What Would You Ask an Alien if You Had Only 1 Question

This thread is pretty silly, but has me wondering how so many have it in their heads that E.T.'s will have all the answers. Just because they are technologically advanced doesn't mean they're deities or supremem beings. They may be highly advanced only in the area of science and technology, but dumb as rocks artistically and philisophically. What if you were the first explorer to land on a very remote island and the native peoples thought you were some god and had all the answers? Would you pretend you did so they would worship you like the ewoks worshipped C3PO?

did you travel distance, time or dimension to get here ?

how old is the universe ?

is there more than one universe ?

I can has grammar?


Oh and by the way, "Whats out there?" and "Are you gods?" are two separate questions. You only get one.

Originally posted by ExquisitExamplE
Oh and by the way, "Whats out there?" and "Are you gods?" are two separate questions. You only get one.

I got a question, albeit fairly well established.

I wonder how to say it in international sign language - not that that would be any use. Possibly binary. How would I know which end I should direct my enquiry?

mine would be

have you ever heard of billy meirs

then
take me to saturn, my little grey friend

Why don't you, of most obvious higher life form, help us get our act together?

how you doin'?

on a more serious note I would probably be too stunned to even think of a question so I would probably just end up stuttering out something like "holy s...! take me with you" or something like that.

Originally posted by SoFunkyMe
Hey Guys

What Would U Ask A Alian If U Had Only 1 Question?

Myself = Whats Out There Are U Gods?

Um thats two questions you ask, and whats a Alian??

I would ask them to start a gang.

Just like Independance Day, I can see you all standing on top of the roof on a skyscraper waiting to be zapped!!!

I'd probably ask: "How much of what John Lear has claimed is actually true?"

That would answer a lot of questions in itself.

Can you please bring me into the future a few days to the local 711 so I can check the winning lottery numbers.

If they refuse and don't have time travel capabilities I would ask for...

1) a personal Anti Gravity device with a force field and or cloaking...or

2) Can you please abduct me,Jessica Alba and Halle Berry and take us off this stinking planet for about 100 years?

Originally posted by 27jd
This thread is pretty silly, but has me wondering how so many have it in their heads that E.T.'s will have all the answers. Just because they are technologically advanced doesn't mean they're deities or supremem beings. They may be highly advanced only in the area of science and technology, but dumb as rocks artistically and philisophically. What if you were the first explorer to land on a very remote island and the native peoples thought you were some god and had all the answers? Would you pretend you did so they would worship you like the ewoks worshipped C3PO?

lol so true ,

Alien ship lands two aliens get out...........man rushes up to alien "Thank goodness your here!! you've come to help us all out havn't you?..were saved!!!!"

Actually we were wondering if we could borrow some water .. were all out you see.

And finally the question.. Is it REALLY like this on your home planet?



Why is this not in BTS yet?

A question from the hood

"Who you be?"

Can I get my picture taken with you?

It'll be way better than my pic with Kevin Smith

Originally posted by RockAwayRadio
I'd probably ask: "How much of what John Lear has claimed is actually true?"

That would answer a lot of questions in itself.

Yeah, but there's only one answer: None of it.
(second significant line to pithy post)

WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING HERE,TAKE A WRONG TURN OR WHAT? to answer your first question,yes i do own the planet,second question, 11,000,000,000,000,000 and we are talking UK pounds deposit.Y es i will take your ship as a deposit and it will include the crew.I think i might find a use for your URSULA ANDRESS,MARYLIN MONROE AND BRIDGET BARDOT CLONES! Just sign here,here here and here.One more thing,if you meet anybody who says i don`t own this planet you have my permision to shoot them,OK have fun ,must go,ah yes the keys,thanks and goodbye.

How long have you been here on earth?

Originally posted by SoFunkyMe
Hey Guys

What Would U Ask A Alian If U Had Only 1 Question?

Myself = Whats Out There Are U Gods?

If I were you I'd ask the 'Alian' why I didn't learn how to write in school.