What Would You Ask an Alien if You Had Only 1 Question

Cancer cures = thousands of people out of work + lots of rich people lose money = guy with cancer cures disappears or is pacified into thinking his cures are better off in the hands of Pfizer.

free energy = Thousands of people out of work + lots of rich people lose money = guy with free energy secret disappears or is pacified into thinking his secret would be better off in the hands of Exxon.

Apply any "help the earth question" to the above.

Can I get you a drink?

reply to post by jbondo


Maybe so. Maybe so. In fact, it's likely, given the scenario. But wouldn't you try? I mean, wouldn't it be worth the risk? Have we reached a point where we're so convinced of the inherent malevolence of anything associated with power that we may as well resign ourselves to the futility of ever hoping to make a positive difference?

Or have I just been here too long?

reply to post by yeahright


Sure it's worth the risk! Never said it wasn't!

If all else fails and I certainly would exhaustively try to get the technology out but if all else fails, at least I would know my family would never suffer from cancer again.

In fact, I guess it would have to start like that as a grass roots sort of thing. If you handed it over to the big boys, forget it!

I might have already posted a question but i have another;

What do your space-craft look like?

Ha! my husband made me laugh when I asked him what he'd ask, and he said:

Where's the toilet? (so he wouldn't sh*t his pants)

Wanna pull my finger?

Edit: dont wanna be slapped with a one liner telling off, so I'll just point out that every kid I played this game with has been pleasantly surprised with the quantity and quality of my flatus. (I have never seen any one use the word flatus on ATS - is that a first??)

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reply to post by SoFunkyMe


Is it that time already ?

I'd have to be a smart ass.


'Can we converse with many questions involved?'


That'd be bad ass if tonight I actually meet an alien, and he's like 'Oh hay lol, I was spying on you and I heard you'd like to converse?

Why did you choose earth, and has your species been here already with an influence(such as the missing link)?/ Can you take me to your planet?!

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Got any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?

Do you wash the anal probes at all?

How do i stop my farts from smelling so bad? Oh, and why is that you guys never seem to be doing something to have fun?

“Hey, do you think I could have one of those Hitchhikers’ Guides to the Galaxy things? You know… the one that has all the answers to anything I ever wanted to know?”

Is there as many assholes per capita on your planet?

Or There is two things that great men strive for, greats amounts of vagina & great amounts of wealth, what do you guys strive for? Wealthy planets with woman with a lot of vaginas?

intresting i would ask are u scared of us are we not ufo but UWO = unidentifiad walking object lol maybe its thay are scared of us like we are of them of abducting us and all dont know wierd ay lol

reply to post by SKunkyCharms


thay are probely peaceful alians hehe we dont look up in the sky and see nuclear weapons hitting battleships? lol not like we can see it anyway lol

Originally posted by chutso_ha
Ha! my husband made me laugh when I asked him what he'd ask, and he said:

Where's the toilet? (so he wouldn't sh*t his pants)

i rekon we would be stunned its something like a ghost it would be lol

Originally posted by edbaseball17
How do i stop my farts from smelling so bad? Oh, and why is that you guys never seem to be doing something to have fun?

They do. They designed humans.

reply to post by TheoOne


tru thats one of my theorys thay are gods there is about 1 for every human and he is our god? and he takes care of us lol maybe this maybe not?