What Would You Ask an Alien if You Had Only 1 Question

I wouldnt ask a single question.
I'd simply state that unless they are here to save the Earth and its people in an acceptable manner somehow then please *ahem* go away as we are full and managing to destroy our own planet without aliens needing to help thank you very much.

[edit on 27/10/07 by eagle32]

"Of ALL the rocks in the Universe, why did you choose THIS planet, at THIS time, when any pre-landing assessment should've spoken for itself?"

As the great quote goes, "The surest sign that intelligent ET life exists, is the fact they haven't tried to contact us".

reply to post by NovusOrdoMundi


They speak all languages with the help of a Universal Translator.
My question would be "Can you lend me your shuttle craft?"
I want to go on a ride around the solar system.

I'd like to ask what they thought about money.

I know what I think.

I would ask:

Can I ask more questions?

Just one question, E.T........!
Is it your students that are doing the crop circles or is it ours?

Just one question, E.T........!
Is it your students that are doing the crop circles or is it ours?

I can still see all of you standing on the roof of a skyscraper waiting to be zapped!
But in all honesty I would have to ask" when we die, what happens next? And will I see my parents again? I really miss them.

reply to post by Solarskye

I can still see all of you standing on the roof of a skyscraper waiting to be zapped!

If that was an attempt at humor, it was at the expense of people you do not know anything about.

My question is how do you get all the sand out of your ears, nose, hair and mouth at the end of the day?

It is really easy to insult everyone. You do insult to yourself in reality.

ZG

1 question?

How much for the spaceship?

why is humanity/humans being so tightly observed by all you alien races??

answer to that will lead to many more questions and revalations

First I would shoot it. Then Id ask its corpse what thehell it was doing on my lawn, before calling the news stations.

Why are they so scared to show themselve's to the masses?

Can you take me back with you?

Originally posted by SoFunkyMe
Hey Guys

What Would U Ask A Alian If U Had Only 1 Question?

Can I has cheezburger?

When will aliens introduce themselves to all of mankind?

would you and your TECH crew make a video game for my ps3?

Where's the beef?






Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaal. Lolololo

reply to post by SoFunkyMe


Id test him by asking-"In whos name do you come"?

Hod did you overcome social and technological adolescence, and not destroy yourselves.