What Would You Ask an Alien if You Had Only 1 Question

Are you nuts? Only ONE Question? Impossible...

Q1:
If you're going to abduct me in that thing, can I drive it some?

Q2:
Geez -you guys all look alike -sooo, where are all the hot Alien babes?

Q3:
Can you decipher this for me?
dollnean- ngcniualcy evo,evoui shleeoig cnteint itdntion ,crtoea ayald bpisgni esstefmnf

Q4:
What's with the anal probes, anyway? Couldn't I just, you know, "give" you a sample?

Q5:
Seriously now, the Pyramids -Stonehenge, -Roswell, -Nazca - it was you all along, wasn't it...?

Q6:
What is the meaning of life? How OLD are you, anyway?

Q7:
If you bent time to get here, can you bend me back to High School for a day or two? I left a few loose ends I'd like to tie up...

Q8:
Is AboveTopSecret part of the conspiracy or part of the solution?

Q9:
Who was more cooperative, Barney or Betty?

Q10:
Can I buy you a drink? I'll bet you've got some great stories... And I got a lot more questions...

I'd ask them if they got one of those brain flashey things like they got in Men In Black.

Do you have beautiful female gender aliens?

If I could only ask one question to an Alian, then i would have to ask why dont you ever show yourselevs or leave a message from you to us.

What is your planet's policy on immigration?

If I still smoked, I would probably (and accidentally) ask: "Hey, have you got a light?"

On the serious side, I'd ask it like what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything... and don't tell me its 42.

honestly I wouldn't know what to ask it, I would be shocked and amazed that an alien came up to me and told me to ask him 1 question.

I beleive if I had only one question to ask a "alain", It would be how come there are so many posters on here that can't spell. I don't even know what an "alain" is, could it be a french guy?

why didn't I joint this site before? I think I'd ask if they'd take me with them when they dip.

Originally posted by SoFunkyMe
Hey Guys

What Would U Ask A Alian If U Had Only 1 Question?

Myself = Whats Out There Are U Gods?

that's 2 questions

I'd ask them if they got one of those brain flashey things like they got in Men In Black.

I have questions but not for an Alian.

OP, What is an Alian? Never heard of one until now.

English is not your normal language, right?

Your posting from your phone sitting at your desk in a room at a school with the other 10 year olds, correct?

I also have a statement of fact. A mind is a terrible thing to waste!

Mods,
Why is this in this Forum?

Edited to say: Now_Then, I think you wore that one out.

[edit on 10/23/2007 by Blaine91555]

Originally posted by SoFunkyMe
Myself = Whats Out There Are U Gods?

You cheated, that's two questions

Hmmmm.

I would ask......

"Is it true what they say about the size of Alien's eyes?"

I would ask if they can give me an alien spaceship and teach me how to fly it....

Then I could just go everywhere and see you tube videos pop up

Nothing. How are you, come have a beer

Originally posted by Blaine91555

Edited to say: Now_Then, I think you wore that one out.

[edit on 10/23/2007 by Blaine91555]

I think they should stop using the thingie in a room with a mirror.

Any self respecting green dude ALAIN would visit once, and move on.

Unless they find chip shop that'll deep fry a Mars bar for you.

(this is getting the OP a few points init?)

My question:

Mr. Alian, why did you abduct SoFunkyMe's grammatical comprehension, and ZeroGhost's sense of humor?

And a request:

Please stop flashing Now_Then's memory.

[edit on 23-10-2007 by 27jd]

could a mod maybe change the grammatical error in the title?
it is flagged to the top of the page, it kinda takes away from the appearance
of the site =\

MMM, only one question. O.k. here it goes.

If the answer is 42, and the Earth is needed to give the question, in 10 million years from its inception, What is the Question, and how long have you waited to get it?\


Secondary question: Why mouse?



For all you movie buffs enjoy.

Cheers,

Camain

I would ask, is the force real and can I become a Jedi