface in Brad's suicide, inconsistency's in the evidence, time line, testimony.

By the time Sherrif Anderson made it out to Sarah and Brads old house, .... she was gone, along with the $450.000 in life insurance money.

...... only to spring up somewhere, as someone else. Just as easily as a girl changes avatars.

I got you LadySkadi, ...... I gots you !!!

Holy Jesus, ... what happened since I went to sleep last night ??

son of a sailor..... Y'all plottin on me ??

It looks like someone has alot of work ahead of them, ... namely the 12 year old schizophrenic boy I pay to do these interpretations.

He doesnt even know its monopoly money, ...

monopoly money !!! lol

that IDIOT !!!