Noahs Ark and the Biblical World Wide Flood Never Happened

a reply to: FlyersFan

How did he get the Polar bears and Penguins from all that way away?

Oh, they could easily have "migrated". Of course.....

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
How did he get the Polar bears and Penguins from all that way away?.

They couldn't have made the trip AND they would have been outside their climate capability and died from the heat. Polar bears and penguins (all 19 species of penguins) would have to have been on the boat, but couldn't be. ... more proof Noahs Ark didn't happen.

a reply to: FlyersFan

Two swallows could have carried them there?

Probably.

a reply to: FlyersFan

How do you know that Noah wasn't well versed in the manufacture of refrigeration systems?

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
Two swallows could have carried them there?.

There are 8 species of swallows that Noah would have had to have packed on that boat. All insect eaters. Noah would have had to have gotten a years supply of insects for each of the 8 species of swallow.

There are 18,000 species of birds in the world and there would have had to have been 2 of each of those 18,000 species. 36,000 birds alone. Most insect eaters. That's a lot of insects Noah would have to collect and keep alive and fresh. How'd he have time when he was supposedly building that massive boat (that he didn't know how to build)??

Swallows. More proof Noahs Ark didn't happen.

a reply to: FlyersFan

I know!

Those Emus must have been a bit of a handful, too....

a reply to: FlyersFan

Where did he get the Great Bustards from?

What did he feed the Moles on?

And all the stuff that Elephants get through every day.

And the Hippos.

And so on.

Didn't happen, did it?

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
And the Hippos.

There are two species of hippos, so both species would have to have been on the boat. And they are EXTREMELY aggressive. How exactly would Noah and his sons, who knew NOTHING about the animals, handle them to get them to the Middle East and then onto the boat? They eat grasses. How'd Noah get a years supply of grasses for each of the four hippos and keep it fresh? Hippos NEED fish to eat the growths off their skin. How did Noah make this happen?

More importantly, they are SEMI-AQUATIC. They HAVE to have fresh water to be puds in AND they have to have land as well. There was no fresh water ponds on the Ark for the hippo to sit in and submerge up to their noses for long periods of time. This is not a 'they like to do' .. it's a 'they NEED to do'.

Hippos. More proof Noahs ark didn't happen.

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
Where did he get the Great Bustards from?

You got me. I had to go look that one up. Pretty bird!
Looks like a turkey ... like it would taste good!

a reply to: FlyersFan

They tasted too good for their own good. Hunted to near extinction. They have been bred and released near to Salisbury.

Then there are Bitternes, Dartford Reed Warblers, Kingfishers and so on. How'd he get his mitts on those?

Rattlesnakes? Cobras? Pythons, Anacondas?

What a guy. Must be an an absolute legend.

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
Rattlesnakes? Cobras? Pythons, Anacondas?

21 species of rattlesnakes. All native to the Americas.
10 species of cobras. They are from Asia.
38 different species of pythons. They are from Africa, Asia, and Australia.
4 species of anacondas. They are from South America.

That's a whole lotta deadly snakes Noah and his sons would have had to travel the world to go collect. AND gather a one year supply of food for each. AND since the food would have been living animals, he would have to have kept all that food fresh and healthy and alive too.

Noah would have been a world traveler before the flood. How'd he do that if he spent decades and decades building a massive boat (that he knew nothing about).

More proof Noahs Ark didn't happen.

a reply to: FlyersFan

Scorpions? Millipedes? Centipedes? Worms? Cockroaches, thousands of different beetles, spiders? And so on

Bonkers.

Bats?

originally posted by: FlyersFan
21 species of rattlesnakes. All native to the Americas.
10 species of cobras. They are from Asia.
38 different species of pythons. They are from Africa, Asia, and Australia.
4 species of anacondas. They are from South America.

That's a whole lotta deadly snakes Noah and his sons would have had to travel the world to go collect. AND gather a one year supply of food for each. AND since the food would have been living animals, he would have to have kept all that food fresh and healthy and alive too.

Next you're going to ask where God got the asian and african people. These mostly arbitrary definitions of different "species" is obviously not what the Bible was referring to when it meant "kind". This has already been discussed, there is vast variability within a kind of animal. A wolf and a pug are both canids, pugs are wolves that were bred for certain scenarios. It is the same with white and black people, one race came from migrating north, the other came from migrating south. Biological organisms have pre-determined alleles that allow them to adapt to various environmental stressors. Surely we wouldn't say black or white is any more evolved than the other.

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
beetles,

400,000 Beetle Species
.. and each and every species would have to have been represented
on the ark. They do not cross procreate. Nor does one beetle magically
turn into another species of beetle.

a reply to: cooperton

Your pseudoscience doesn't work.
Races of humans are different from SPECIES.

What you said wasn't even close to being accurate.
Each and every SPECIES of snake would have to be on the ark.
They do not cross breed.

And they don't evolve like you claim.
An eastern diamond back rattlesnake doesn't
become a pygmy rattlesnake.
And Rattlesnakes don't become Anacondas.

And how did Noah even get the anaconda or the rattlesnake?

As I said - having two housecats on the boat ... they don't magically turn into tigers, lions, cheetah, puma, jaguar, leopard, lynx and the rest of the 37 species of feline in the world. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

Educate yourself. Deny ignorance.

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
Bats?

Oh that's fun. 1400 species of bats. ALL would have to have been represented on the boat. Some ate insects ... more insects for Noah to have to catch and keep alive somewhere on the boat. Others ate fruit. How is Noah going to get a years worth of fruit and keep it fresh for the bats? Heck, my bananas bruise and go bad after just a few days. Some feed on BLOOD from animals. So what did Noah do ... let the blood eaters loose upon the animal population on the ark?

Doesn't work.

BATS. More proof Noahs Ark didn't happen.

a reply to: cooperton

Please. When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. So now you believe in evolution?

LOL!

Bonkers!

This thread just keeps on giving. BS, mostly!

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
Cockroaches,

4,600 Species of Cockroaches
ALL would have to be represented on the ark.
One cockroach doesn't magically cross species
and become a different species.

They live everywhere from the tropic to the arctic.
Noah would be traveling the world to collect them.
Busy guy ... spending decades and decades building
a boat he knew nothing about how to do while at the
same time traveling the world to collect snakes and
cockroaches .. and their food.

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Yeah ... and races of people are different from species of animals.
Basic REAL science.