They're Made Out of Meat

There you go guys:



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Singing meat.
Thanks for posting this got a good laugh out of it.

I remember having to read this in elementary school. I liked it then and I still like it now. Thanks for posting this and reminding me of a great short story.

It's actually a short film

oops someone beat me to it

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The question is ....

Can they beat the meat?

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I am meat.

Muscle, bone and water.

I inhale gas and energy through my meaty portals.

Can you register the glory that is my meat vibrating in 4 dimensions?

Do you understand what it means to have love and lost as meat?

My meat is all I have, given to me by progenitors, all of whom were meat.

My Mother was meat, My father too. As is my Meat dog and Meat cat.

I am meat in transition from one state to another.

Before I was meat I was the energy of the Sun.

As Meat I dance and cry.

When this meaty shell is spent, where will I go?

A being of Meat can never really know.

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Great post, a well needed laugh for a very stressful day of debating!

What?, nobody has heard of talking meat. You must not watch Aqua Team Hunger Force.

Aqua Team Hunger Force

Meatwad can not only talk, he can form different shapes too!










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wasnt this posted on here a few years back? I've seen this exact thing before and I doubt it was anywahere else I go on the net

Wow, on "Earth" - unlike our rosy pink skies - guess what colour the sky is? BLUE! ... O_O


I always thought that the concept of blue sky might sound odd to an extraterrestrial visitor.

I am reminded of an old Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Mankind." It's a cook book.

Don't get on the ships, it's a cook book for humans. Don't get on the ships, it's a cook book for humans! A COOK BOOK FOR.... HUMANS!!!

Thanks for the posting, it took me back.

Holy Cow, thank you for posting this!, I needed a laugh. But good grief my sides are hurting and my eyes are tearing. I haven't laughed that hard it a while, thank you so much for that!!!

S+F,

...and copied and pasted into a notepad!

A completely refreshing change to see this posted here..
I loved it.
And why is my burger looking at me funny...

Good laugh after a long day of slugging it out. Thanks.
Reminds me of that old 70's sci-fi movie Solent green.

ITS PEOPLE!!!

You might also like Ylla from the Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury:
www.randomhouse.com...

How would a Martian who had never contacted anyone from another planet react to the idea of creatures breathing oxygen with two arms, legs and eyes?

And how is this similar to us when we are imagining aliens as little green men and don't think about other life forms.

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Wow, I recall reading this in Omni magazine when I was a boy.
It was my second favorite story from the mag, my first was
titled "Sand Kings"...it was about ants.

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That was very funny!

Thank-you for sharing that story with us!

Ok as usual the meat believers come in here and spout their paranoid rubbish. Wheres the proof? where are the sources?

You need a holiday all you stew brains. Its been well documented that the sausage fell, not at the speed of non resistance, but because the cat knocked the plate down.

Your dumb theory is mere pie-in-the-sky. The NIST (Never Initiate Sausage Talk) report says it all, yet you still believe this offal lie. No source as usual and no evidence because you ate it !....

Great story, cheered me up, S&F....

Respects